I’ve am prejudice against barking dogs next door to me. Don’t misunderstand me, I love dogs but a barking one that is outside all day long that does nothing but bark deserves to eat his Master when he/she returns home…if that day or that week. I tried to befriend this little yapper and his older mentor called Leah (old dog can barely let out a “woof”). I can’t wait for that to happen to the “yapper”. He barks me down when I try to say…nice dogie…please shut the fuck up…probably senses that I’m a threat. Yesterday I threw water on him and that worked…for a minute. I didn’t actually get the water to land on him…he/she is a quick little yapper. This is the best picture I was able to get.
The dog can go 15-45 minutes without stopping. I videoed the clock inside my house so the owner can hear the barking as I do . That is what happens when her daughter leaves for work. The patio below my balcony is walled and is where the dog shits. There is a Porsche Carrera parked there permanently. It is surrounded by dog shit. There is a BMW parked in front of their locked gate but no one is around….oh..except the barking dog and his/her occasional barking dog mentor.
I was getting to like the water boarding treatment…it didn’t solve the problem but at least the dog paid attention. I was starting to feel in control. I even thought of making an offer to purchase this whole unit…downstairs and up…evicting the landlady’s daughter and her dog, moving in permanently and renting out my place as a Naturist BnB. Advertised discreetly this could be, not a gold mine, but a continuously rented out source of income.
|Union of MotoTaxi Yartareni|
All the MotoTaxi drivers know me now and 70% speak fluent \English and love to play dumb and then say something like…”Have a good day Man…hang loose” as I’m getting out after just struggling to talk to them in Spanish. When I see Karen, Juan , Carlos or any of them…I ask…where did you learn to speak such excellent English…I attended school in Monticello N.Y. for 7 years, I worked in NYC for 10 years, I attended grade school in Mississippi, grew up in Connecticut , Chicago, L.A. , Denver, even Buffalo!
I am leaving in less than a month for about 4 months to visit my family and friends. Also to settle up things for a time so I can stay away longer….doctor’s appointments, bills to pay, and hopefully renters to welcome. If I can’t rent it…I’m ready to sell at a loss and lose it. I like this place. The view is nice…no A/C or Heat…windows open year round with plenty of light and sunshine. I’m a loner but also love to socialize and share travels, sex, good and bad times with someone. That someone has been a lot of special people in my life but not lately. I’m not worried but getting anxious…for travel …anyone want to go to Belize or Cuba for a month or so?
I walked down to the copy place and had my documents done so now I was going into town, not to waste a trip, I dropped my 4 Kilos of laundry to pick up on Monday. I got the bus into town after.