SAN ZOILO SPAIN…TO ROME…2007 JULY

My arrival back in Madrid was followed by VaughnVillage’s “Ice Breaker” where we
meet the teachers and students we will be working will for the week at our new venue San Zoilo. This is the oldest Romanesque building in Carrion de los Condes and was a much trafficked hospital on the Camino de Santiago for weary and sick pilgrims. The current structure dates from between the 11th and 16th centuries and has been completely restored to accommodate modern creature comforts.  The Way of St James, has been one of the most important Christian pilgrimages since medieval times and it has existed fro over 1000 years. Las Vigas, the restaurant at the monastery, uses the best of fresh seasonal produce being grown in the farm at the Monastery. Carrion de los Condes is a place where a traveler can eat like a king, rest with the tranquility of a monk, and have the fun of a villain. 

We had Canapes and Wine. I met some of the Anglos.  Fred from Lordsburg , New Mexico.  His wife and he lived in Lima, Peru but he hated it so traveled to Spain and had completed 14 sessions while she worked at the American embassy in Lima.  She had two years before retirement and then they both would travel the world. Richard, a lawyer from Cape Town , South Africa.  Carolyn, another 14 session veteran from near Seattle , Washington.  She ran a Temp Agency but was also on the Board of Directors for two major Corporations and had a leave of absence to travel. She planned on quitting in 2 years to travel the world. A Mother and daughter from Adelaide, Australia that were from Wales originally.  Two black women Tobi and Mary from London.  Tobi is studying Spanish to travel to South America and the other was a Social Worker trying to get rid of the stress in her life.  Julie from Stratford ,Ontario that had been with me at Gredos. There was Sutin? And his girlfriend from Toronto.  He is Indian. We had lunch then another siesta.

San Zoilo is a restored 12th or 13th Century Monastery on the Santiago Pilgrimage Trail
from France to Northwestern Spain. The first night I only had a one on one with Javier, then dinner and to bed earlier.

The next morning was four one on ones in a row after breakfast.  All four were beautiful young and intelligent Spanish ladies.  The last one, I walked to the village with and we ran into Juan and Suchin.  We walked to what Juan thought was a water tower and I inquired with a local elderly man who lived next door. Yes it was a water tower.  We meandered back for lunch and on the way, Manuela, my one on one and I encountered a Pilgrim on the St James Way.  He was from Green Bay, Wisconsin and had walked 1000 Kilometers so far.  He was getting college credit for this and was researching Monastic life from the Middle Ages.  I invited him to see the Cloisters at the hotel but when we arrived the Front desk manager said he wasn’t allowed unless he was a guest.  I explained he was my guest and she allowed him into the Cloisters and the museum.  I had a lovely lunch with three Anglo ladies and two of the Spanish ones that I had an earlier one on one with. 








 One afternoon a football game was organized in the yard between the talented Students and Teachers.

 We cheered on while they planned their strategy.


Carmen who had lived and worked in Northern Chile and wants to return.  She had to quit in order to come back home to care for her sick mother. 
Then there was  Lorena who had studied English in Los Angeles with people from all over the world. She said it was a waste of money because they were Chinese, etc that spoke broken English like herself and none learned anything.  They visited San Francisco and San Diego.  She also spent a week in NYC before returning and loved it.

Maria , who is a student studying Business at U of Madrid, will be taking her first trip to the USA with her mother and father. He graduated from MIT with a degree in Business then met his wife, got married and started out in Phoenix.  They are returning in August to see the place they spent their first year together.  I wonder if my restaurant was open then.  I gave them the address of course.
After siesta, my one on one was with Javier.  He traveled with his Dad all over South America many times.  They visited the Glaciers in Argentina, the Amazon, Ecuador, Bolivia, etc. He is an IT student.  I do have to do a SERVAS presentation on Wednesday and hope to recite a Cowboy Poem.  Last night the San Zoila Players performed the Odd Couple with Richard the lawyer for Cape Town playing Oscar Madison.  He must be a very successful lawyer.  It was fun.

  Fred did a presentation on the basics of the English language and Ricardo did different tongue twisters with individuals from the audience.  Today in Tuesday I hope I get some free time to start planning my trip to Italy. I had a brief phone conversation with Juan after waiting for 15 minutes for him to show up. He had a problem with his Manager in Madrid or something.  We studied the script then he went to his room down the hall and I to mine.  I waited a few minutes and called his room 223 but no answer.  I thought he must be on the cell phone with his manager again so waited some more than tried again. Nothing.  Finally I decided to go to his room and knock on the door but when I started down the hall that he took I noticed the room numbers were all 230 and up.  I returned thinking the MC made an error and meant room 233 so called again with no answer.  Finally I went downstairs to the lobby and inquired at the front desk to discover Juan lived in 230.  I huffed and puffed my way back up two flights of stairs to find him coming out of the room looking for me?  We had a good laugh, completed our assignment and took off on my one on one with Inma.  She spoke very good English as we walked into the village and back. She will visit Texas next year to see a friend.

         I returned early to get some sleep before the flight to Rome the next day. When I arrived at the Hostel, I rang the bell for admittance. Normally you hear a buzzer to unlock the door so you can open it and enter the building. The Hostel was on the third floor. I never heard the buzzer with the crowds in the street and the noise of all the traffic so stood there pressing this button and wondering what happened to the desk clerk.  I waited some more than pressed again and finally I heard the women on the intercom…David? David from Arizona?  I said yes than heard this long protracted buzzing sound.  She laughed when I arrived at the door but I was in a panic imagining spending the last night on the streets of Madrid with the homeless. 

      Air Comet finally called us to board the busses to the Airbus waiting on the tarmac to take us to Roma.  The older, married couple that were arguing and so upset were now smiling and lovey dovey like they were on their first honeymoon.  He remarked that maybe we were being taken to Rome on the bus.  That really wasn’t funny and almost believable.  Had we boarded the bus when we arrived for check in, we would be over halfway there and somewhere in France by now. 

PS  I want to thank those that noticed me smoking in the last post on my Blog.  That was only a rouse to find out if you were paying attention and really looking at the photos or just passing them over and saying Wow Great Photos.  Those of you that didn’t notice, it is OK because most of you are smokers and didn’t really think it was a big deal.  How many of you noticed me naked? You must of saw me tending bar at the “Bar David”….some did.   Or peaking out a window or standing in the doorway of one of those Cathedrals?  Pay attention because there will be a test when I return and the outcome will depend on whether you receive one of many expensive souvenirs I’ve purchase to award the winners.  Love david

GALICIA….BENEVENTES

         It was a half way stop to Madrid. It was not on the tourist map except for a four star Paramour that was a castle and too expensive for me.  I had tried to book a hotel there over the internet but when I checked in that morning they had not replied. I arrived in Benavente around 3 pm after checking out at around 12pm.  It was a beautiful country ride on a toll road.  I noted that there were no re tread tires cluttering the highway, trash of any kind was absent, and no signs that the Taylor family cleans this highway. 
        When I arrived in town, I was looking for the hotel on the Calles de Peru but instead discovered the Hostel Presidio that was convenient so checked in for 25 Euros.  It looked a little shady but I was able to park out front for free and was leaving early for Madrid.  I just needed some sleep.  When I took my bags to the room, I was more than pleasantly surprised at a well appointed room with cable, A/C, a very clean room with the typical marble bath and double bed.  The TV was a flat screen wall mounted and the first I had seen in Spain.  This was not expected at all.  I charged up the computer and went downstairs to catch the local color.  They had an adjoining restaurant that was closed now for siesta.  There was a large patio area full of people enjoying coffee and the sunshine.  There were a lot of what appeared to be retired or out of work gentleman from Benavente enjoying Mus, Dominos, Chess, Solitaire, and the Slot machines…only 2 of them.  I sat at the bar and met a young man drinking a strange drink so ordered one from the barmaid who turned out to be his girlfriend.  He was waiting for her to get off work and playing the slot machines.  They are losers and everywhere in Spain.  He looked like Colin Ferrell.  We chatted a bit but no one spoke any English in Benavente.  I had a few beers and retired for a nap.
I awoke and went downstairs for my Café con Leche and there was Colin Ferrell still sipping a beer and looking like he had lost all his money at the Slot Machine and his girlfriend.  I said hello but he didn’t respond and I didn’t pursue it. I ventured out into the town without my camera and my sandals on.  That was a mistake. Benavente had come alive and was teeming with people out strolling.  Not one tourist was to be found in this village and nor was anyone that spoke English.  Benavente sit’s a top a Mountain and from the outskirts around the town, you can see for 5 to 7 miles in all directions.  Truly a breathtaking view all around.  I returned for my camera but decided to keep the sandals.

The villages in Spain, in general, all have town squares and large areas closed to unnecessary motorized traffic. This encourages the community to join each other in parks and squares to exchange pleasantries. When the shops reopen at 5pm, the people start meandering down to the square.  They stroll with their hands behind their backs, chatting with their children, spouses or friends along the way.  The evening is spent leisurely shopping , gossiping and visiting friends.  Young children greet each other with kisses on both cheeks. Old men, women and couples, with their canes and all dressed up, sit on park benches watching the world go by.  The one they once occupied and now watch from the sidelines.  Every other store appears to be a bakery or a shoe shop. The former all stocked with the same pastries as the other and none of them bake anything.  It is all delivered that morning by the same company in big boxes all frozen from Madrid. Occasionally I notice the beautiful, petite senorita walking along side of her father…until she turns and I realize she is a beautiful Senora and that is her husband or boyfriend.  Some are so small you think that it is a child. I’m going to try the restaurant here when they open around 9pm. Then bed down early for an early trip to Euro Rent a Car in Madrid.
I sipped a wine on the terrace at the bar and asked the waitress  when the restaurant opened . She replied at 9pm. So I waited till about 9:20 for them to open.  That is typical in Spain that the Spaniards are at least 10-20 minutes late but I wasn’t sure about the businesses. Then they told me that I was sitting in the wrong seat on the terrace and had to move over one in order to be served by the restaurant waitress.  I inquired as to the bill for the wine but she assured me it would be transferred to the restaurant bill.  I sat down along side of another couple staying at the Hostal and they were ordering off the Menu du Dias for 7.50 Euro.  I did the same but there was no printed menu.  The waitress recited it to me of which I understood nothing.  The starters, I heard Russa and understood that to be the Russian Salad which is loaded with potatoes and mayo. I choose the other. The entrée was Pollo and that I understood to be Chicken so immediately agreed to that choice acting like I knew what I was doing.  I was lost on the choice of desserts so settled for something that sounded really special.  To drink, I ordered the Red Table wine.  She brought a bottle of it for the other table and myself then walked away.  I noticed the other couple opening their own bottle. It just had a cork so I popped it and poured what tasted like red wine vinegar. Their first course arrived and it looked great.  Mine arrived and it looked like Dinty Moore Beef Stew on a plate with little beef and lots of peas and carrots.  There was a quarter of an egg thrown in for color? I think it was leftover from yesterday’s lunch.  I ate some as I was so hungry but it was very salty and the red wine vinegar wasn’t helping. It came out that evening at 2am faster than it went it!  Three things to worry about when traveling: theft, accident, and illness….if it does look or taste healthy, don’t eat it!  The second course arrived and it looked good.  A plump chicken that was nice and fresh when it was cooked…earlier that day for lunch.  It turned out to be dry and now the red wine vinegar was tasting good.  The French Fries that accompanied it were excellent as all are in Spain but I don’t eat French Fries.  As always there was no Catsup or seasoning…not even butter for the stale bread.  I thought I should have just told her to give me what the other Spanish couple had ordered but then I saw her bring them the chicken and didn’t feel so bad.  My fantastic desert turned out to be rice pudding.  Something I used to treat my 90 year old grandmother to when I took her out of the Nursing Home for lunch. The sunset was a beautiful Arizona one with the clouds just sitting in the sky and the colors turning from bright yellow to rose to crimson. I asked for the bill but she forgot the wine from the bar so I had to wait ANOTHER twenty minutes before I could retire to the room.  The other couple was just being served their rice pudding as I left. They drank the whole bottle of table wine and seemed to be smiling. Tomorrow is another Vagabond day.
The sun had risen and I was checked out .  When I arrived to load the car, A van was parked in front of it. It was a delivery truck from the bakery making it’s rounds.  The women driver had the key to all the bakeries and would leave the delivery inside the door. These were a chain of bakeries. After she left, I loaded up and was driving out of town when I noticed the Manhattan restaurant with the same design, logo, and colors as the one I ate at in La Coruna.  That was a chain also.  So much for the idea that all these little shops are Mom and Pop places.  People were hiking along side of the road on designated paths in the countryside taking their morning exercise.  It was remarkable the number of old people along with couple couples.  No one walked alone.  There were groups of women, then men and couples enjoying the fresh air and sunshine before their desayunos.
I made good time to Madrid and after stopping to fill up the rent a car tank, I managed to get through downtown Madrid traffic at lunchtime (no small feat) and park the car where I took it at the Atocha station.  I was exactly on time.
          I got off the Metro, checked in, ventured out to check my email and have lunch then siesta.  When I woke, I visited the Dubliners for Happy hour and had a Jack and Heineken.   I hung out at the Plaza Major for a while after having a real good but sweet Carmel Crepe at Mimi’s.  

That evening I partied with the “TUNAS” celebrating the death of one of their long time
musicians that passed away. Not much sleep that night as the bar was one flood below my
bedroom at the Hotel.

         Today I plan to visit the Sophia Contemporary Art Museum and stroll through the park. This evening is Tapas with the Anglos that will be attending San Zoilo in the province of Palencia. This is the oldest Romanesque building in Carrion de los Condes and was a much trafficked hospital on the Camino de Santiago for weary and sick pilgrims. The current structure dates from between the 11th and 16th centuries and has been completely restored to accommodate modern creature comforts.  The Way of St James, has been one of the most important Christian pilgrimages since medieval times and it has existed fro over 1000 years. Las Vigas, the restaurant at the monastery, uses the best of fresh seasonal produce being grown in the farm at the Monastery. Carrion de los Condes is a place where a traveler can eat like a king, rest with the tranquility of a monk, and have the fun of a villain.

GALICIA…SANTIAGO

I entered Santiago late in the afternoon with no map and found a place to park. That was a miracle considering the time of day and the traffic.  I noticed a hotel so asked directions of the front desk clerk for the address of the Maycar. It was the next street over…how lucky.  The desk clerk at the Maycar informed me that the Hotel was full and no rooms were available. I explained I had a reservation and he showed me my room.  The car park was right up the street but was not affiliated with the Maycar and when I investigated, I discovered it was full.  I returned to my car and bought a two hour ticket to park there while gathering my luggage and hiking back to the Maycar. After unpacking and settling in, I found the Car Park had available parking so returned to move my car but it was blocked by another.  I noticed a man watching the park and asked if he was the car that was blocking me and he was.  I then went over but couldn’t get in the driver’s side as the door was blocked by the car next to me. The only opening was  on the driver’s side and to unlock the other doors, you had to push an unlock button that was unreachable in the center of the dashboard.  I finally managed to reach around to the back door and unlock it from the inside, thereby unlocking all the doors.  I then went to the passenger side while the man moved his car and was patiently waiting for me to move so he could park there.  Three other cars were now behind him anticipating the same spot when I left.  A crowd was gathering to see if I was going to get over the center shift and into the driver’s seat.  What a drama. I did and made it to the car park before if filled back up, found a place then returned to the hotel. 

I AM IN THIS PHOTO


I walked around the town, taking pictures and noticing the whole town was like one big Cathedral.  Churches and pilgrims everywhere.  It was divided between the old town and the new town.  Santiago is very beautiful and sits on a mountain so it was all up and down hill.  I returned to the hotel around 10:30 and retired for the evening.

Getting up around 9am I had some coffee in the cafeteria then ventured out again to visit the St James Cathedral where all the pilgrims go to receive their certification that they completed the trip.  It was enormous. Pilgrims were everywhere.  They were mixed with tourists and were a variety of young and old but it looked like a Sierra Club convention.  I never saw so many healthy looking non-smokers gathered in one place.  They were an advertisement for Travel Smith, Columbia, Lands End, Timberline, etc.  Nothing but the finest in shoes….hiking that is. I washed down some local cheeses and bread with and excellent wine then returned for a siesta.

I ventured out to Old Town and ran into a Spanish Bagpipe band with Drums and settled in for an Empanada and some Beer.  Took some photos and toured the Old Town one more time.  I discovered a beautiful restaurant called the Derby that was founded in 1929.  Lots of Art Deco and good wine served with some Mussels Ceviche. I returned for the night and arose for my usual Desayuno?  I was going to return to the same restaurant but discovered another that served Chocolate and Churros.  I ended up having a Coffee Chocolate Cappuccino and the famous Tartes de Santiago instead. Then packed and left Santiago with no problem. 

 I took the main route out of town toward Benavente.  

GALICIA…LA CORUNA

       I did get an hour then checked out for the Metro to Athocha Station to pick up the car.  The Metro closed because of an accident.  Police were everywhere as they suspected a terrorist attack. Meanwhile I had lugged my stuff down flights of stairs , paid my ticket and had to return to take a taxi to Atocha station. I was first up but lost three taxis to more aggressive people.  It is like I imagine NYC to be.  I’m not one to fight for a taxi or anything else.  Too old and I don’t really care.  Got the taxi and arrived to finally find the Euro Car office closed.  They had moved to a new location  and after spending a hour and being misdirected by three different people, I finally found it.
Euro Car checked me in and assigned me a five speed Renault but when I went to pick it up, it was blocked by another car so I had to return to the office and stand in line again to get someone to move the car.

          I had to drive though the center of Madrid and up the Grand Via through football traffic.  Everyone’s horn was honking and of course I thought it was at me. I took two wrong turn so I had to do a circle…two actually. I had hoped to spend some time in East Madrid which was the home of Cervantes.  The suburb is a very nice village and near the Arc of Espana, which I drove by.  I had a hell of a time trying to get the car in reverse at the first rest stop I ate at. After entering A6 and traveling for a couple hours in sometimes congested traffic, I ended in Astorga after trying to find a hotel in Leon…but another football match stopped that. I didn’t check in until 6pm and was lucky to find a room at the Delfin Hostal where I opted to stay there then visit Astorga in the morning. 

           While I was driving and searching for a radio station, I noticed I had a CD player and remembered going into Avila with my Spanish friend listening to the Beatles Classic Album.  He wasn’t even born when these songs were popular.  I thought how nice it would be to hear the same in my car while driving through the Spanish Alps.  I saw a CD of the Beatles at the Hostel so purchased it.  I met Pedro and Antonio at the bar, then I had dinner and now am getting ready to find out who wins the Madrid football match and get some sleep.  A few dreams went by before I was informed that Madrid Real won…but really don’t know yet .
The next morning while driving into Astorga I realized the CD I bought was a Spanish band with their own version of the Beatles.  An Album called Chill Out with the Homemade Beatles.  Most of the band were all women and it was all Beatles songs with a Salsa beat.  They also have Chill Out Opera’s done with a salsa beat.  I made a note to give the Album to Andree for her rock children as a gift. Astorga was a very Spanish town. It is morning in Astorga and after having a sponge bath and breakfast of a roll, Juice and coffee…

I’m off for a photo shoot of Astorga then on to La Coruna to find a room for two days. The Camino ,that the Pilgrims walk, has some of the best cathedrals in most of the major towns, Astorga included. Leon is another. I visited the Chocolate Museum and the Chocolate Boutique.

 There is a lot of Gaudi influence in the town.  Some of the homes, city buildings, lamp posts, and the Cathedral.
It was around noon as I drove out of town heading to Ferrol, in the far North,  for some coffee con leche and a break from the driving.  It is only a short distance from La Coruna. I took some photos and left.  It looked interesting on a point overlooking the ocean but mostly condos and sailboats.

I returned the way I came and arrived in La Coruna.  This whole area is Galicia.  Settled by the Celts and very rich in history and beauty. I thought Coruna was going to be like Ferrol when I first saw it but after struggling with the traffic around the port area, I actually found a parking spot so decided to look for a hotel. After a short walk, I discovered an Irish bar named…the Dublin, of course.  This had to be a place for good info.  I asked the bartender but the only English he spoke was Pint?  He found another, who could have been the owner, to assist me.  The other, who could have been the owner, consulted with a few people, drew a map and recommended MayCar Hotel.  I walked and walked until I found it and checked in for 2 days when I discovered the price (including free Wi-Fi and parking) to be 39 Euro.  It was located right in the center and close to everything.  Oh, did I tell you the Pint of Guinness was 3 Euro!  That is the cheapest I’ve had.  I paid up to 7 Euro in most places.  I checked in and got an email from Gredos, the school I just attended, with all the emails of both the Spaniards and the Anglos.  I entered them in my Google Book then emailed them to tell them I was in La Coruna.

        Ignacio emailed me back recommending the Maria Pita Plaza and told me what a wonderful experience I was in for.  Eduardo, who lives here didn’t even mention how great his city was.  I had to hear it from a Valencian. I skimmed my emails but it was getting late by my standards…almost 7:30pm.  I took off to the park along the waterfront, took some pictures and was checking my map to find the plaza when a Senior, offered to assist me.  I thanked him and found the Square which was quiet for a Sunday.  Of course no one goes out until 9 or 10 pm.  I ordered a beautiful pork sandwich on fresh made, delicious bread with a beer.  It was huge and seemed to grow bigger the more I ate of it.

A procession appeared from one corner of the Plaza with music so I quickly finished my 5 Euro meal and headed that way.  After many photos the procession , with priest, assistants, more assistants and half the town, left the Square and so did I.  The Dublin was calling.  I had to thank the man, who I think was the owner,  for his recommendation…didn’t I?  He wasn’t there…must have been the owner…so I told the bartender in my best Spanish to thank him. He nodded as if he knew what I was saying.  I then returned to the hotel to add to my journal.  It is ten o’clock now but still light out.  I am heading for the docks once again but on the other side of Coruna.  It is on a peninsula.
Instead, I died and fell asleep and arose quite refreshed.  The pigeons woke me once during the night.  I am up 7 stories so left the window ajar for fresh air but the pigeons perch with nests one more floor up and coo a lot! I closed the window and slept well the rest of the night.
My breakfast, while catching up on my emails, consisted of a muffin, two coffees, and a fresh squeezed juice all for 4 Euros.  This is really cheap in Spain. Normally two coffees is 5 Euro.  I feel like I won the free holiday on The Price is Right.  Every time I give them money they give me money back! Wow.  I emailed Eduardo for lunch tomorrow and am off to the tourist bureau to find out what other goodies came with the prize.

My second breakfast, at the Manhattan Café, costs around 10 Euros. The Manhattan is in the center and shaped in a circle with glass on all sides so wherever you sit, you can look out at the world going by.  There are patios outside and all the customers seemed to be well heeled Spaniards dressed in their finery.  Some retirees sipping their coffee and reading the equivalent of the Wall Street Journal while checking the stock reports . My waiter was in his 70’s and wore a tuxedo as did all the waiters. I ordered the Eggs a la Cubana,  fresh orange juice and coffee.  I got a plate with two eggs, some rice(plain white), a fried banana, some bread and salsa  (ketchup).  The eggs were right out of the chicken but fried and served up as are ALL eggs cooked in Spain with the exception of some scrambled with potatoes or baked like a frittata or omelet…the latter is know as the Spanish Omelet and bears no resemblance to our Spanish Omelet.  I had to flag the waiter to request salt and pepper but only got salt.  It was too much effort to try and get him to bring the pepper, so I let it go in favor of eating my meal before it got any colder. You will not find Salsa in Spain and nor will you find spicy hot sauces or peppers.

Walking down to the port area I noticed La Coruna is largely Spanish.  There are few tourists other than Spanish and that suits me fine.  I didn’t feel as though I had to watch my wallet or avoid certain areas.  A very safe and friendly city.  They have an Opera house and many cultural activities and festivals.  The port was celebrating it’s One Hundred Years with pictures of the port at the turn of the Century.  It looked almost the same. The Old Town is very picturesque .  I took many photos and walked for over two hours before returning to the Hotel for my siesta. I skipped the Trolley ride around town and am planning to see a little night life tonight and have some seafood.

The manager of Maycar Hotel recommended El 10 in the Plaza Espana.  I visited the Dublin on the way but on arriving I discovered the restaurant was closed and didn’t open until 9pm so wandering around I discovered the Bar David. 

Perfect but when I entered I noticed the Spaniards were drinking something  out of  a vase like Saki. I ordered a beer but my curiosity got the better of me and I finally spoke my best Spanish and inquired as to what the hell was that.  It was wine brewed by Senior David. I told them I was Senior David and would like to try it.  After about 10 of Senior David’s wines I retired to eat Percebes at the El 10., a seafood restaurant.  By this time I knew everybody at the Bar David and really didn’t care. 
          I told the waiter that I wanted him to explain everything about eating the Percebes. They were shellfish only from Galicia and the fishermen had to wait while the waves came in to scrape the Percebes from the rocks.  They were like piss clams in Boston and did piss all over me before the waiter showed me how to suck them down.

All of a sudden my amigo from Gredos showed up at the door after calling the hotel and trying to get in touch with me. We drank lots of wine and ate lots of Percebes then left to go back to the Bar David. Ramon the  bartender said that I spoke good Spanish and after Eduardo told them our story and he conferred that I told the same. Sando returned and we all had a drink before I returned with Eduardo to my Hotel. It was 1:30 am when we departed and I was thankful for the siesta. 
         We promised to send photos and now I am on getting ready to leave for Santiago with tears in my eyes. He is also separated from his wife. In Spain you have to be separated one year before a divorce but he has been separated two years. It is only important if you want to get remarried and he doesn’t want that so it’s not important to get the final divorce.  He said it was much the same in Ireland.
I love El Caruna and all the people in the village and will return here when I return to Spain. No better place!  It was late when I retired. That home make wine was potent.  I know we stopped for Octopus and more drinks then again at the Dublin for last call. I awoke at 10am had coffee while checking my emails then packed and checked out at noon. 

       I lucked out and found the rode to the North Coast and Muxia, my first destination, without every looking at the map.  I just follow road signs. It was a long and winding coastal mountain road that took much longer than I thought.  The Spaniards were passing me left and right. It was like the Indy 500.  I was starting to feel a little like Mario Andretti with my little 5 speed standard shift and big 1.2L engine!  The auto didn’t have Cruise Control…I was the Cruise Control. Cars were passing cars that passed them and then passed another with another coming. They all passed me. The road was bordered by the end of the earth on both sides with a few corners I thought might be my last. The few was idyllic country seaside villages with sandy beaches, sail boats and beautiful water.  I stopped in Muros and had an Octopus and Coffee.

I entered Santiago late in the afternoon with no map and found a place to park. That was a miracle considering the time of day and the traffic.  I noticed a hotel so asked directions of the front desk clerk for the address of the Maycar. It was the next street over…how lucky.  The desk clerk at the Maycar informed me that the Hotel was full and no rooms were available. I explained I had a reservation and he showed me my room.  The car park was right up the street but was not affiliated with the Maycar and when I investigated, I discovered it was full.  I returned to my car and bought a two hour ticket to park there while gathering my luggage and hiking back to the Maycar. After unpacking and settling in, I found the Car Park had available parking so returned to move my car but it was blocked by another.  I noticed a man watching the park and asked if he was the car that was blocking me and he was.  I then went over but couldn’t get in the driver’s side as the door was blocked by the car next to me. The only opening was  on the driver’s side and to unlock the other doors, you had to push an unlock button that was unreachable in the center of the dashboard.  I finally managed to reach around to the back door and unlock it from the inside, thereby unlocking all the doors.  I then went to the passenger side while the man moved his car and was patiently waiting for me to move so he could park there.  Three other cars were now behind him anticipating the same spot when I left.  A crowd was gathering to see if I was going to get over the center shift and into the driver’s seat.  What a drama. I did and made it to the car park before if filled back up, found a place then returned to the hotel. 

I AM IN THIS PHOTO


I walked around the town, taking pictures and noticing the whole town was like one big Cathedral.  Churches and pilgrims everywhere.  It was divided between the old town and the new town.  Santiago is very beautiful and sits on a mountain so it was all up and down hill.  I returned to the hotel around 10:30 and retired for the evening.

Getting up around 9am I had some coffee in the cafeteria then ventured out again to visit the St James Cathedral where all the pilgrims go to receive their certification that they completed the trip.  It was enormous. Pilgrims were everywhere.  They were mixed with tourists and were a variety of young and old but it looked like a Sierra Club convention.  I never saw so many healthy looking non-smokers gathered in one place.  They were an advertisement for Travel Smith, Columbia, Lands End, Timberline, etc.  Nothing but the finest in shoes….hiking that is. I washed down some local cheeses and bread with and excellent wine then returned for a siesta.

I ventured out to Old Town and ran into a Spanish Bagpipe band with Drums and settled in for an Empanada and some Beer.  Took some photos and toured the Old Town one more time.  I discovered a beautiful restaurant called the Derby that was founded in 1929.  Lots of Art Deco and good wine served with some Mussels Ceviche. I returned for the night and arose for my usual Desayuno?  I was going to return to the same restaurant but discovered another that served Chocolate and Churros.  I ended up having a Coffee Chocolate Cappuccino and the famous Tartes de Santiago instead. Then packed and left Santiago with no problem.

I took the main route out of town toward Benavente.  It was a half way stop to Madrid. It was not on the tourist map except for a four star Paramour that was a castle and too expensive for me.  I had tried to book a hotel there over the internet but when I checked in that morning they had not replied. I arrived in Benavente around 3 pm after checking out at around 12pm.  It was a beautiful country ride on a toll road.  I noted that there were no re tread tires cluttering the highway, trash of any kind was absent, and no signs that the Taylor family cleans this highway. When I arrived in town, I was looking for the hotel on the Calles de Peru but instead discovered the Hostal Presidio that was convenient so checked in for 25 Euros.  It looked a little shady but I was able to park out front for free and was leaving early for Madrid.  I just needed some sleep.  When I took my bags to the room, I was more than pleasantly surprised at a well appointed room with cable, A/C, a very clean room with the typical marble bath and double bed.  The TV was a flat screen wall mounted and the first I had seen in Spain.  This was not expected at all.  I charged up the computer and went downstairs to catch the local color.  They had an adjoining restaurant that was closed now for siesta.  There was a large patio area full of people enjoying coffee and the sunshine.  There were a lot of what appeared to be retired or out of work gentleman from Benavente enjoying Mus, Dominos, Chess, Solitaire, and the Slot machines…only 2 of them.  I sat at the bar and met a young man drinking a strange drink so ordered one from the barmaid who turned out to be his girlfriend.  He was waiting for her to get off work and playing the slot machines.  They are losers and everywhere in Spain.  He looked like Colin Ferrell.  We chatted a bit but no one spoke any English in Benavente.  I had a few beers and retired for a nap.
I awoke and went downstairs for my Café con Leche and there was Colin Ferrell still sipping a beer and looking like he had lost all his money at the Slot Machine and his girlfriend.  I said hello but he didn’t respond and I didn’t pursue it. I ventured out into the town without my camera and my sandals on.  That was a mistake. Benavente had come alive and was teeming with people out strolling.  Not one tourist was to be found in this village and nor was anyone that spoke English.  Benavente sit’s a top a Mountain and from the outskirts around the town, you can see for 5 to 7 miles in all directions.  Truly a breathtaking view all around.  I returned for my camera but decided to keep the sandals.
The villages in Spain, in general, all have town squares and large areas closed to unnecessary motorized traffic. This encourages the community to join each other in parks and squares to exchange pleasantries. When the shops reopen at 5pm, the people start meandering down to the square.  They stroll with their hands behind their backs, chatting with their children, spouses or friends along the way.  The evening is spent leisurely shopping , gossiping and visiting friends.  Young children greet each other with kisses on both cheeks. Old men, women and couples, with their canes and all dressed up, sit on park benches watching the world go by.  The one they once occupied and now watch from the sidelines.  Every other store appears to be a bakery or a shoe shop. The former all stocked with the same pastries as the other and none of them bake anything.  It is all delivered that morning by the same company in big boxes all frozen from Madrid. Occasionally I notice the beautiful, petite senorita walking along side of her father…until she turns and I realize she is a beautiful Senora and that is her husband or boyfriend.  Some are so small you think that it is a child. I’m going to try the restaurant here when they open around 9pm. Then bed down early for an early trip to Euro Rent a Car in Madrid.
I sipped a wine on the terrace at the bar and asked the waitress  when the restaurant opened . She replied at 9pm. So I waited till about 9:20 for them to open.  That is typical in Spain that the Spaniards are at least 10-20 minutes late but I wasn’t sure about the businesses. Then they told me that I was sitting in the wrong seat on the terrace and had to move over one in order to be served by the restaurant waitress.  I inquired as to the bill for the wine but she assured me it would be transferred to the restaurant bill.  I sat down along side of another couple staying at the Hostal and they were ordering off the Menu du Dias for 7.50 Euro.  I did the same but there was no printed menu.  The waitress recited it to me of which I understood nothing.  The starters, I heard Russa and understood that to be the Russian Salad which is loaded with potatoes and mayo. I choose the other. The entrée was Pollo and that I understood to be Chicken so immediately agreed to that choice acting like I knew what I was doing.  I was lost on the choice of desserts so settled for something that sounded really special.  To drink, I ordered the Red Table wine.  She brought a bottle of it for the other table and myself then walked away.  I noticed the other couple opening their own bottle. It just had a cork so I popped it and poured what tasted like red wine vinegar. Their first course arrived and it looked great.  Mine arrived and it looked like Dinty Moore Beef Stew on a plate with little beef and lots of peas and carrots.  There was a quarter of an egg thrown in for color? I think it was leftover from yesterday’s lunch.  I ate some as I was so hungry but it was very salty and the red wine vinegar wasn’t helping. It came out that evening at 2am faster than it went it!  Three things to worry about when traveling: theft, accident, and illness….if it does look or taste healthy, don’t eat it!  The second course arrived and it looked good.  A plump chicken that was nice and fresh when it was cooked…earlier that day for lunch.  It turned out to be dry and now the red wine vinegar was tasting good.  The French Fries that accompanied it were excellent as all are in Spain but I don’t eat French Fries.  As always there was no Catsup or seasoning…not even butter for the stale bread.  I thought I should have just told her to give me what the other Spanish couple had ordered but then I saw her bring them the chicken and didn’t feel so bad.  My fantastic desert turned out to be rice pudding.  Something I used to treat my 90 year old grandmother to when I took her out of the Nursing Home for lunch. The sunset was a beautiful Arizona one with the clouds just sitting in the sky and the colors turning from bright yellow to rose to crimson. I asked for the bill but she forgot the wine from the bar so I had to wait ANOTHER twenty minutes before I could retire to the room.  The other couple was just being served their rice pudding as I left. They drank the whole bottle of table wine and seemed to be smiling. Tomorrow is another Vagabond day.
The sun had risen and I was checked out .  When I arrived to load the car, A van was parked in front of it. It was a delivery truck from the bakery making it’s rounds.  The women driver had the key to all the bakeries and would leave the delivery inside the door. These were a chain of bakeries. After she left, I loaded up and was driving out of town when I noticed the Manhattan restaurant with the same design, logo, and colors as the one I ate at in La Coruna.  That was a chain also.  So much for the idea that all these little shops are Mom and Pop places.  People were hiking along side of the road on designated paths in the countryside taking their morning exercise.  It was remarkable the number of old people along with couple couples.  No one walked alone.  There were groups of women, then men and couples enjoying the fresh air and sunshine before their desayunos.
I made good time to Madrid and after stopping to fill up the rent a car tank, I managed to get through downtown Madrid traffic at lunchtime (no small feat) and park the car where I took it at the Atchocha station.  I was exactly on time.
I got off the Metro, checked in, ventured out to check my email and have lunch then siesta.  When I woke, I visited the Dubliners for Happy hour and had a Jack and Heineken.   I hung out at the Plaza Major for a while after having a real good but sweet Carmel Crepe at Mimi’s. 
Today I plan to visit the Sophia Contemporary Art Museum and stroll through the park. This evening is Tapas with the Anglos that will be attending San Zoilo in the province of Palencia. This is the oldest Romanesque building in Carrion de los Condes and was a much trafficked hospital on the Camino de Santiago for weary and sick pilgrims. The current structure dates from between the 11th and 16th centuries and has been completely restored to accommodate modern creature comforts.  The Way of St James, has been one of the most important Christian pilgrimages since medieval times and it has existed fro over 1000 years. Las Vigas, the restaurant at the monastery, uses the best of fresh seasonal produce being grown in the farm at the Monastery. Carrion de los Condes is a place where a traveler can eat like a king, rest with the tranquility of a monk, and have the fun of a villain.

MADRID…GREDOS…MADRID…GALICIA.

       I arrived in Heathrow at 11:30am the following day with little sleep and made Madrid around 1:30pm exhausted.  I had to take a bus to another terminal to visit Air Comet to see about getting a replacement ticket for Rome.  I lost mine and to replace it I had to make out a police report and then pay a fine so bought another ticket instead.  I then walked about 2 miles to the Metro and arrived at the Puerto del Sol and checked right in to my room around 3pm. Though I was tired I stayed up until 8pm.  I sat in a café sipping wine for an hour and watching the world go by then went to my favorite Irish Pub for happy hour.  4 Euros for a Imperial Pint of Heineken (Hiagain) and a short of Cutty Sark….best deal in Madrid.  I ordered a Ham and Cheese sandwich which was huge with fries. I ate half then packed the other half to go and gave the fries to a large group of Englishmen that were in Madrid to have a stag party for their buddy who was getting married. 8pm to bed and up at 11am!


          I walked around Madrid getting adapters for my computer then took the Metro to the Tapas meeting at 7 pm and drank a lot of Sangria.  9 pm I went to a café near my Hostel for 3 Rioja wines at the Cebulla and more Tapas but it started to rain….and rain…I put up the umbrella but it leaked and it was rivers of water.  My shoes, socks and pants were completely soaked when I arrived at the Irish Pub for a couple of Jack Daniels with Alan from Colorado…Pagosa Springs.   He legally teaches English and gets paid for it. Some young people were in traveling from Florida.  They had just arrived from Bologna, Italy.  We had a great time.  Alan told me where I could get Hash but I forgot then left only to get lost in the rain.  Arrived at the Hostel around 11 pm and took off the wet clothes and crashed.
It was raining when I left the Hostel at 7:30 to make the bus to Gredos.  I was early and the coffee shop was closed so we waited a half hour then had breakfast and got on the bus with only 4 Spanish people…I was last on so got to sit with them and entertain them the whole 3 hour trip while everyone else slept. Met Ellen from Washington , DC.  She was a writer and in Phoenix last week to get research on our Serial Killer for her book. I think she was planning a story on Vaughntown too.  All Spaniards got a through question and answer session from what kind of different Paellas there were and which was best to their every thought on every subject.  She did bribe us all with Ghirardelli Chocolate (70% Cacao) from San Francisco , Hershey’s Kisses from Hershey, Pa. and some really good exotic chocolate from Marshall Fields (now Macy’s) in Chicago.  This was all noted on a pad she carried wherever she went. Also met Beatriz from Puerto Rico that graduated from Syracuse University and has been working in Washington, D.C. for 11 years…and doing some work for FEMA. I think she was the only one that spoke fluent Spanish. Very beautiful and a great smile.
The first day there was a football match between Real Madrid and Barcelona so everyone went into town that evening and all the Anglos got the evening off.  Real Madrid won.

Orientation , Lunch and to the room …now siesta. Now FREE TIME…back to bed.  The room is beautiful as is the resort.  I wish I had brought a swim suit to use the pool and sauna.  The room has a Jacuzzi, Bidet, Mini Bar, Free internet access, Cable, etc. What can I say?

The group was around 12 Spaniards and 16 Anglos. Generally speaking the Spaniards tend to be a bit conservative. They aren’t afraid to get up and dance but aren’t gamblers and won’t try staying at Hostels when they travel.  They don’t really vacation far from home and when they do vacation, prefer nice hotel accommodations.  If and when they do travel abroad, they tend toward Spanish speaking countries like Mexico, Central and  South America.  Here they tend to display an air of superiority…kind like Americans traveling abroad. The younger Spaniards are more adventurous and like the idea of being a traveler not a tourist and do tend to take more risks.  

        Some general observations about the Spanish: They start work at 9am until 2pm when they have a two hour lunch.  This is more substantial than any other meal. This is the time they might have Paella. All meals usually consist of two entrees, one accompanied by a vegetable, and a dessert with wine, water and bread.  Olive oil is always put on the bread, sometimes with salt. Olive oil and vinegar are the only things they put on salad. No butter is served. If you order a mixed drink, after dinner drink or a wine, the waiter mixes or serves it with the bottle at the table. Sandwiches, croissants, toast or donuts are served with a knife and fork.  Lunch is usually two hours, then they break for a siesta, nap, or to run errands. Five O’clock they return to work until 7pm.  When work is finished they commute home or stop for beer and tapas with friends.  Then around 9 or 10 pm they eat dinner or go out for dinner until around 1am or 3-4pm on weekends.  When they don’t have to go to work they rise around 9 am or 10 am rather than the usual 8 am.  If you go out in the morning for coffee…forget it.  Weekdays nothing is open until around 9am and on weekends until 10 am.  This lifestyle reminds me of Larry Fanning’s.
           It is changing as Spain is becoming a huge economic success. They feed half of Europe from their hot houses in southern Spain with immigrants from Africa doing all the labor.  These hot houses are all made of wood and plastic and called the Sea of Plastic visible from satellite like the Grand Canyon or the Great Wall of China. Summer time in Spain is a change for corporations to change the Monday – Friday routine to 8:30am-4pm then send the employees home.  The Spaniards like this and believe it will eventually become the norm as Spain moves into the 21st century and the old ways end.   Shoes in Spain are very expensive.  A pair of Jap Flaps  could cost around $15 with more stylish ones going up to $50.  Shoes for men start on average of $150 to $300…average.  These are good leather and well made.
This is a socialistic society and come tax time the Spanish are asked to contribute to the Catholic Church.  They can opt to give their money to support social institutions if they prefer.  The Mormons have a very large church just outside of Madrid.  The Spaniards don’t take them too seriously but wonder why they trace EVERYBODY’S genetic origins, as if they will take over the world then slaughter all those they aren’t on their list.

I had plenty of free time but spent it on the internet or siestas.  I was asked to participate in a play but declined.  I did agree to do a presentation .  It was about SERVAS and I received a good response.  Not only did people say they would use SERVAS but  the MC Rob from Britain, wrote a song that night and presented it as a result of my inspiration.  Others made comments on a sheet of paper we all put on our backs…a final goodbye ..about how much they thought of me and the presentation. The Spanish had to do presentations also. It was required for them.  Rosa ( the married beauty that I fell in love with) did one on her pet Iguana her husband bought her and how to take care of them.  David K from Ireland got 8 Spaniards to do a River Dance production that he organized.

        We did a day tour of the town. 

Vivienne from near Cardiff, Wales had lost her luggage on one of her few trips outside of Wales and didn’t have any clothes but the ones she had on until the day before we left.  We had no problem recognizing her. She didn’t want to leave her passport at the desk when we checked in.  A little shy but not when it came to talking. Lovely person who collected all the tips for the service staff in a very efficient manor after she was volunteered by Rob.  She was a secretary or administrative something in real life.
         One evening we enjoyed an outdoor Spanish BBQ.

Christine, during one of our one on one sessions in which she spent the first 15 minutes complaining the Vaughnvillage main office on her cell phone about how her window wouldn’t shut and she felt she was getting shoddy service from the school for her $2200 dollars.  They hotel had fixed it, as she was afraid one of the wild cats on the grounds would enter her room in the night. The next day she was upset because it wouldn’t open and she couldn’t get any air.  She later called her friend in Galicia (Halithitha was the pronunciation I interpreted), to talk to me and invite me to meet with her on my trip there after school was over. Then she promptly left me on the cell phone with this women that spoke little English and me stumbling with my little Spanish while my hearing aide was screaming with feedback.  I was running around trying to find her while telling Kelem, the lady on the phone…uno memento por favor.  We had another one to one the day of departure at 10 am, the same time we were to be checked out of the hotel. Christine showed up to tell me she had to pack and would be right back…at 10:55!  

The morning we left, there was a ceremony to present the Certifications.  Christine was last one there for that too.  When Rob presented Tom Hancock from England his certificate, instead of hugging Rob, Tom forced a lip lock on him then turned to the audience after and pulled some gum from his mouth with an expression as if Rob had put it there.  It was set up I think but cute. Tom invited me, and I accepted to be a member of a great web site called “Face Book”.  When I signed up, it scans your email addresses and if there is a member in your address book it immediately identifies the person as your friend.  I had a SERVAS member listed from New Orleans that took me to lunch and taught me to dance Zydeco and my cousin’s son Eric who I just saw before leaving NYC.  
We returned to Madrid on Friday and a group was going to Rob’s apartment for a party but I wasn’t invited. I left with David K from Ireland.  He invited me to Dublin to stay with him. He recently bought a flat in Dresden of about 150 Sq meters or 450 Sq ft…like a Park Model. He was 70 and we took the Metro together but I got off first…found my Hostel and went out to the Dubliners for my usual shot and a beer.  The bartender from Romania remembered me. 

        I then went to the Plaza Major for last call but they were holding a food and drink festival so I settled down at a table and ordered some Tapas and beer.  I took up a table of four so kept inviting everyone, young and old to  join me.  Finally David and Javier did. They were in town for the big match between Madrid Real and my team…the Glasgow Celtics. While we were talking Fred showed up from San Zoila.  I met him at the first Tapas gathering when I arrived, so invited him to join my Spanish friends but he was looking for his group that just arrived and was supposed to meet up in Plaza Mayor.
         I joined him later and saw Christine from New Zealand …the Oncology Nurse.  Then James joined us.  I noticed him earlier because he had and Amsterdam shirt on but didn’t know he was from Vaughnvillage.  He had been to four or five and was from England.  I think he was Pakistani but said he had Fuji blood. He was an IT man and traveled over the world on his vacations.  We exchanged addresses while Fred kept buying us beer , wine and Tapas.  We walked around the square a while but I had to retire. 
        The next morning I arose too early as it was Saturday and nothing is open until 9 or 10.  I wanted to check the email but that was closed and finally found some coffee and light breakfast at the Café Roma. On the way back I recognized Alexander from Australia and said hello. She invited me to join the group so I had a coffee with them. Alex, Luke, and Haley invited me to visit them in Australia.  I then returned for a nap since I couldn’t do anything until I checked out and picked up the car.  

NEWARK …MADRID …GREDOS… GALICIA…JUNE 20, 2007

         The flight went well to Heathrow then I caught the next flight to Madrid.  I arrived in Heathrow at 11:30am the following day with little sleep and made Madrid around 1:30pm exhausted.  I had to take a bus to another terminal to visit Air Comet to see about getting a replacement ticket for Rome.  I lost mine and to replace it I had to make out a police report and then pay a fine so bought another ticket instead.  I then walked about 2 miles to the Metro and arrived at the Puerto del Sol and checked right in to my room around 3pm. Though I was tired I stayed up until 8pm.  I sat in a café sipping wine for an hour and watching the world go by then went to my favorite Irish Pub for happy hour.  4 Euros for a Imperial Pint of Heineken (Hiagain) and a short of Cutty Sark….best deal in Madrid.  I ordered a Ham and Cheese sandwich which was huge with fries. I ate half then packed the other half to go and gave the fries to a large group of Englishmen that were in Madrid to have a stag party for their buddy who was getting married. 8pm to bed and up at 11am! I walked around Madrid getting adapters for my computer then took the Metro to the Tapas meeting at 7pm and drank a lot of Sangria.  9pm I went to a café near my Hostel for 3 Rioja wines at the Cebulla and more Tapas but it started to rain….and rain…I put up the umbrella but it leaked and it was rivers of water.  My shoes, socks and pants were completely soaked when I arrived at the Irish Pub for a couple of Jack Daniels with Alan from Colorado…Pegosa Springs.   He legally teaches English and gets paid for it. Some young people were in traveling from Florida.  They had just arrived from Bologna, Italy.  We had a great time.  Alan told me where I could get Hash but I forgot then left only to get lost in the rain.  Arrived at the Hostel around 11pm and took off the wet clothes and crashed.
It was raining when I left the Hostel at 7:30 to make the bus to Gredos.  I was early and the coffee shop was closed so we waited a half hour then had breakfast and got on the bus with only 4 Spanish people…I was last on so got to sit with them and entertain them the whole 3 hour trip while everyone else slept. Met Ellen from Washington , DC.  She was a writer and in Phoenix last week to get research on our Serial Killer for her book. I think she was planning a story on Vaughntown too.  All Spaniards got a through question and answer session from what kind of different Paellas there were and which was best to their every thought on every subject.  She did bribe us all with Giradelli Chocolate (70% Cacao) from San Francisco , Hershey’s Kisses from Hershey, Pa. and some really good exotic chocolate from Marshall Fields (now Macy’s) in Chicago.  This was all noted on a pad she carried wherever she went. Also met Beatriz from Puerto Rica that graduated from Syracuse University and has been working in Washington, D.C. for 11 years…and doing some work for FEMA. I think she was the only one that spoke fluent Spanish. Very beautiful and a great smile.
The first day there was a football match between Real Madrid and Barcelona so everyone went into town that evening and all the Anglos got the evening off.  Real Madrid won.
Orientation , Lunch and to the room …now siesta. Now FREE TIME…back to bed.  The room is beautiful as is the resort.  I wish I had brought a swim suit to use the pool and sauna.  The room has a Jacuzzi, Bidet, Mini Bar, Free internet access, Cable, etc. What can I say?
The group was around 12 Spaniards and 16 Anglos. Generally speaking the Spaniards tend to be a bit conservative. They aren’t afraid to get up and dance but aren’t gamblers and won’t try staying at Hostals when they travel.  They don’t really vacation far from home and when they do vacation, prefer nice hotel accommodations.  If and when they do travel abroad, they tend toward Spanish speaking countries like Mexico, Central and  South America.  Here they tend to display an air of superiority…kind like Americans traveling abroad. The younger Spaniards are more adventurous and like the idea of being a traveler not a tourist and do tend to take more risks.  Some general observations about the Spanish: They start work at 9am until 2pm when they have a two hour lunch.  This is more substantial than any other meal. This is the time they might have Paella. All meals usually consist of two entrees, one accompanied by a vegetable, and a dessert with wine, water and bread.  Olive oil is always put on the bread, sometimes with salt. Olive oil and vinegar are the only things they put on salad. No butter is served. If you order a mixed drink, after dinner drink or a wine, the waiter mixes or serves it with the bottle at the table. Sandwiches, croissants, toast or donuts are served with a knife and fork.  Lunch is usually two hours, then they break for a siesta, nap, or to run errands. Five O’clock they return to work until 7pm.  When work is finished they commute home or stop for beer and tapas with friends.  Then around 9 or 10pm they eat dinner or go out for dinner until around 1am or 3-4pm on weekends.  When they don’t have to go to work they rise around 9am or 10am rather than the usual 8am.  If you go out in the morning for coffee…forget it.  Weekdays nothing is open until around 9am and on weekends until 10am.  This lifestyle reminds me of Larry Fanning’s.  It is changing as Spain is becoming a huge economic success. They feed half of Europe from their hot houses in southern Spain with immigrants from Africa doing all the labor.  These hot houses are all made of wood and plastic and called the Sea of Plastic visible from satellite like the Grand Canyon or the Great Wall of China. Summer time in Spain is a change for corporations to change the Monday – Friday routine to 8:30am-4pm then send the employees home.  The Spaniards like this and believe it will eventually become the norm as Spain moves into the 21st century and the old ways end.   Shoes in Spain are very expensive.  A pair of Jap Flaps  could cost around $15 with more stylish ones going up to $50.  Shoes for men start on average of $150 to $300…average.  These are good leather and well made.
This is a socialistic society and come tax time the Spanish are asked to contribute to the Catholic Church.  They can opt to give their money to support social institutions if they prefer.  The Mormons have a very large church just outside of Madrid.  The Spaniards don’t take them too seriously but wonder why they trace EVERYBODYS genetic origins, as if they will take over the world then slaughter all those they aren’t on their list.
I had plenty of free time but spent it on the internet or siestas.  I was asked to participate in a play but declined.  I did agree to do a presentation .  It was about SERVAS and I received a good response.  Not only did people say they would use SERVAS but  the MC Rob from Britain, wrote a song that night and presented it as a result of my inspiration.  Others made comments on a sheet of paper we all put on our backs…a final goodbye ..about how much they thought of me and the presentation. The Spanish had to do presentations also. It was required for them.  Rosa ( the married beauty that I fell in love with) did one on her pet Iguana her husband bought her and how to take care of them.  David K from Ireland got 8 Spaniards to do a River Dance production that he organized.
Vivienne from near Cardiff , Wales had lost her luggage on one of her few trips outside of Wales and didn’t have any clothes but the ones she had on until the day before we left.  We had no problem recognizing her. She didn’t want to leave her passport at the desk when we checked in.  A little shy but not when it came to talking. Lovely person who collected all the tips for the service staff in a very efficient manor after she was volunteered by Rob.  She was a secretary or administrative something in real life.
Christine, during one of our one on one sessions in which she spent the first 15 minutes complaining the Vaughnvillage main office on her cell phone about how her window wouldn’t shut and she felt she was getting shoddy service from the school for her $2200 dollars.  They hotel had fixed it, as she was afraid one of the wild cats on the grounds would enter her room in the night. The next day she was upset because it wouldn’t open and she couldn’t get any air.  She later  called her friend in Galicia (Halithitha was the pronunciation I interpreted), to talk to me and invite me to meet with her on my trip there after school was over. Then she promptly left me on the cell phone with this women that spoke little English and me stumbling with my little Spanish while my hearing aide was screaming with feedback.  I running around trying to find her while telling Kelem, the lady on the phone…uno memento por favor.  We had another one to one the day of departure at 10 am, the same time we were to be checked out of the hotel. Christine showed up to tell me she had to pack and would be right back…at 10:55!  
The morning we left, there was a ceremony to present the Certifications.  Christine was last one there for that too.  When Rob presented Tom Hancock from England his certificate, instead of hugging Rob, Tom forced a lip lock on him then turned to the audience after and pulled some gum from his mouth with an expression as if Rob had put it there.  It was set up I think but cute. Tom invited me, and I accepted to be a member of a great web site called “Face Book”.  When I signed up, it scans your email addresses and if there is a member in your address book it immediately identifies the person as your friend.  I had a SERVAS member listed from New Orleans that took me to lunch and taught me to dance Zydeco and my cousin’s son Eric who I just saw before leaving NYC.  
We returned to Madrid on Friday and a group was going to Rob’s apartment for a party but I wasn’t invited. I left with David K from Ireland.  He invited me to Dublin to stay with him. He recently bought a flat in Dresden of about 150 Sq meters or 450Sq ft…like a Park Model. He was 70 and we took the Metro together but I got off first…found my Hostel and went out to the Dubliners for my usual shot and a beer.  The bartender from Romania remembered me.  I then went to the Plaza Major for last call but they were holding a food and drink festival so I settled down at a table and ordered some Tapas and beer.  I took up a table of four so kept inviting everyone, young and old to  join me.  Finally David and Javier did. They were in town for the big match between Madrid Real and my team…the Glasgow Celtics. While we were talking Fred showed up from San Zoila.  I met him at the first Tapas gathering when I arrived, so invited him to join my Spanish friends but he was looking for his group that just arrived and was supposed to meet up in Plaza Mayor.  I joined him later and saw Christine from New Zealand …the Oncology Nurse.  Then James joined us.  I noticed him earlier because he had and Amsterdam shirt on but didn’t know he was from Vaughnvillage.  He had been to four or five and was from England.  I think he was Pakistani but said he had Fuji blood. He was an IT man and traveled over the world on his vacations.  We exchanged addresses while Fred kept buying us beer , wine and Tapas.  We walked around the square a while but I had to retire. The next morning I arose too early as it was Saturday and nothing is open until 9 or 10.  I wanted to check the email but that was closed and finally found some coffee and light breakfast at the Café Roma. On the way back I recognized Alexander from Australia and said hello. She invited me to join the group so I had a coffee with them. Alex, Luke, and Haley invited me to visit them in Australia.  I then returned for a nap since I couldn’t do anything until I checked out and picked up the car.  
I did get an hour then checked out for the Metro to Athocha Station to pick up the car.  The Metro closed because of an accident.  Police were everywhere as they suspected a terrorist attack. Meanwhile I had lugged my stuff down flights of stairs , paid my ticket and had to return to take a taxi to Athocha station. I was first up but lost three taxis to more aggressive people.  It is like I imagine NYC to be.  I’m not one to fight for a taxi or anything else.  Too old and I don’t really care.  Got the taxi and arrived to finally find the Euro Car office closed.  They had moved to a new location  and after spending a hour and being misdirected by three different people, I finally found it. 
Euro Car checked me in and assigned me a five speed Renault but when I went to pick it up, it was blocked by another car so I had to return to the office and stand in line again to get someone to move the car. I had to drive though the center of Madrid and up the Grand Via through football traffic.  Everyone’s horn was honking and of course I thought it was at me. I took two wrong turn so I had to do a circle…two actually. I had hoped to spend some time in East Madrid which was the home of Cervantes.  The suburb is a very nice village and near the Arc of Espana, which I drove by.  I had a hell of a time trying to get the car in reverse at the first rest stop I ate at. After entering A6 and traveling for a couple hours in sometimes congested traffic, I ended in Astorga after trying to find a hotel in Leon…but another football match stopped that. I didn’t check in until 6pm and was lucky to find a room at the Delfin Hostal where I opted to stay there then visit Astorga in the morning.  While I was driving and searching for a radio station, I noticed I had a CD player and remembered going into Avila with my Spanish friend listening to the Beatles Classic Album.  He wasn’t even born when these songs were popular.  I thought how nice it would be to hear the same in my car while driving through the Spanish Alps.  I saw a CD of the Beatles at the Hostal so purchased it.  I met Pedro and Antonio at the bar, then I had dinner and now am getting ready to find out who wins the Madrid football match and get some sleep.  A few dreams went by before I was informed that Madrid Real won…but really don’t know yet .
The next morning while driving into Astorga I realized the CD I bought was a Spanish band with their own version of the Beatles.  An Album called Chill Out with the Homemade Beatles.  Most of the band were all women and it was all Beatles songs with a Salsa beat.  They also have Chill Out Opera’s done with a salsa beat.  I made a note to give the Album to Andree for her rock children as a gift. Astorga was a very Spanish town. It is morning in Astorga and after having a sponge bath and breakfast of a roll, Juice and coffee…I’m off for a photo shoot of Astorga then on to La Coruna to find a room for two days. The Camino ,that the Pilgrims walk, has some of the best cathedrals in most of the major towns, Astorga included. Leon is another. I visited the Chocolate Museum and the Chocolate Boutique.   There is a lot of Gaudi influence in the town.  Some of the homes, city buildings, lamp posts, and the Cathedral.  
It was around noon as I drove out of town heading to Ferrol, in the far North,  for some coffee con leche and a break from the driving.  It is only a short distance from La Coruna. I took some photos and left.  It looked interesting on a point overlooking the ocean but mostly condos and sailboats. I returned the way I came and arrived in La Coruna.  This whole area is Galicia.  Settled by the Celts and very rich in history and beauty. I thought Coruna was going to be like Ferrol when I first saw it but after struggling with the traffic around the port area, I actually found a parking spot so decided to look for a hotel. After a short walk, I discovered an Irish bar named…the Dublin, of course.  This had to be a place for good info.  I asked the bartender but the only English he spoke was Pint?  He found another, who could have been the owner, to assist me.  The other, who could have been the owner, consulted with a few people, drew a map and recommended MayCar Hotel.  I walked and walked until I found it and checked in for 2 days when I discovered the price (including free Wi-Fi and parking) to be 39 Euro.  It was located right in the center and close to everything.  Oh, did I tell you the Pint of Guinness was 3 Euro!  That is the cheapest I’ve had.  I paid up to 7 Euro in most places.  I checked in and got an email from Gredos, the school I just attended, with all the emails of both the Spaniards and the Anglos.  I entered them in my Google Book then emailed them to tell them I was in La Coruna.  Ignacio emailed me back recommending the Maria Pita Plaza and told me what a wonderful experience I was in for.  Eduardo, who lives here didn’t even mention how great his city was.  I had to hear it from a Valencian. I skimmed my emails but it was getting late by my standards…almost 7:30pm.  I took off to the park along the waterfront, took some pictures and was checking my map to find the plaza when a Senor, offered to assist me.  I thanked him and found the Square which was quiet for a Sunday.  Of course no one goes out until 9 or 10 pm.  I ordered a beautiful pork sandwich on fresh made, delicious bread with a beer.  It was huge and seemed to grow bigger the more I ate of it. A procession appeared from one corner of the Plaza with music so I quickly finished my 5 Euro meal and headed that way.  After many photos the procession , with priest, assistants, more assistants and half the town, left the Square and so did I.  The Dublin was calling.  I had to thank the man, who I think was the owner,  for his recommendation…didn’t I?  He wasn’t there…must have been the owner…so I told the bartender in my best Spanish to thank him. He nodded as if he knew what I was saying.  I then returned to the hotel to add to my journal.  It is ten o’clock now but still light out.  I am heading for the docks once again but on the other side of Coruna.  It is on a peninsula.
Instead, I died and fell asleep and arose quite refreshed.  The pigeons woke me once during the night.  I am up 7 stories so left the window ajar for fresh air but the pigeons perch with nests one more floor up and coo a lot! I closed the window and slept well the rest of the night. 
My breakfast, while catching up on my emails, consisted of a muffin, two coffees, and a fresh squeezed juice all for 4 Euros.  This is really cheap in Spain. Normally two coffees is 5 Euro.  I feel like I won the free holiday on The Price is Right.  Every time I give them money they give me money back! Wow.  I emailed Eduardo for lunch tomorrow and am off to the tourist bureau to find out what other goodies came with the prize.
My second breakfast, at the Manhattan Café, costs around 10 Euros. The Manhattan is in the center and shaped in a circle with glass on all sides so wherever you sit, you can look out at the world going by.  There are patios outside and all the customers seemed to be well heeled Spaniards dressed in their finery.  Some retirees sipping their coffee and reading the equivalent of the Wall Street Journal while checking the stock reports . My waiter was in his 70’s and wore a tuxedo as did all the waiters. I ordered the Eggs a la Cubana,  fresh orange juice and coffee.  I got a plate with two eggs, some rice(plain white), a fried banana, some bread and salsa  (ketchup).  The eggs were right out of the chicken but fried and served up as are ALL eggs cooked in Spain with the exception of some scrambled with potatoes or baked like a frittata or omelet…the latter is know as the Spanish Omelet and bears no resemblance to our Spanish Omelet.  I had to flag the waiter to request salt and pepper but only got salt.  It was too much effort to try and get him to bring the pepper, so I let it go in favor of eating my meal before it got any colder. You will not find Salsa in Spain and nor will you find spicy hot sauces or peppers.
Walking down to the port area I noticed La Coruna is largely Spanish.  There are few tourists other than Spanish and that suits me fine.  I didn’t feel as though I had to watch my wallet or avoid certain areas.  A very safe and friendly city.  They have an Opera house and many cultural activities and festivals.  The port was celebrating it’s One Hundred Years with pictures of the port at the turn of the Century.  It looked almost the same. The Old Town is very picturesque .  I took many photos and walked for over two hours before returning to the Hotel for my siesta. I skipped the Trolley ride around town and am planning to see a little night life tonight and have some seafood.  
The manager of Maycar Hotel recommended El 10 in the Plaza Espana.  I visited the Dublin on the way but on arriving I discovered the restaurant was closed and didn’t open until 9pm so wandering around I discovered the Bar David.  Perfect but when I entered I noticed the Spaniards were drinking something  out of  a vase like Saki. I ordered a beer but my curiosity got the better of me and I finally spoke my best Spanish and inquired as to what the hell was that.  It was wine brewed by Senior David. I told them I was Senior David and would like to try it.  After about 10 of Senior David’s wines I retired to eat Percebes at the El 10., a seafood restaurant.  By this time I knew everybody at the Bar David and really didn’t care but I told the waiter that I wanted him to explain everything about eating the Percebes. They were shellfish only from Galicia and the fishermen had to wait while the waves came in to scrape the Percebes from the rocks.  They were like piss clams in Boston and did piss all over me before the waiter showed me how to suck them down. All of a sudden my amigo from Gredos showed up at the door after calling the hotel and trying to get in touch with me. We drank lots of wine and ate lots of Percebes then left to go back to the Bar David. Ramon the  bartender said that I spoke good Spanish and after Eduardo told them our story and he conferred that I told the same. Sando returned and we all had a drink before I returned with Eduardo to my Hotel. It was 1:30am when we departed and I was thankful for the siesta. We promised to send photos and now I am on getting ready to leave for Santiago with tears in my eyes. He is also separated from his wife. In Spain you have to be separated one year before a divorce but he has been separated two years. It is only important if you want to get remarried and he doesn’t want that so it’s not important to get the final divorce.  He said it was much the same in Ireland.
I love El Caruna and all the people in the village and will return here when I return to Spain. No better place!  It was late when I retired. That home make wine was potent.  I know we stopped for Octopus and more drinks then again at the Dublin for last call.
I awoke at 10am had coffee while checking my emails then packed and checked out at noon.  I lucked out and found the rode to the North Coast and Muxia, my first destination, without every looking at the map.  I just follow road signs. It was a long and winding coastal mountain road that took much longer than I thought.  The Spaniards were passing me left and right. It was like the Indy 500.  I was starting to feel a little like Mario Andretti with my little 5 speed standard shift and big 1.2L engine!  The auto didn’t have Cruise Control…I was the Cruise Control. Cars were passing cars that passed them and then passed another with another coming. They all passed me. The road was bordered by the end of the earth on both sides with a few corners I thought might be my last. The few was idealic country seaside villages with sandy beaches, sail boats and beautiful water.  I stopped in Muros and had an Octopus and Coffee. 
I entered Santiago late in the afternoon with no map and found a place to park. That was a miracle considering the time of day and the traffic.  I noticed a hotel so asked directions of the front desk clerk for the address of the Maycar. It was the next street over…how lucky.  The desk clerk at the Maycar informed me that the Hotel was full and no rooms were available. I explained I had a reservation and he showed me my room.  The car park was right up the street but was not affiliated with the Maycar and when I investigated, I discovered it was full.  I returned to my car and bought a two hour ticket to park there while gathering my luggage and hiking back to the Maycar. After unpacking and settling in, I found the Car Park had available parking so returned to move my car but it was blocked by another.  I noticed a man watching the park and asked if he was the car that was blocking me and he was.  I then went over but couldn’t get in the driver’s side as the door was blocked by the car next to me. The only opening was  on the driver’s side and to unlock the other doors, you had to push an unlock button that was unreachable in the center of the dashboard.  I finally managed to reach around to the back door and unlock it from the inside, thereby unlocking all the doors.  I then went to the passenger side while the man moved his car and was patiently waiting for me to move so he could park there.  Three other cars were now behind him anticipating the same spot when I left.  A crowd was gathering to see if I was going to get over the center shift and into the driver’s seat.  What a drama. I did and made it to the car park before if filled back up, found a place then returned to the hotel.  I walked around the town, taking pictures and noticing the whole town was like one big Cathedral.  Churches and pilgrims everywhere.  It was divided between the old town and the new town.  Santiago is very beautiful and sits on a mountain so it was all up and down hill.  I returned to the hotel around 10:30 and retired for the evening.  
Getting up around 9am I had some coffee in the cafeteria then ventured out again to visit the St James Cathedral where all the pilgrims go to receive their certification that they completed the trip.  It was enormous. Pilgrims were everywhere.  They were mixed with tourists and were a variety of young and old but it looked like a Sierra Club convention.  I never saw so many healthy looking non-smokers gathered in one place.  They were an advertisement for Travel Smith, Columbia, Lands End, Timberline, etc.  Nothing but the finest in shoes….hiking that is. I washed down some local cheeses and bread with and excellent wine then returned for a siesta.  
I ventured out to Old Town and ran into a Spanish Bagpipe band with Drums and settled in for an Empanada and some Beer.  Took some photos and toured the Old Town one more time.  I discovered a beautiful restaurant called the Derby that was founded in 1929.  Lots of Art Deco and good wine served with some Mussels Ceviche. I returned for the night and arose for my usual Daysajuno?  I was going to return to the same restaurant but discovered another that served Chocolate and Churros.  I ended up having a Coffee Chocolate Cappuccino and the famous Tartes de Santiago instead. Then packed and left Santiago with no problem.
I took the main route out of town toward Benavente.  It was a half way stop to Madrid. It was not on the tourist map except for a four star Paramour that was a castle and too expensive for me.  I had tried to book a hotel there over the internet but when I checked in that morning they had not replied. I arrived in Benavente around 3 pm after checking out at around 12pm.  It was a beautiful country ride on a toll road.  I noted that there were no re tread tires cluttering the highway, trash of any kind was absent, and no signs that the Taylor family cleans this highway. When I arrived in town, I was looking for the hotel on the Calles de Peru but instead discovered the Hostal Presidio that was convenient so checked in for 25 Euros.  It looked a little shady but I was able to park out front for free and was leaving early for Madrid.  I just needed some sleep.  When I took my bags to the room, I was more than pleasantly surprised at a well appointed room with cable, A/C, a very clean room with the typical marble bath and double bed.  The TV was a flat screen wall mounted and the first I had seen in Spain.  This was not expected at all.  I charged up the computer and went downstairs to catch the local color.  They had an adjoining restaurant that was closed now for siesta.  There was a large patio area full of people enjoying coffee and the sunshine.  There were a lot of what appeared to be retired or out of work gentleman from Benavente enjoying Mus, Dominos, Chess, Solitaire, and the Slot machines…only 2 of them.  I sat at the bar and met a young man drinking a strange drink so ordered one from the barmaid who turned out to be his girlfriend.  He was waiting for her to get off work and playing the slot machines.  They are losers and everywhere in Spain.  He looked like Colin Ferrell.  We chatted a bit but no one spoke any English in Benavente.  I had a few beers and retired for a nap.
I awoke and went downstairs for my Café con Leche and there was Colin Ferrell still sipping a beer and looking like he had lost all his money at the Slot Machine and his girlfriend.  I said hello but he didn’t respond and I didn’t pursue it. I ventured out into the town without my camera and my sandals on.  That was a mistake. Benavente had come alive and was teeming with people out strolling.  Not one tourist was to be found in this village and nor was anyone that spoke English.  Benavente sit’s a top a Mountain and from the outskirts around the town, you can see for 5 to 7 miles in all directions.  Truly a breathtaking view all around.  I returned for my camera but decided to keep the sandals.
The villages in Spain, in general, all have town squares and large areas closed to unnecessary motorized traffic. This encourages the community to join each other in parks and squares to exchange pleasantries. When the shops reopen at 5pm, the people start meandering down to the square.  They stroll with their hands behind their backs, chatting with their children, spouses or friends along the way.  The evening is spent leisurely shopping , gossiping and visiting friends.  Young children greet each other with kisses on both cheeks. Old men, women and couples, with their canes and all dressed up, sit on park benches watching the world go by.  The one they once occupied and now watch from the sidelines.  Every other store appears to be a bakery or a shoe shop. The former all stocked with the same pastries as the other and none of them bake anything.  It is all delivered that morning by the same company in big boxes all frozen from Madrid. Occasionally I notice the beautiful, petite senorita walking along side of her father…until she turns and I realize she is a beautiful Senora and that is her husband or boyfriend.  Some are so small you think that it is a child. I’m going to try the restaurant here when they open around 9pm. Then bed down early for an early trip to Euro Rent a Car in Madrid.
I sipped a wine on the terrace at the bar and asked the waitress  when the restaurant opened . She replied at 9pm. So I waited till about 9:20 for them to open.  That is typical in Spain that the Spaniards are at least 10-20 minutes late but I wasn’t sure about the businesses. Then they told me that I was sitting in the wrong seat on the terrace and had to move over one in order to be served by the restaurant waitress.  I inquired as to the bill for the wine but she assured me it would be transferred to the restaurant bill.  I sat down along side of another couple staying at the Hostal and they were ordering off the Menu du Dias for 7.50 Euro.  I did the same but there was no printed menu.  The waitress recited it to me of which I understood nothing.  The starters, I heard Russa and understood that to be the Russian Salad which is loaded with potatoes and mayo. I choose the other. The entrée was Pollo and that I understood to be Chicken so immediately agreed to that choice acting like I knew what I was doing.  I was lost on the choice of desserts so settled for something that sounded really special.  To drink, I ordered the Red Table wine.  She brought a bottle of it for the other table and myself then walked away.  I noticed the other couple opening their own bottle. It just had a cork so I popped it and poured what tasted like red wine vinegar. Their first course arrived and it looked great.  Mine arrived and it looked like Dinty Moore Beef Stew on a plate with little beef and lots of peas and carrots.  There was a quarter of an egg thrown in for color? I think it was leftover from yesterday’s lunch.  I ate some as I was so hungry but it was very salty and the red wine vinegar wasn’t helping. It came out that evening at 2am faster than it went it!  Three things to worry about when traveling: theft, accident, and illness….if it does look or taste healthy, don’t eat it!  The second course arrived and it looked good.  A plump chicken that was nice and fresh when it was cooked…earlier that day for lunch.  It turned out to be dry and now the red wine vinegar was tasting good.  The French Fries that accompanied it were excellent as all are in Spain but I don’t eat French Fries.  As always there was no Catsup or seasoning…not even butter for the stale bread.  I thought I should have just told her to give me what the other Spanish couple had ordered but then I saw her bring them the chicken and didn’t feel so bad.  My fantastic desert turned out to be rice pudding.  Something I used to treat my 90 year old grandmother to when I took her out of the Nursing Home for lunch. The sunset was a beautiful Arizona one with the clouds just sitting in the sky and the colors turning from bright yellow to rose to crimson. I asked for the bill but she forgot the wine from the bar so I had to wait ANOTHER twenty minutes before I could retire to the room.  The other couple was just being served their rice pudding as I left. They drank the whole bottle of table wine and seemed to be smiling. Tomorrow is another Vagabond day. 
The sun had risen and I was checked out .  When I arrived to load the car, A van was parked in front of it. It was a delivery truck from the bakery making it’s rounds.  The women driver had the key to all the bakeries and would leave the delivery inside the door. These were a chain of bakeries. After she left, I loaded up and was driving out of town when I noticed the Manhattan restaurant with the same design, logo, and colors as the one I ate at in La Coruna.  That was a chain also.  So much for the idea that all these little shops are Mom and Pop places.  People were hiking along side of the road on designated paths in the countryside taking their morning exercise.  It was remarkable the number of old people along with couple couples.  No one walked alone.  There were groups of women, then men and couples enjoying the fresh air and sunshine before their desayunos.
I made good time to Madrid and after stopping to fill up the rent a car tank, I managed to get through downtown Madrid traffic at lunchtime (no small feat) and park the car where I took it at the Atocha station.  I was exactly on time.
I got off the Metro, checked in, ventured out to check my email and have lunch then siesta.  When I woke, I visited the Dubliners for Happy hour and had a Jack and Heineken.   I hung out at the Plaza Major for a while after having a real good but sweet Carmel Crepe at Mimi’s. 
Today I plan to visit the Sophia Contemporary Art Museum and stroll through the park. This evening is Tapas with the Anglos that will be attending San Zoilo in the province of Palencia. 

ATTICA…MOM’S BIRTHDAY…TORONTO…NYC AND NEWARK 2007

  April of 2007, while visiting Mom to celebrate her birthday, I
took my first trip to Toronto in over 30 years.  I had a great day visiting Casa Loma

and the Elgin and Winter Garden Theaters. 

It is rare to have two theaters together with one a top of the other. NYC has two theaters like that…I think one is the Amsterdam. I enjoy old theaters…especially to see a show in them. I remember the Colonial Theater in Boston when I saw Les Miserables.

Yesterday, I caught the view from the top of  the CNN Tower

and the Sky Pod. It snowed all day today but nothing stuck to the ground.  I was in McVeigh’s Irish Pub
to hear Bill Craig,
a great Irish singer and entertainer, who also plays at the Dubliner in Phoenix. I met  the chef from Jamaica, that traveled the world, gave me his card.  He might come to Phoenix to open his own place. I think he was gay and had a partner.  Graham from Ireland, that I thought was Bill’s manager, invited me to his table then when I left to return to Bill’s fan club he kissed me on both cheeks before I knew what was happening. He was defiantly gay.  David Higgins, from Ireland , was with Graham.  I took a photo on the way out but Graham avoided it and made me erase it from the camera just in case.  He said he was there to study Penguins…IRA.  


Joan, who gave me a cigarette, was from Montreal. Outside I met a guy from Florida that was a computer guru. He was trying to decide between Toronto or Austin for his new job.  He goes to the Jazz Fest in NO every year and I recommended the International Fest in Lafayette instead. Trying to score a gram of grass. Two retired Amtrak employees from Long Island came to Canada to buy meds.  The Canadian from England drove me crazy with his knowledge of  America. Two brothers from Dublin were on holiday with their wives.  Last year they vacationed in Torremolinos Spain on the Mediterranean and  said you could rent a boat for $10 a day. Another couple was from Brittany, all and all a very European crowd.

Bill’s  fans that knew every song he played and got up on stage with him once to sing a song.  The bartender took care of the whole place and waited on tables. Bill had been at McVeigh’s for over 20 years and had his photo on the wall when his beard was black and he had hair.  2am and I’m back at the Hostel getting ready to depart in the morning.
It was Good Friday when I left to return home.  There was a two hour back up at the border, so I caught up on some reading. I made record time out of Toronto with no problem and no traffic.    This sitting in the car for so long and going no where was a nightmare. I burned a quarter of a tank of gas to go less than a mile. 
The grandchildren and their adopt parents David and Kathy came to visit Mom with
Alexis’s first child, a blond handsome boy named Gavon. We all enjoyed the visit.

        I went out a couple nights later in hopes of meeting someone I know. I met Jim Wheeler at the Attica Bar and Grill and we drank a lot of beer reminiscing about our lives in Attica. He had been a successful realtor, Letterman in High School, came from a great family…but got caught us in Coke then lost all but is clean and maybe not so sober but back on his feet again. The Police arrived and wanted to know whose call was blocking the drive. It was mine…so I went to move it when the police asked for my keys and gave me a ride home.

ATTICA BAR AND GRILL

Mom and I walked down to pick-up the car Sunday morning and stopped at the Masonic Temple for Pancake Breakfast while she told everyone how her son was driven home by the local police last night and now we had to get the car. That’s my Mom.
Upon my return to Toronto, in June, I met Paul, the owner of McVeigh’s….the oldest Irish Pub in North America.  He had a Texas Hold’em game going upstairs over the Pub where Bill Craig was playing that night.  The game was illegal and closed but he said if an opening came up, they would invite me…it never did.  Paul said he could arrange a room for me in the dorms for the summer if I called him in advance and could arrange an invite to poker if I let him know when I came up.  As usual I stayed in the Youth Hostel on Church St just down from the same Irish Pub…where I also park my car…but this time the rate was $52.50 instead of $48 for two days.  I made a note to check with the other lots in the neighborhood the next time. 
In between the Pub and the Hostel, was an upstairs Pub or Dance joint called Goodhandy’s that catered to Horney guys interested in She-Males.  If you got there before 11pm the entrance fee was $5 and $15 after.  I ran to an ATM after taking out a $11 order of wings from the Pub to my room and getting some food in me.  The BBQ the hostel had on the Patio was OK…especially the free drinks provided, but the Kebobs weren’t cooked all the way and ending in the trash. 
I  arrived at the she-male joint 5 minutes and $10 late so went back home.  The dance floor was small with a large projection screen displaying an XXX rated she-male orgy .  Most of the “girls” were outside with clients taking a smoke break before the main show.  There were about 10 all decked out in sexy dresses and another 10-20 upstairs.  Some were extremely attractive.  The clients appeared to be young attractive well heeled men.

Early that day I walked the city and down to the Harbor front to visit some museums.  I walked well over 15 miles and my feet were killing me but I recovered after two days.   I visited the St Lawrence Market too.  It had been my plan to take a bus tour and had bought the ticket but after the bus passed me by and I waited another hour or more without seeing another, I got my ticket refunded and took off on the PATH. It is 16  miles of underground shops that comb the city.

The prior night I had a ticket to Gore Vidal at the Elgin Theater.  It was open seating so I arrived an hour early to find a loooonnnnggg line at the door.  I walked and walked, wondering if all these people were going to fit into the theater…having seen it at a tour the month before.  As I was approaching what I thought was the end of the line with relief…I suddenly realized the line went around the corner and down the street.  I took my place and watched others with looks of astonishment follow in my steps.  They had lots of Ascots and Bowties.  Many looked like William Buckley with their Blue Blazers, grey pants, and Blue button  down shirts. Very well heeled crowd. Anyway, some passerby’s were wondering why the long lines….I told them we were to see a Rolling Stones Concert….Wow…then I told them the truth and they said…Gore who???  I sat in the balcony and had a good seat but couldn’t hear the conversation because of my hearing impairment.  

  Toronto has a lot of money and most of it is downtown and along the water front with condos at a half million dollars  and up.   Next door to the Hostel were some new ones going up and when Bill introduced me to David Taylor, a film producer that lived nearby, I inquired if he lived in one of those new condos? He replied his was over 2 million.  My last day I was to meet Bill at the Beaches near where he lives before leaving to drive home.  I checked out after a COLD shower.  The water heater broke.  I found the Beaches. It is miles of boardwalk along Lake Ontario with shops and parks.  It was very popular and I enjoyed it but Bill never answered his phone so I left after a short walk.  The ride home was uneventful except that I missed a turn and found a new section of Buffalo.  I decided to try a new restaurant and discovered Anderson’s Beef on Wick and Custard that was excellent.
The day of reckoning came and I packed early then had breakfast with Mom.  Gary Fredericks was to pick me up at 9:30am for the airport.  Around 9am I was double checking everything to make sure I was alright, when I realized I had set out my Euro Rail Pass and Ticket from Madrid to Rome on Air Comet so I wouldn’t forget to pack it in my computer case to carry aboard the plane in case my bags were misplaced.  I couldn’t find it anywhere and Gary was in the drive waiting.  I frantically searched everywhere then left thinking it must be in the luggage or carry on bag and it would turn up on arrival in Newark N.J. but it didn’t.   I ate $700 and still had to get another ticket in Madrid when I arrived to Rome.  The Rail Pass I didn’t need as it would probably be cheaper to buy 2nd Class tickets as I go but EuroRail offers to sell me another and deliver it in Madrid.
David met me in the Airport and we went to New Brunswick in Philie, where Jenny was performing in a Dance show at the Performing Arts theater.   This was her 5th and last night but everyone was tired of watching it so after meeting Barbara, Helen, Arjay, and Ralph, we all went to dinner at an outdoor Zagat rated Bistro and I had some wine, a Bacon Lobster and Tomato sandwich and we shared a Chocolate Bread Pudding.  Ralph went to see the performance with Arjay (who is going to Korea in a few weeks to compete in some Karate tournament ) .  We arrived back and I went to bed early.  Barbara stayed over and was to meet her step son Eric the next day.  He was taking the bus in from the upper west side of NYC to visit with me and spend the night. 
He arrived the next day and we spent the afternoon talking travel and looking at my photos of Europe.  He is writing a book about Jamestown and planning his next trip back to Africa in October to visit the Sudan and another area he has yet to see.  He is taking Penny again.  She is in California at Davis attending  school now.  That afternoon Dawn and Tina, Helen’s daughters stopped by after Eric, Tina’s ex was over with his daughter to visit Grandma Helen. 
Then after David arrived we prepared a BBQ and friends David and Kathy showed up so everyone was outside enjoying a  family picnic and beer. Dave and Kathy related a very interesting travel story about their vacation to the Dominican Republic.  The day before their departure, they were walking the deserted beach and discovered a large package along the shore about the size of a large telephone book that ended up to be 5 kilos of marijuana wrapped in tape that floated ashore.  They opened it and Dave grabbed a handful and was inspecting it so Kathy took a photo of him with the bag and handful.  Then she posed with it while he took a photo.  Then they noticed someone in the distance coming so hid the bag but still he had the handful when the couple approached.  Kathy immediately said to Dave that the man was a policeman.  She had worked with NJ State Police and could tell by his walk, demeanor and haircut.  They asked if they could take a photo for them of them together.  Kathy said…you are a policeman aren’t you?  Both looked at each other with surprise and admitted he was an undercover police narcotics investigator from Philadelphia and they were on vacation .  After chatting a bit, Dave felt confident that if he related the story to the man it would be no problem.  He still had the dope in his hand  while talking to them so presented it to the guy and told his story.  They laughed when he showed them the brick of marijuana.  He put his handful back in the bag and replaced the brick behind the rock and started walking back to the hotel.  Both were chiding each other about departing then the other return to pick up the dope.  They had a drink together in the hotel and each couple retired to the room for the night.  The thought of returning to pick up the bag and try and take it back to NJ was out of the question but to bring it back to the hotel and maybe have some of it wasn’t.  They decided to return with a shopping bag and retrieve the brick.  Before getting too close, Dave asked Kathy to remain in the distance in case it was a trap and he got caught, she would be free to bail him out.  He waited  near the spot then pretended to pick up something and place it in the bag then wait.  Just in case someone was watching and it was a  trap.  Just at that moment, headlights came on in the jungle and a ATV was coming through the trees right at him .  He froze as two guys that run the ATV rental passed by him and went on down the beach.  He quickly put the brick in the bag and return to Kathy and the room.  They hid the bag in the closet then started arguing about something as they were getting ready for dinner.  She wouldn’t go so he left and had a few drinks at the bar before having dinner.  As he was leaving, he noticed another couple they had met earlier and couldn’t resist sitting with them and relating the story.  They suggested he get some and they had a pipe so the three of them could share a high in their room.  He returned to get Kathy and the pot but she had order room service and a few drinks and was passed out asleep on the bed so he took the bag to the couples room and they got high.  He told them to keep the bag since they would be there a few more days and he and Kathy were leaving in the morning.  They could pass it on to someone else on there way out and so on and so forth so maybe 6 months from now all these visitors would have had a free high and the pot wouldn’t have gone to waste.  
The next morning David and Kathy were still not talking but went down for breakfast and after were returning to the room when they saw a uniformed policeman and the maid coming out of their room.  They waited in the hall for them to leave before trying the key to check out the room and see what they were doing.  As they approached the room, the police returned and asked him to step inside for questioning.  Kathy panicked thinking the dope was still in the room.  She went out to the balcony while the police was questioning Dave.  She started hyperventilating and throwing up.  She thought they would be in jail in the Dominican Republic, on the news., lose  her job, have her children taken away, be denied bail etc.  She didn’t know the pot was not there.  The maid came in to clean the room while they were at breakfast and discovered the safe open.  She had to report it to protect herself and the police came to the room to do an inventory of everything in the safe before closing it and then needed to verify with David that everything was still there.  Relieved they hadn’t been arrested, they decided to walk the beach before leaving and while walking they discovered a bread bag full of coke or heroin near the same spot they had discovered the pot.  They ran back to the hotel packed and headed for the airport.

Tuesday, Eric and I took our first travel trip together.  The bus from Freehold to the Port Authority on 42nd Ave in downtown NYC.  I took the train to Grand Central Station and met Shaa from the Village under the clock.

We returned to her apartment and she fixed some broiled fresh Salmon in wine sauce and a salad with Chardonnay on the patio. 

After we toured the village then when it started to rain, stopped in a Peruvian Restaurant for Mussels Lima some wine and a break. 


Then we left for Staten Island and a turn around on the ferry to China Town.  There it started a downpour and I purchased an umbrella for a dollar.  We had dinner at a Vietnamese Restaurant called the New Pasteur.

I called Helen and took the train then bus back to arrive in Freehold about ten after ten in the evening.

Helen and I went to the Turning point Restaurant for Eggs Benedict the next morning.  The place was full of little children and their parents and grandparents.  It was loud and hectic.  Helen said it was Nursery School graduation.  They have tents with hordurves and a big ceremony with the relatives coming and DVD’s of their child’s year in Nursery school.  There are lots of these schools all over this neighborhood.  When they graduate from 8th grade they have a huge party and send letters to the parents not to bring Helicopters or Limos.   H.S. graduation parties are everywhere and cost up to $80,000 dollars.  The student parking lot in HS is full of Hummers, BMW’s, sports cars, etc.  
Helen took me to Newark terminal but I got the  time wrong and  it was 12:30 when I arrived but the plane that I thought was leaving at 4:30pm didn’t leave until 6:30pm so I sat there for 6 hours. A disappointing end to a wonderful beginning. Off to Heathrow for connecting flight to Madrid.
  

PANAMA CITY TO DAVID…ON TO BOQUETE…BACK TO PANAMA…AND HOME

 The Air Panama flight had been delayed by almost 2
hours.  I arrived in David Airport around 8pm in the evening.  I talked to the taxi driver’s
because I needed someone that knew the hotels and what I was looking for.  I wanted a safe,
cheap, clean hotel.  
We went to three hotels and all were booked.  I just wanted to unpack and get something to
eat.  The Iris Hotel had a vacancy for $22 so I tipped the driver as he brought in my luggage
and moved in.

I heard music coming from the square across the street as I entered the Iris.  It sounded like
a chorus putting on an evening concert.  I grabbed my camera and went over to the square.
  It was piped in music that could be heard all over the downtown area.  They played some
instrumental and some choral but no hip hop.  Though it was Friday, the streets were quiet. 
It was raining a little when I turned to go back to the hotel and looked up to see a restaurant
on the second floor with a balcony.  
I found a seat on the balcony and ask for a Balboa Beer.
  She replied, “Only Old Milwaukee and Atlas.” .  Old Milwaukee!  I took the Atlas at $.70 then
after a couple beers I noticed people drinking Atlas out of Quart bottles for $1 so I switched so
as not to waste my money.
A large group of Frenchmen that just met each other were having dinner in the dining room.
  Joe, a world hippie traveler from Vancouver, B.C. asked to join me.  He had traveled to
Nicaragua, Morocco, Europe, Peru, etc.  His friend Jeffery,  a retired Merchant Marine from
Jacksonville Florida joined us also.  We had a nice conversation then they left and I retired to
my room.
I returned to the balcony restaurant to have breakfast in the morning, but wasn’t impressed
and left after coffee.  The town was bustling on a Saturday morning with the sidewalk sales
and traffic in reminded me of America in the late 50s .  People having ice cream sitting on the
park benches and catching up on all the gossip. Mother’s shopping with their children for
clothes or school supplies.
I walked around the block a few times before stopping in to the Pueblo Del Sol.  This was a
hotel the was recommended by Randy that I met at Fernando’s .  I read a review that ranked
it the best four star hotel in town for $32 a night but they never responded to my email request
for a room.  I ate breakfast there and was supposed to look up Bill Barker, a friend of Randy’s
that lived at the hotel.  There was a man on his computer sitting at one of the tables that I
suspected was Bill but I just wanted to relax and have my breakfast.  It was time to check out
and find my way to the Purple House Backpackers Hostel
where I was to stay until returning to Panama City next week.   
    When I arrived the manager and her old, old, dog Fluffy greeted me and showed me, the
kitchen, my shared bathroom, TV area, outdoor patio and my room. 
There was a notice on the door and one on the
bed : IMPORTANT SECURITY WARNING!
Do NOT leave valuables on your beds or near unattended windows or doors!
Bad guys stick long poles (up to 10 feet) inside the windows and doors and “fish” things off the
beds and sofas!  GUESTS HAVE LOST VALUABLES!!
Please take this warning seriously!  WE ARE NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR THEFT OR LOSS OF
ANY ITEMS.
    I better go shopping now while it’s daylight.  When I signed in I noticed others that came
today from the UK.  We will all meet tonight on the patio over a bottle of something.
I discovered I had no closet to hang my clothes and the prospect of staying in David was
becoming more unappealing so I told the manager that I had an emergency and had to cancel
my booking and leave the next day.
     I then got on the Internet and booked a room at the Hostal Nomba  Boguete.  She explained
I had to talk to the boss in order to do that.   I later met the boss, ANDREA the bitch from hell. 
She said I had a commitment for 8 days and now she can’t rent the room and until she does,
I have to pay for everyday she doesn’t rent.  I read my agreement that said I had to give a 24
hour notice to cancel but she responded that it was 72 hours in a confirmation letter she sent
me and each hostel has it’s own policy.
     I left to get some food and booze.  She stopped me again, as I was leaving, to inform me
that even though the hostel advertises 24 hour access, the security guard will not be on tonight
and if I return past 11:30, I will not be able to get in and DON’T ring the bell and wake her up! 
I assured her I would only be gone a short time and didn’t have any plans to go out that
evening.  When I returned from shopping,  I read the email she sent and agreed to pay for
3 days but then she informed me that I had to contact the booking agent “Hostel World” and
cancel so she could advertise the room .   I did and they said they would respond withing 72
hours.  She said I would have to pay if she didn’t rent the room.      I went out on the patio to
have a drink when a couple from Montreal showed.

Craig Blair from UK, ???, Tel Aviv, and Montreal leaving the Purple House Hostel
She worked as a ticket agent for a Canadian Airlines and he was a friend she invited to take a
two week getaway from the snow.  We were joined later by a couple from Portsmouth,
England and a man from Telaviv, Israel.  As the evening was getting closer to 11:30 and we
showed no signs of calling it a night, the Bitch from Hell came out and said she would make
an exception tonight ONLY and leave the gate unlocked.  Then we could leave and return
without disturbing her.
     We did and found our way to a little local bar to resume our travel talk
while sitting on the patio.
I went inside to buy a round of 6 beers for $3 and noticed the locals playing cards so joined
them.   
We playing 21 with each person taking turns being the dealer.  They go in a clockwise
direction like the water down the sink and as each person decides whether to take a hit or not,
the first person getting 21 wins unless another gets 21 and then the pot is split.
  I lost $6 before joining my friends.  We stopped on the way home at a street stand.  The
vendor sold fried bread and a variety of smoked meats.  The man next to me ordered one of
two or three items that all looked good so I told the vendor I wanted everything just like the
man ordered.  Instead, the vendor gave me one of everything he had.  My bag was $8 and
about 3 pounds worth of food.  I couldn’t ask him to take in back out of the bag so bought it
to share with everyone.  It was enough for 10 people so we found a car load of hungry locals
and offered some to them.  They eagerly accepted and we arrived home about 4:30 am and
was up and in the Taxi by Noon.
            I arrived at the bus station to board my yellow school bus 
for David.  We left in about 10 minutes and arrived in Boguete within the hour. 
I easily found the Nomba Hostel and met my beautiful Panamanian Hostess.  She showed me
to my private room which wasn’t much but cheaper than at the Purple House.  I had Internet
access, kitchen use, hot water, clean facilities, and easy access to Boquete.  I left to have a nice
Chicken Club sandwich at the Boquete Bistro and a $.35 Chocolate Coconut Ice Cream with
Almonds at Ana’s Sweets.  My Siesta took me back to warm summer days with a nice breeze
coming through the window and children playing outside.
    I went out to do a little shopping and returned to relax and catch up on my computer.
There was a Disco next door that started playing loud music at 2pm until around Midnight. 
That was a little distracting as most of the music sounded like the same thing over and over. 
I tuned it out and concentrated on Sudoku , reading and some games on my computer before
retiring
    Amigos Restaurant and Bar still served a good breakfast in the morning.  I brought the
computer and hooked into their free access to call Karen in Chicago.  It was Monday morning
and I think she was out to work.  I needed to call Mom to see if she received the taxes but it
was windy and music in the background.  I returned to the Hostel.
    My lovely Hostess said there was a Bookstore
across the street that served coffee and had open Internet access so I decided to investigate. 
The Book Store turned out to be quite nice.  It had a selection of New and Used books,
magazines and comfortable areas to plug in your laptop and connect to the Internet.  The
coffee was top notch too.
I bought “A Veiled Journey” by Shirley Palmer that was written prior to 9/11 and was about
the experience of a diplomat’s wife while stationed in Jeddah with her husband.  Very
interesting so far with good insights into Arabic culture and customs.  It was $3 .
    I want to do some hiking in Boguete and see some of the Museums so returned to drop off
my stuff and go explore. I ventured downhill for miles to visit a tourist center. Boquete is
strange when it comes to rain.  It is similar to Ireland’s “soft rain” in that it is like a fine mist.
It feels like the mister’s Arizona puts outside in the summer but it comes out of the sky.  I
didn’t realize the tourist center was off the beaten track and high up overlooking Boquete.  I
passed a Coffee Roasting Company
that served Breakfast, a Mexican Chocolateria, an Italian Restaurant and an Indian
Restaurant before I realized there was no more and no taxis out that far.  Now I had to climb
uphill to return.  I made it to Amigo’s and had a beer before returning to the Hostel. 
    When I arrived I saw Ryan my Host and he pulled up my bill for me.  He asked where I was
staying in Panama City on my return.  I said I had a room at the Acapulco and he told me he
had been burglarized while staying there.  The maid took his passport , wallet, money, Id’s
and Credit Cards out of the room.  The Owner denied any of his maids did so he took the
owner to court for not providing secure locks, surveillance or a guard to patrol the hotel. He
lost.   I have to go to the ATM again tomorrow but they haven’t credited my money transfer
yet and it’s been 6 days and two inquiries.  He directed me to the tourist place tomorrow so I
will put on my hiking shoes or take a cab. I think I’ll head for Zanzibar Blues bar and see if
they have any entertainment tonight.
Ngobe-Bugle
The Ngobe-Bugle (formerly Guaymí) are Panamas largest Indigenous group with
around 164,000 members. They inhabit the mountainous western provinces
of Chiriqui, Veraguas and Bocas del Toro.Although the Ngobe-Bugle have
recently had their territories recognized as a Comarca by the government they
continue to be threatened by outsiders.
               
        These are the Indians that live and work around Boquete.  Most work on the Coffee
Plantations or making crafts to sell.


The Emberá, with an estimated population of 20,000, inhabit the Darien rain
forest of Panama.  This tribe along with the Wounaan were formerly known as
the Choco because they migrated from the Choco province of Colombia in the
late 18Th century.  Both the Emberá and the Wounaan have a similar river
basin culture.

The Wounaan people number about 20,000 and also live in the Darien
rain forest.  In 1983 the
government of Panama recognized the Comarca Emberá-Drua, a
semi-autonomous Indigenous
territory for both tribes.  his territory overlaps the Darien National Park and
Biosphere Reserve.

These two tribes inhabit the Province that connects Panama to Colombia…Darien.  Darien is

also occupied by the FARC or Revolutionary forces of Colombia.  They take foreigners that
enter into Darien hostage and use the rain forest as a hideout and protection from the
Colombian Army.  Recently they have been threatening the villagers if Panama Army doesn’t
leave them alone.  Panama has been stepping up efforts to rout them from Panama under
pressure from the U.S. , Colombia and other Central American country’s.  They are presently
holding 3 American researchers hostage and our government can do little to help them.
The Kuna (Dule) have a population of around 47,000 members.  They migrated
from the Darien region of Panama to the San Blas Islands on the Atlantic coast
in the mid nineteenth century.  In 1938, after a long struggle,  the Comarca of
San Blas (Kuna Yala), a semi-autonomous territory, was recognized by the
Panamanian government.
The Kuna’s are the Indian tribe I hoped to visit while on San Blas.  The San Blas trip never
happened and neither did my visit.


        I decided to stay home until I find out what is going on with the bank and my money.  I
went out on the patio to play Sudoku and Ryan started asking me why I was here…business or
pleasure, etc.  I told him I didn’t like Phoenix in the winter and he found that hard to believe
since he has a Phoenix driver’s license.  His parents and relatives live in Mesa and
surrounding area.  He went to school in Boulder, Colorado and has a tour business in addition
to the other Hostel in Panama City.  
    Ryan drove out here and still has Arizona plates.  He had to drive through 7 countries and
his biggest problem was in Honduras.  Lonnie, even though he punched a Costa Rica Border
Police, still says his worst crossing was Honduras also.
    On the way back to the room, everyone was watching Shrek Goes to China and invited me
but no, I choose to spend my time informing my friends of my travels.  I could be watching
Shrek Goes to China!  I think I will. Oops…movie is over…so I go into the lounge area and
meet a couple from Milwaukee drinking Red Dog Beer.  They invite me to share and we talk
about travels.  They just returned from 5 weeks in Colombia and traveled to every major city
and never had a problem.  The people were so friendly and they enjoyed to entire trip without
any mishaps.  They travel a lot and had been to South East Asia and enjoyed that. They only
travel to 3rd world countries because that is all they can afford. We decided to try and visit
the Zanzibar but the streets were empty and everything was closed so we had a nice walk and
a view of the night stars in the mountains.  They invited me to join the hot springs party
tomorrow night.  We go up in the mountains in the evening to enjoy the stars at night away
from the city.  $15
        I walked to the Panamanian Roasting Company for a great breakfast
and hope to eat there every morning.  I stopped at the ATM and used my other card.  Both of
my accounts are dangerously low.  The one transfer won’t go through until day after
tomorrow.  That is when my other card expires.  I know they have issued me a new card but it
is in Phoenix not here.  Oh well, we have a Texas Holdem game tonight at the Hostel so
maybe I’ll get lucky.  I signed up after I returned and paid for the week.
         I was trying to call Mom and went to the Book Store thinking it would be quiet and out
of the way but they were closed.  I sat out on out porch thinking I would get a better signal
from them and still be able to call.  While I was fiddling with my headphones and trying to
hook up the phone, a couple strolled up to the Hostel.  They were inquiring about the Hostel
and the tours they offer but I couldn’t hear them with the traffic, etc.  The guy came up to me
and very slowly said “Si Habla Ingles?”  I said sometimes.  Then I explained I was only a guest
and he had to ring the bell. 
    My Magic Jack works great but you have to have a broadband connection and this wasn’t
one.  I did get a hold of Bill and he was going to call Mom but I told him he kept breaking up
and I wasn’t sure I could keep the connection.  He seemed to understand me perfectly.  I hung
up and went over to Mail Box Etc to call on Magic Jack over their Cable broadband.
    I had no problem and she had received everything and didn’t seem to mind she had to pay
over $9000 in taxes and $1000 in Penalties.  Her exemption for Real Estate will be taken
back this year and that could cost another $8000.   Now I know she is getting Alzheimer’s.
    I signed up for the Texas Holdem tournament and after returning to the Hostel I saw Craig
from Portsmouth , England that I played 21 with the night before in David.  I practiced some
Holdem with him and he joined me that evening for the tournament.

Craig, Myself, Chicago, Belize, Philly and Phoenix Ryan
  

The Winners
    9pm approched and we had a game with a young man from Chicago, another from Philly
that owned a Hostel in Boquete, a lady from Belize that won, and my friend Craig from
Portsmouth and the owner Ryan from Phoenix.  While we were there a retired American
History teacher from Denver showed up with 3  ladies from North Carolina.He turned out to
be a SERVAS Host and Traveler. They were on there way to San Jose , Costa Rica where the
man from Denver just came from.


        The next day I hired a taxi to take me out to Ceffati, a tourist center.  The view of Boquete
from there is
breathtaking. The Center sits on an overlook with the town down below in the valley.  The
river runs through the town and winds past the center.  My driver, Tommy, took me further
down the road and across the Wilson Bridge but explained any further and the road turns to
dirt and is very rough.  I had people tell me that you need a heavy duty 4 wheel drive with lots
of torqe and clearance to negotiate the back roads.  I let him take me where he wanted to and
we spent the next hour driving up and around then back down another mountain

The real Juan Valdez
on the other side of town.  It was truely spectacular.
There are some really beautiful homes around this city.  You get the feel of why this is one of
the top 10 retirement destinations in the world.      


        When I returned the three ladies from North Carolina were there.  I had directed them to
the Peruvian Restaurant and they thanked me for the recommendation.  They really enjoyed
it.  Two of them were Irish and sisters.  The other was going to San Jose to have cosmetic
dental surgery with a Costa Rican doctor that graduated from Baylor University in the US. 
One of the sisters, Sally Wade ,travels all over the world and is a travel writer.  She is in her
late 60´s and very active traveler.  She just returned from Cambodia and Laos.  Last year she
went all over South America and to the Artic Circle. She is also a CouchSurfer like me. Her
worst trip was in Sri Lanka when rebel Tamil stopped them in a road block, shot out their
tires, had them all down on the ground but let them go after robbing them. The other sister
never travels and this was her first trip out of the US.   She worked giving Care Takers a
break from caring for hospice patients.     
        I left to catch Happy Hour at Amigos. 

David from Atlanta,Myself Frank from Miami, Panamanian couple.
Judy was there. She was a lady I met on my last trip in and I’ve seen her at Amigos before. 
This time I introduced my self to everyone at he table and join them.  There was Frank from
Miami.  He was originally from the Bronx and lost an eye after 6 months in Vietnam as a
Marine. He came to Panama to help Panama Bill open and start his restaurant.  It was the
Original Panama Bill not the one from Newburyport that I met in Boca Del Toro last month
There was a retired school administrator from Chicago then Denver, Colorado named Janie.
  We had a nice with Mark the owner of Amigos .  A young Panamanian couple joined us.  She
was a real attractive girl with a beautiful smile and personality to match.  I went inside to play
pool and easily took the table until the girl challenged me.  She beat me hands down
so I went to the other table and played 9 ball with a couple of guys from Spokane, Washington.
  I then returned to my Hostal by myself.

 Three Dutchmen from Nimajken, Holland showed up, another from Oslo, Norway and

Craig was there with a Panamanian he met from Boquette that I think was in love with him. 
We all went back to Amigos to have a bite to eat then retired for the evening.        


    The next morning it was a lazy day.  I caught up on some reading and went to bed early.
    Today I hiked down to the Panamanian Roasting Company
and had a big breakfast then returned to check my emails.  I then got a Taxi to Paradise
Gardens. 
This is an animal sanctuary that Craig did some volunteer work at last month. 
A gentleman from Vancouver works there with his wife 8 months of the year then 4 months
back in British Columbia. 
He gave me a tour and introduced me to all the animals and birds. 
The grounds were beautiful and they even had a Butterfly farm. 
The owners are from England.


    On the return trip I stopped at Strawberry Marys
for fresh strawberries and cream
then caught a shuttle bus to the Center for $.50.


    Ryan promised to check with the shuttle service today to make sure I have a reservation for
Sunday morning.  I signed up for Buffalo Wing Dig he is putting on tonight for $4.
Friday I stopped at Amigo’s to join the expats for Happy Hour then returned to the Hostel. 
There were some new guests and we were talking about Panama Red and how the Drug Dogs
at the airport check everything.  I was saying how careful you have to be here when this young
lady, Valerie
, pulled out some Pot and loaded up a Coke Can pipe and passed it to me.  We
were all shared a little when Ryan came in and told us we had to take it outside
because he could get in trouble at the Hostel .   He wasn’t upset or anything and
neither were we.  It was getting pretty late at the Hostel Nomba Bar so Ryan
suggested we all go out
for the evening.  Well the evening was after midnight but we did.  Back to the
Amigo with about 6 of us so I bought a bucket of 6 beers for $5 and on the way
out to the table I missed a step and went down with the beer and all.  I broke
one bottle but Mark replaced it and apologized.  It appears it has happened more
than one on the same step.      
    We finished our beer and it was after 1am when we started back, I thought. 
Ryan had another Panamanian Disco Bar
in mind so we ended up there, after stopping at the Zanzibar.   I danced a little.
Valerie, the young girl I met at the Hostel , and I challenged the pool table.  We
won one and lost won and made a lot of nice friends.  The bar closed sometime
after 2:30 when we left with out drinks in hand.  The bars here give you the drink
in a plastic cup to take home.   We walked back and I crashed. 
    This morning and my last day, I went to the Papa Rico’s for lunch instead of
breakfast.  I ate there before on someone’s recommendation but the lasagna was
not real hot and I wasn’t impressed but decided to give it a second chance.  This
time I had the Chicken Parmesan and Rico came over to tell me how good it was
but I think it was more breading the Chicken.  He did make a great sauce but I
was still disappointed but left with a bigger belly.  I think I am gaining back than
1/8  of an inch I lost off my waist. 
    I shopped for some expensive souvenirs then returned to check my email at
the Book Store.  It appears when I leave for holiday everyone forgets about me.  
I had no email except Emergency weather reports about windstorms in Arizona.
    I had to stop over at my Juice Bar for a fresh Pineapple  drink to refresh me.  I
packed and read with a promise to bed down early tonight but Craig just stopped
by my room and invited me to join them for Jazz night at the Zanzibar. 
I’m off. The young man from Norway and a nice Panamanian lady joined us. 
Craig was telling me about his new 3 week job at Paradise Gardens.  He works
as a tour guide as helps take care of the animals.  The owner’s daughter told him
about a tourist that was in the enclosure with the monkeys and one got up on his
shoulder for a photo opportunity and started  screwing his ear.  He was posing
and thought the monkey had his finger in his ear.  It was tickling him and he was
laughing but everyone else was laughing for a different reason.
    Tonight is pay day and on Saturday all the Indians are back in town drinking
at the bars and catching up on the local gossip while their women
sit outside with the children and patiently wait for them.  Craig told me they also
have bare fisted fights for the right to their women.  They are held in a local
building and get pretty brutal.  The gringos come to watch and so did Craig.
    We arrived at the Zanzibar to hear the three piece Jazz band.  A Sax, Bass
guitar and drums.  They were actually quite good for Panamanians.  Frank and
Bill were there that I met at Amigos Happy Hour and after a beer I bid all good
night.  Tomorrow I have to get up to catch the shuttle to David and Air Panama
to Panama City.  We had hoped Valerie was going to join us.  She went to the Hot
Springs with a group. 
    When I got back into the Hostel Ryan had been back from the Hot Springs but
had to pick up Valerie at the Hospital.  She was bit by a Scorpion at the Hot
Springs and should be home shortly.  While I was working on my computer,
trying to improve my win average in hearts, Valerie returned her arm , neck,
and face swollen by the venom.  She was a little buzzed on pain killers and said
it had been hard to breath until the swelling receded.  We bid goodbye and I
went to bed but had a restless night.
    I was afraid of oversleeping the alarm because of my hearing, so kept waking
then falling back to sleep.  The alarm was set for 7am and my ride was arriving
at 7:45am.  I finally woke at 6:45 and dozed back off but when I awakened to the
alarm, it had been ringing almost ½ hr.  I had 15 minutes so jumped into the
shower, packed the computer and was at the front porch on time but no shuttle. 
I saw a transfer bus coming but he drove right past.  It was almost 8am and I
was panicking so decided to walk the short distance to the ticket office.  I walked
at a good pace and when I walked in to demand my ride, the wind had my hair
standing straight up like I stuck my finger in an electrical socket.  I’m being
serious and she is laughing.  After I realized what she was laughing at, the
situation wasn’t all that serious.  She explained the bus was there now and she
called him to stop at the office.  I was ready for the restroom after all that stress
so took advantage of the short wait when I discovered…no toilet paper. 
Fortunately that is one thing I am good about…carrying some toilet paper in my
back pocket just in case.
    I had the whole bus to myself.  It was rather nice because you are sitting up
higher than a car and get a better view of the beautiful countryside and homes.   
    The flight went well but the taxis here always say they know where the address
you give them is located until they get there and can’t find it.  Ryan told me to
just give them this dinky map that I could barely read and the taxi would know. 
I did, he didn’t.  I did ask Ryan to point it out on my map of Panama City and
after going around in a circle twice, I recognized one of the rare street signs and
BINGO we found it. 
Now the driver wants more money, of course, so I pay him and say goodbye. 
     This is one of 50 high rise condos in the Marbella area.  I had walked there
before so had a little idea of it but never remember seeing any nightclubs or
restaurants except Burger King.  Security took me through the gate and buzzed
the Hostel to make sure they were expecting me.  I took the elevator to the
Hostel and was greeted by a nice lady that took me to the reservation desk. 
This was very spacious and nice.  Then I noticed it was warm and though there
was an air conditioner, it wasn’t on and of course all the lights were dim.  The
lady explained that she was part time so called the manager who informed me
that I did NOT have a private room the first night because it was rented.  I said
goodbye and left for the Acapulco, feeling good that I never cancelled the
reservation. After a short taxi ride I was in my nice air conditioned clean room. 


            I met up with Loney from Idaho that evening at Fernando’s.  He is the type of person
you can depend on.  We shared a few pictures of beer before he left. Then Jim from San
Francisco and Mike showed up.  I wanted to bed down early because of my lack of sleep and
my next day was my last in Panama.  Never happened.  Billy showed up and we all were
drinking pitcher of beer when I decided to go up to my room.  I arrived and it was only 10pm
so I decided to rejoin the group.  2:30 in the morning I finally found my way back to the room.

     9.am the maid woke me to clean my room when I still thought it was 3:30 in the morning. 
I didn’t get up till around 11am and headed down to the restaurant for fresh Juice and coffee.
  After 10 minutes a waitress finally came over for my order and I had not even had a menu.  I
requested the menu when she realized I was still sitting in front of the last person’s trash.  She
then cleaned my space and presented me with the menu.  I asked for a coffee and she
responded that she was not my waitress.  I waited another 10 minutes for my waitress and
requested a  coffee.  She started to make it when another ordered some milkshakes and she
started doing that while I was still perusing the menu.  I decided to have the lunch Corvina
fillet special but she never returned.  She was in the kitchen picking up an order and I was
dying for a coffee.  I finally left and went down the street to the old hotel restaurant I had
stayed at.  The owner came right over and gave me my coffee and took my order.  He passed
it to the waitress and within five minutes I had my fresh Corvina , Macaroni Salad, Rice and
Lentils with Lemon for my fish. I paid the bill….$3.75 for one of the best meals I had in
Panama…with a smile on both our parts.
    I got some money from the ATM and headed for the Old City to buy some souvenirs.  A lot
of the shops were closed because it was either Monday or because it was Siesta time and after
2 pm .   I was confused and dizzy.  There was so much there and nothing had a price tag.  If
you wanted to know the price you had to get an attendant to serve you and then they would
hang on to you the entire time.   I was frazzled and hate shopping to begin with.  Outside I
could go to the Kiosk and bargain with the Indians but here I had to dismiss the attendant
and then recall them ever time I wanted to know the price of a hat, a blouse , the size of
something, the price of a basket…I finally left in chaos.
    I found a taxi and asked if he could pick me up in the morning at the hotel. He wanted $20
and I told him the last taxi I took to the airport was $10.  He started complaining that he had
to pay bribes and tolls to get into the airport so I just thanked him and said no.  Later he said
he would pick me up at 6 am for the $20.  I said sleep another 15 minutes and pick me up at
6:15 and I would give him $15 so he could sleep longer.  He still refused so I agreed to the
$20.  It is nice to have that cab waiting for you at that hour when you can’t miss a discounted
flight.
    I returned to the room disappointed over my accomplishments that afternoon.  I never did
buy the gifts I wanted but really didn’t care at that point.  I went over to see Loney at
Ferdinando’s but he hadn’t arrived.  Mike showed for a short time then Loney arrived and
agreed to meet me in Vietnam next winter.  We exchanged emails and then Billy, Jim and
Mike returned.  A man from New Zealand that Loney knew for the last 5 years arrived.  He had
traveled all over Colombia and had married a Brazilian from Rio that he lived with for 5 years
before divorcing her and coming to Panama.  I said goodbye to all and returned to my hotel to
set up a wake up call for 5:45 am and get some sleep .  I arrived and started giving orders to t
he desk clerk when ALL the power went out.  They turned on the generators but no phone or
lights in the lobby.  I went to my room and retired hoping my alarm would awaken me?
    5:45 a knock came on the door.  I thought that was more personal service than a phone call
with a recorded voice on the other end.   I was downstairs and out the door by 6am.  I hoped
Louis would be a little early.  The other Taxis tried to entice me into their cab and though I
thought about it, there was something about Louis’s sincerity and genuine friendliness that
made me wait.  If he wasn’t there by 6:15 am, the appointed time, I would take another.  I went
in the restaurant and had a nice glass of fresh Orange Juice and a coffee to go.  When I came
back out Louis was there to greet me with a big smile , the taxi door open, and a warm
welcoming “How are you doing this morning, David?”  I noted his taxi was always shining
inside and out.  He took pride in what he did and one of the few taxis that carried a fire
extinguisher.  His hair was in place, shoes shined, and mustache trimmed.  He smiled the
entire ride , all the while trying to practice his English with me.  If he said something I didn’t
understand, he waited until he reached a stop and would pull out his dictionary and say it
again or show me.  He had 3 sons and was a very proud father.  
    When we arrived it wasn’t even 7am yet so I got in the American Airlines check in with only
5 or 6 customers in front of me.  We filled out all out declarations in line and I checked my bag
and got my boarding pass.  I will have to claim my bag and go through customs in Miami…not
Phoenix.  That should give me something to do during my 4 hour layover.
    I jumped into the security line on the way to the gate.  There were only two machines open to
screen the passengers and they took there time.  One person at a time, not like the constant
moving line in other places.  The person in front of me stepped over the line, which was 20 feet
from the screener and a security lady came over and made him step back.  After we went
through that we had to check through immigration with our exit forms then we were free for 2
hours.  I went right by all the Tommy Hilfiger, Chivas Regal, Lacosta, Sony, etc Duty free
stores ..I swear almost 100 of them before I found a bathroom to freshen up.  All three hand
towel machines were empty with no air dryer.  People spending all that money in Duty Free
and can’t wash their hands.

CARTAGENA TO PANAMA CITY…AND DAVID

       I arrived in Panama City and went through customs to show my passport. The agent asked for my Visitor’s card. I explained I already had one that was good for 90 days and presented it. He said I had to return to the Visitor’s Card Kiosk and get a new one because I had left the country and it was no longer valid.
        I returned but there was a $5 fee and I had only Colombian Pesos and a Credit Card. The
$20 bill, American ,was in my suitcase in the baggage claim area on the other side of
Immigration. The woman would not accept the Visa or the Pesos and there was no place to
change the money over to Dollars or ATM machine available. She referred me to the
Immigration office where I could complain to the Boss. I did and he laughed and sent me back
to her. Then she told me to go back to Copa Airlines and talk to them. I didn’t even fly on
Copa , I flew on Aries and what was the airlines supposed to do. What was I supposed to do
…spend the rest of my vacation in Immigration, sleeping on the floor with no bags in limbo
until my American flight returned me to the USA. A professional business man approached
and asked her what was my problem? She explained he paid my $5. I offered him $20 in Pesos
t he could cash easily on the other side and he said no problem you have enough of those
already. I turned to get back in line but now it was three plane loads long and up the stairs. I
understood what he meant.
        An hour and a half later I finally arrived to show the Immigration Official my Visitor’s
card and Passport but there were 5 carousels for baggage and Aries had come and gone. I
didn’t know which one my bag arrived on so went to each checking all the luggage and
anywhere I saw luggage I checked it. There were lost or stolen luggage offices for Copa,
American, and all airlines except Aries. I finally went upstairs to find the Aries counter but it
was closed because they only fly two or three flights a day and this was not the time to check
in for any of them. I went to information but she only spoke Spanish and had no idea what I
was trying to convey. I said my bag is not at the Aries baggage claim and all my medicine was
in it which I needed.  Some young Panamanian understood and translated then she told him
where the Aries office was behind the scenes.
I thanked him and started going down all these dark corridors behind the ticket desks until I
came up to a locked door with an Aries sign on it. I knocked and prayed at the same time
until one man answered and invited me in. I explained everything and he requested my claim
slip. He recognized it immediately and said yes I have your bag. I almost kissed him. Then he
took me back through Customs.   I had to leave my passport and get a special pass to enter the
baggage area. There he unlocked a holding room and there was my bag. I was so relieved.
        I paid $30 for a taxi and I checked into the Mar Mar that had Internet access. It cost
$38.50 and I assumed it was an upscale establishment. It was not. There was no shower head
on the shower, no knobs to control the Air Conditioner, no access to the pool on the roof,
none of the Computers worked, no hot water, I couldn’t open the windows or even open the
drapes to see out. It was a dump and I paid for two days with my Visa.
      I went over and met Loney at Fernando’s.
Fernandos
Spike or Jim as his name turned out to be showed up with a friend from Santiago, Chili
named Michael. He spoke fluent English and flew around the world buying up beach property,
then designing and building or remodeling his own home He would then sell  it and move on.
He made good money and did it mostly by himself. Michael had just bought a small
motorcycle to get him around the backwater in search of property.


        Jim was saying that everyone in Panama could pick themselves up and be a success.
Lonnie said more than 36% never attend school and on $300 a month it is difficult to get
ahead even with a education the companies won’t pay much more. Jim kept talking how he
was poor and made a life but Loney pointed out that that was in the states. Then Loney was
talking about his wife and daughter in Panama. They were gassed with a drug that puts you to
sleep, robbed of everything in the house, and awoke the next day without any knowledge of
what happened. The police were of no help. He put a sign in the neighborhood advertising a
$500 reward but only one person called and he said it was his brother. The police thought it a
Vendetta against his brother but wanted to arrest him to show they were doing there job.
Loney wouldn’t press charges then the police came and requested they give him the reward
money since they worked so hard on the case and get paid next to nothing.
      Michael said if Loney didn’t like it in Panama, why doesn’t he move instead of
complaining? Loney has been here 5 years and loves it. He was just explaining to Jim how
corruption and the system make it difficult for everyone. He owns a three bedroom house, is
married and has a daughter. Michael pissed him off and for a minute I thought Lonnie was
going to hit him but Michael choose to move before he did. Loney told Jim he knew nothing
about Panama and stormed off to eat.
        Michael picked up Marji from Senegal, Africa. A very attractive intelligent prostitute and
though I saw him around ,he didn’t join us for a couple of nights.
Then Orlando and Fernando join us. They graduated from Balboa Catholic High School in
Panama City back in the ’60s. They grew up together and were like brothers. They both had a
good education and spoke fluent English so left Panama right after graduating. Fernando
joined the Navy and was in Vietnam during the end of the war. Orlando had joined the Army
around the same time but never got sent to Vietnam. They were retired now after living in
Monterrey, California, Germany, and different parts of the world for the last 35 years. We
enjoyed a great conversation. They were very charismatic and intelligent. Orlando gave up
drinking and smoking years ago and is Fernando’s designated driver. Orlando knew a
musician in Phoenix called Young Ocean. He plays hip hop, rap and that thing but asked me
to say hello if I saw him.
        They left when Julio, a English teacher from Venezuela introduced himself and asked to
join us.  I think Julio, being obviously drunk, attracted the attention of the local street
prostitutes and within minutes there were three

Julio,Friends?and Fernando
of them sitting with us asking if we had wives or were alone, what hotel, etc. I got out of there
and despite my suggestion, Julio was Kissee face with them like a kid in a candy store.


        My Second day in Panama City was pretty uneventful. I did manage, after visiting 3
Internet Cafes to find one that would fax out my Mother’s taxes. It took over an hour on this
antiquated fax machine and $15 for 15 pages. I have no idea if they were ever received at
Shangri La where I live. Tomorrow I will find out. I did book a flight and a room in David but
got my dates screwed up and am leaving on the 22 of February but don’t have a room in
David until the 23rd. All hotels and hostels are booked solid.
        I will not stay in this dump I’m at anymore .   I decided to return to the place I stayed
before, but they were booked.   I got a room at the Acapulco
next door for my last two days for $33 and am moving tomorrow.


        After dinner I stopped at Fernando’s and saw Tony from Chicago. He had befriended
Kyle from Seattle, a Fresh water fish Biologist that is a Scuba diver and a big fan of “South of
the Border” countries. He has also been to Laos , Cambodia, Thailand as well as Mexico ,
Nicaragua , Costa Rica and arrived yesterday to Panama. Kyle is taking a language course in
Spanish at Anita’s Hostel where I stayed the first week. Anita’s was full this time of year so he
is staying at the Acapulco.   Tony talked about all his women and sounded like the braggart
David that I met in Cartagena the last night. He finally went over to the casino and Lonney
showed up for a beer before dinner. He left then Julio, the Venezuelan school teacher I met
last night arrived. We introduced everyone and talked about teaching. Julio has a Master’s
Degree in Venezuelan Literature and teaches at a University for high school graduates that
can’t afford an education. It was set up by Hugo Chavez to give underprivileged students an
opportunity to get a higher education. He also teaches English in High School. He said that
before Chavez, he could barely afford a used car on his salary. He loved the American
expression, “Helluva” He made a point of giving us one of his teaching aides:
If Mrs. Zippy were to wear Miss Zouris new dress, what would Dela Wear.
I’ll ask her.
Mississippi. Missouri, Alaska
        His wife showed up along with his friends that were on a 6 day tour. I had a photo in my
camera of him kissing a black prostitute the night before

Julio in Lustbut kept it to myself.
Jorge, his neighbor arranged their tour for a cheap price.   Jorge was on his way to the casino
to meet some of the local girls. He had been to Singapore and pretty much around the world,
yet he spoke no English. Julio’s met his wife in college back in the ’70’s and after 10 years of
dating , married and have 3 children. His daughter is 24 studying law, his 18 year old boy is
in the University to be a Mechanical Engineer and his other son at 17 is preparing for college.
All speak fluent English because he and his wife started them when they were young children.
He also has three other young children he raises that belonged to his adopted sister. She had
a rare Brain cancer and died so they took the children in. He said none of this would have
been possible without Hugo Chavez and the changes he made his 9 years as President. He
pays $1 a gallon for gas and now drives a new economy car. He has been to Bogota and did
his Thesis on Corruption in Government. We all exchanged emails, book titles and movies to
see.
        I went home but on the way to the hotel the hooker that was trying to get Julio in bed last
night stopped me to ask if I am available. I told her no and then she asked for $2 which I gave
her to buy a soda or something while she waited for her next trick on the patio. She spoke
good English and had said she lived in Flushing, N. Y. a few years ago.
        Kyle and I met for breakfast the next morning then took off for Costa Viejo and went to
both the History Museum
(a joke) and then to the Canal Museum
that was rather nice. The problem with the Canal Museum was they never mentioned the
almost 70 years the 33rd Infantry Regiment was stationed along with other troops from the
USA in over 10 different forts all over the Canal Zone and the contribution they made during
and after WWI and WWII. They only showed the history of the building, giving most of the
credit to the French.  The big theme was about Panama’s taking back the canal from President
Carter in a Treaty he signed in the ’70’s and became official in 1999.


        We left and stopped at the Café that I visited before.

Kyle studying the local architecture.
  We walked to the Plaza Francia
, the old Church
and the neighborhoods around the area.   



We took a taxi that dropped me at the hotel, so I could transfer over to the Acapulco, and took
him to his Spanish lesson on the other side of town.


        I checked in and unpacked took a shower and put on clean clothes. I had been wearing
the same shirt and shorts for the last two days because I refused to unpack anything in that
filthy joint I had been staying at. Now I felt like a new person.  I then then meet Loney and his
wife Marcia at Fernando’s .  She was sharp and very classy. She had spent a month is Spain
and traveled a little of Central America. Tony showed up then Kyle. Loney and Marcia left
then Michael arrived with his girlfriend from Senegal.  He brought his laptop and was showing
us homes he had built or remodeled on a slide show.  Nice places near the beaches of the
world.  Kyle and I when to dinner.  It was night to sleep in a real hotel room that night.
     I was to meet Kyle at the Plaza Francia for lunch but he didn´t make it.  I took some photos
San Jose Church 1675
and browsed the shops then had a great Pizza with the best coffee
in the world and a Chocolate Torte to end it. 
Cost me $2 for this Photo and you
get a copy FREE!  Notice the beaded ankles and the sarong. Enjoy!
I bought a few expensive souveniers       
Slave Labor


for all my friends then returned to an Internet station in hopes of getting a room in David for
my first night before checking in to the Purple Hostel.


    I flew out of Panama City

to David the next morning.

PANAMA CITY TO CARTAGENA COLUMBIA

Despite my lack of sleep I managed to stay awake after breakfast and the help of 3 Cappuccinos.  While I was waiting at the gate, I asked a gentleman if he was going to Cartagena and will the electric be the same as in Panama City.  He misunderstood me and said it was 220V or I misunderstood him.  Either way, I felt I now needed an adapter.  Frantically I started going through the Duty Free Digital shops trying to find one.  Finally there was an adapter but it was $130 and have two I paid $50 each for at home (of course).  I thought it best to wait until I arrived and find out for sure.
The plane was supposed to leave at 10:30 but 10:30 came and went without anyone from
Aries-Aero at the desk.  I checked the departures and all the planes, except mine,had left
already.  It was still listed and the Gate was the same so I started asking people if they were
also taking the flight.  They were but were at a loss as to why no one was there.  Eventually a
Clerk showed and apologized for the delay.  All 10 of us boarded another two prop puddle
jumper and headed for Columbia.
The seat wouldn’t recline and I couldn’t sleep so spent my time playing Sudoku when the
steward came by with a meal for us!  I was impressed.  The flight was only about an hour and
a half.  The plane appeared to be landing on the water when all of a sudden the tarmac came
up.  
The Airport reminded me of Panama City Airport.  The city looked like one big sprawl as we
were coming in.  I went through customs but when I came out there were no cabs, cars, or
buses.  The area was empty! I thought the strike had spread to Columbia but it turned out they
don’t allow anyone near the airport without security calling them in.   
Security was calling a cab for me when I realized I needed some Pesos.  The guard watched
my bag while I ran back in and changed $10 for 18000 Colombian Pesos.  The taxi picked me
up we left the Airport.  We turned the corner and there was Cartagena.
  It was identical to Panama City.  Huge hi-rises and hotels along the waterfront.  
My hotel was on the other side of the city along a Peninsula with a row of Hotels.  I was told
the ride would be $5 but when I gave him 10,000 Pesos he balked and asked for more.  I think
I paid him 15,000 Pesos and decided I better find out what the exchange rate was before I left
the hotel.  
Pietro Italian Hotel


The clerk asked me to pay for the first night and I stupidly gave her the Credit Card and told
her I wanted to pay for all four nights.  555,000 Pesos…or $292.  
The room was large, old and run down.  Everything worked O.K. and I even had a small
reading lamp that had a 75W bulb!  It was torn and crooked but worked.  There was the
paintings or copies of paintings that were streets of the old city I was to visit.  A plastic flower
arrangement covered in dust and faded with time. 
The water went down the sink clockwise so I knew I was in South America.
I was unpacking when someone knocked on my door.  I left the chain lock on and peeked out.  It was a waitress with three drinks for me.  I never ordered that and refused.  Then the phone rang to tell me that it was complimentary lime aide to thank me.  She returned and I tipped her because I felt guilty shutting the door in her face.
The streets were dark and poorly lit when I headed out to explore the nearby neighborhood. I
stopped into a Hotel next door to see how much there rooms were.  They had everything my
hotel had except Internet access and a restaurant.   It was $25 a night which was over $50
cheaper.  I could have saved $200 which would have subsidized my return plane fare!
       There were a lot of hawkers trying to get you to buy emeralds.  Quite a few street beggars
and people that just have nothing. Though I find Cartagena a little better than Panama City,
the Barrios are BAD.  I took a cab to Viejo Centro.  The old city of Cartagena.
Old Cartagena


       I felt safe there because of all the tourist and police everywhere. It was beautiful and the
most of the restaurants were high dollar and high class. Except for almost getting run over by
a horse drawn carriage, I had no other mishaps.  The temperature here is cooler than Panama
with a lot less humidity.  Panama has to have special dehumidified Salt shakers or they give
you a miniature bowl with salt you pinch on your food.     
        There was a main square with lots of outdoor seating and different restaurants.

View from my table
  Every waiter wanted you at their table and pretty girls tried to get you to sit down.  I finally
gave in under the pain of hunger and had a really delicious Chicken and Mushroom pizza with
a jug of the house wine.  It was good and should have been for $30.  
I walked around a little but decided to take a taxi back to the hotel and catch up on my Puddle
Jumper Lag.
          The next morning I got on the Internet and finally got Mom’s taxes completed.  Now to
get them printed so I can fax them when I return to Panama. The hotel provides for a
breakfast buffet but by 9am it’s looking pretty beat up.  The coffee urn was never plugged in
and though they made it fresh it was cold by the time I arrived.  The fruit salad was picked
over little pieces floating in juice at the bottom of the bowl.  A cook actually prepares some
scrambled eggs for me to go with my watered down juice and cold coffee.  
        Two o’clock rolled around and Mary’s Tours picked me up for a City tour.  We drove to the
top of a mountain in a Chiva. 
Check out the Painting
It’s an open air bus painted with all kinds of scenes and colors.  They are decorated with bells
and whistles and very Festive.   The MC
Our Guide
spoke in English and Spanish as we were full with people from the US, Chile, Colombia, and
parts of South America.  We stopped to see the Old Shoes.

Comfortable Old Shoes
I sat with Paul and his beautiful Spanish girlfriend. 

Marianna and Paul
He was from San Francisco and I think she was Colombian.  They were traveling around and
leaving for some Island Beach resort.  He spoke fluent Spanish and was very congenial , as was
she.  
       The driver showed us around our neighborhood then drove into the city along the water
then up this narrow mountain road
Tin Shack…Million Dollar
Dreams
to a convent overlooking the City. 
We did a tour of the Convent,
that was built in 1604 then headed back
pilgrimage to the convent
for a tour of this fort built by the Spanish. 
That was quite a hike
and they took us through narrow long, dark tunnels
This is dark , as there is no
light…my flash illuminated it.
up to the parapets. 
We would stop along the way for a brief lecture and for David to rest. One of the lectures was
about the fact that Cartagena has mostly salt water and very little fresh water.  That is why, he
warned us, we should NOT drink the tap water.  Now I find out!  Maybe I’ve survived because
I only drink it with Rum?  The hotel coffee will kill me first.  They make a large pot with a
pound of coffee, then when its empty they just pour some more hot water over the grinds.  The
first pot is Killer the the second is next to Killer!
      We then headed into the Craft Shops at the Old City but never got to see much before a
mandatory stop at the Emerald Cutting factory. I noticed a colorfully dressed Black woman
with this basket on her head.  I called Paul over to ask her what she was selling.  It turned out
to be different types of coconut candies. One made with molasses another with a nut topping,
all very sweet.  I took a photo of her basket and she wanted money.
She is keeping the flies away from the candy
  If I had taken a photo of her, I would have given her money.  I said, “If I took a photo of our
bus, was I supposed to give the driver money?”  They really try to get your money, anyway they
can.
    When we arrived at the Emerald factory, I kept chiding Paul that he could get a better deal
on emeralds for Marianna if he bought them my the dozen.  He kept shoeing me away?  We all
got to pick a number and one of our lucky women won an emerald.  After much oohing and
ahhhing everyone started breaking out their Credit Card to appease there wives and we entered
the SHOW room. 
    I ran out the door and headed for the beach before it got dark. 
We were close enough to my hotel and I did want to take a few photos. On the way to the beach
I noticed a young women wearing a leg prosthesis exposed and crutches trying to find anything
of any value on the ground.  She yelled over to get my attention but she already had it.  I gave
her a dollar and she thanked me.  Such a big shot I am.  Me complaining about a mosquito bite
that I thought could be Dengue and a toothache that eventually went away after taking
Ibuprofen like candy. 
    When I was returning to the room I noticed an Internet Station and asked about printing
from the computer.  They directed me down the street and at another location I found a man
that said he could do that.  I vowed to return and went back to the room to freshen up for
dinner.
    I ate at Pietro’s in the Hotel and order a Fillet Mignon. It was not a Fillet but was a good 12 oz
steak that came with Fresh French Fries on the side and sat in the middle of a beautiful hand
painted plate with salad on the left with green pepper and salad on the right with red pepper so
Pietro got his Italian Red, White, and Green in the order of the Italian flag.  A nice touch I
thought.  I do think his prices are closer to Roma than Cartagena but the whole meal with wine
and tip was $25.  That was better than the Pizza I had the night before. My waiter was trying to
practice his English and I my Spanish.  I will eat here again.


A little aside about Colombia.


Colombia


The problem with Colombia is everyone has an army. You have the mine owners with their
separate armies, the cocaine dealers with their armies, the rebels on the right and the left with
their armies and of course, the Colombian government with their army. Alliances between
these disparate groups shift like sand in an hourglass.
The rebels are only in it for the money. They have no real agenda and will extort money from
the miners, cocaine dealers or locals. Occasionally, they will enter a town and rape and murder
just because they can. The Colombian Government will eventually arrive but will not chase the
rebels into the jungle.
The cocaine dealers contended this war was hurting their business and needed to stop. It’s kind
of scary when the drug dealers have more sense than the mine owners. Anyway, the drug
cartels attempted to broker a peace but all sides could not agree. Finally, a few years ago, the
Archbishop and all sides reached a peace settlement and the area is now relatively quiet
compared to the Emerald War days. Security still rules this dangerous place.


Emerald Congress
During the conference, Victor Carranza, Colombia’s emerald czar, was arrested by the
Colombian military. He was charged with organizing a right-wing death squad. Carranza, 63,
owner of the Muzo and Cosquez emerald mines, was the main organizer of the event. More
than 600 emerald miners and 200 gemologists attended. Due to the present recession in
Colombian emeralds, the Colombian gem dealers agreed only to treat their emeralds with
cedar-wood oil or Gematrat. This agreement will expire after the GIA publishes its long
awaited research report on emerald treatments.
Emerald Production Today
The vast majority of emeralds today are from the Muzo and Cosquez mines. Both of these
mines are known for their green-yellow colors. Cosquez now accounts for 60-85% of today’s
production. Most of this production is cut into squarish emerald cuts.
Most of the production at Muzo is taking place in underground shafts. Miners use pickaxes
and drills and load the black shale onto ore carts, then haul it to the surface for cleaning and
sorting.
There are several open tunnels at Cosquez. The material where emerald is found is gray shale.
The tunnels are filled with 1/2 foot of water and the ceiling is so low you have to crouch.
Collapses are common.
Chivor is the other main mining district in Colombia. In 1996, a Canadian company, Chivor
Emerald Corporation, Ltd. bought an 80% stake in the mine. The new company uses
computers and modern mining methods to search for rough emerald. Its software plots
mining moves with three-dimensional diagrams. They have only found about $250,000 worth
of stones so far. These stones tend to be longer emerald cuts and green-blue in color. The one
advantage to these stones is that they are cleaner than the goods from Muzo and Cosquez and
sometimes do not require oiling.
Nearly Half of Colombians Want To Leave
According to recent poll by Reuters, nearly half of all Colombians would like to start a new life
abroad because of rampant violence and the deteriorating job situation at home. The
telephone survey showed 45 percent of those questioned would like to leave the country and
more than 33 percent said the United States would be their first choice of destinations.
Among those who said they would like to leave Colombia, 38 percent said they would do so
for “economic and professional reasons”. Colombia’s National Statistics Department said
urban unemployment had reached 14.5 percent, the worst level in 10 years. About 33 percent
said they would leave the country to escape insecurity and violence. Colombia is one of the
most violent countries in Latin America with more than 25,000 homicides and 1,800
kidnappings last year. It also has the oldest and largest guerrilla forces in the hemisphere and
US officials and Western diplomats estimate the rebels now have De facto control of at least
40 percent of the country. Three-quarters of those polled said the overall situation in Colombia
was getting worse, with only 7 percent saying it was improving.
    Where are the safe places?
    How much risk is there for expats?
    The Secretary of State has designated three Colombian groups, the Revolutionary Armed
Forces of Colombia (FARC), the National Liberation Army (ELN), and the United Self-Defense
Forces of Colombia (AUC), as Foreign Terrorist Organizations. These groups have carried out
bombings and other attacks in and around major urban areas, including against civilian
targets.. Terrorist groups have also targeted critical infrastructure (water, oil, gas, electricity),
public recreational areas, and modes of transportation.
During the past two years, incidence of kidnapping and other violent crime has decreased
markedly in most urban centers, including Bogota, Medellin, Barranquilla, and Cartagena.
    Petty crime is prevalent in cities, especially in the vicinity of hotels and airports. Theft of
hand luggage and travel documents at airports is common, particularly at El Dorado
International Airport in Bogota.
    Violence occurs frequently in bars and nightclubs. Taking illegal taxis, which are sometimes
characterized by a driver and a companion and irregular markings, is dangerous. Travelers should not get into a taxi that already has one or more passengers. Travel by bus is risky. Attempts at extortion and kidnappings on rural buses are not unusual. In general, travel by road in rural areas is dangerous because of the kidnapping threat and activity by organized criminal groups. In no case should Americans travel by rural road at night.
    Criminals sometimes use the drug “scopolamine” to incapacitate tourists in order to rob them. The drug is administered in drinks (in bars), through cigarettes and gum (in taxis), and in powder form (tourists are approached by someone asking directions, with the drug concealed in a piece of paper, and the perpetrator blows the powder into the victim’s face). The drug renders the person disoriented and can cause prolonged unconsciousness and serious medical problems.
Another common scam is an approach to an obvious tourist by an alleged “policeman,” who says he wants to “check” the foreigner’s money for counterfeit U.S. dollars. The person gives the criminal money, receives a receipt, and the “policeman” disappears.



    Tomorrow I take a Chiva Rumba tour of the bars and the dance places in the City. That little
bit about scopolamine was told to me by a Panamanian.  If you take a lady home or go to her
place, she often requests you lick or suck her nipples…scopolamine will put you out for two
hours while she steals you blind and throws you out in the street or leaves you.   St
Christopher protect me!
    It pays to rise early.  I did get first pick of the buffet this morning and had a great breakfast..
.except for the coffee.  Today was time to print the taxes out.  I arrived at the Internet Station
to discover their printer was broke!  There is a conspiracy to ruin my vacation.  The clerk
recommended another place down the street and guess what?  I printed everything perfect and
was out in an hour.  It did cost me $14 but I didn’t care.  I wanted to return to fax the
documents to the States but that was asking too much.  Their international connection was
down.  I don’t have a number to fax to yet.  Time is running out as Mom has to have all this
into the assessor by March 1…less than two weeks.  I was returning to the hotel when I noticed
The “Juan Valdez Cafe”. 
There is a Juan Valdez…or someone with brilliant marketing skills.  I deposited my papers in
a safe place and took off to have lunch in the Old City.


    It was one photo opportunity after another.  The Old City is truly a World Heritage Site. 
To stay within the wall, you need to be one of the World’s millionaires or a Drug Lord. 
      My camera almost burned up from taking some many photos so fast.  


    
Fish Market
I did find a local joint for a light lunch and after deciding against the soup a sandwich with
lime aide sounded good.  I noticed the waiter go outside the restaurant and return with my
lime aide.  It was fresh and good.  It was quite a while before I realized everyone was getting
served except me.  They were all eating the soup.  The waiter caught my look and then ran
outside again returning from next door with my sandwich. 
It appears they contract with the vendors to provide certain items on the menu then pick them
up and serve their customers with the items.  No labor costs and the restaurant just charges
you more for eating at a table verses standing outside on the street.  It’s a win win. 


       I don’t know what my sandwich was but it looked like a Freshly baked Sub Roll and that was
all I recognized.  The filling was like a sloppy Joe but chunks of an unidentifiable meat, some
sauce, peppers, onions and lettuce.  I ate it and said a prayer. 
    Juan Valdez was called so I returned to have a Latte.  He wasn’t there but the Manager took
care of me.  There are hundreds of these in Colombia and as far as Armenia.  Three or four are
located in the U.S. on the East Coast.  I thought a Siesta was in order before my night out on the
town in the Chiva Rumba.
    It is now 8:45 p.m. and I’ve seen 4 Chivas pass but none stop.  I’m ready to give up this idea of
a 62 year old traveling on a bus with a bunch of drunks visiting Discos when the man shows up
for me. I saw this on PBS one evening and it looked like fun. Well it is if you Speak Spanish.
Now I get aboard with all Spanish speaking people.   
      Our lady Host for the night started out by standing up in her seat and wiggling her ass to the
beat then called on all the women, row by row to do the same. Show us your asses! I was
enjoying the spontaneity when she announced all the men now have to do the same starting with
me. I haven’t even finished my first Rum and Coke when it was my turn.  I understood that! We
all had a good laugh.
    Later the “Tony Cummins”
M/C started berating me while he was trying to get everyone to do Ole Ole Ole…and I was
looking out the open door trying to take a photo.  He pointed out that I was thee only Gringo on
the bus and please excuse me.  I turned to see everyone looking at me and laughing and I though
t how it was when Tony did the same to people that didn’t understand the English language at
the Dubliner.  I laughed with them.  Those of you that don´t know Tony, I´m sorry but I can´t
describe him, you have to witness him.
    Later I met another Gringo that spoke Spanish.  His name was David and he lived in Miami. 

David from Miami…notice the cross.
He had been all over Central and South America as well as Spain.  He helped me out a lot.  I was
definitely in the Minority…thought everyone was very friendly and helpful….filling my drink
again and again.  On an empty stomach I was feeling the punch.


    We did a brief tour around the area then pulled up beside another Chivas along the way. 
Who could yell loudest,etc.  Then we stopped in Old Cartagena for a walk about and the band
joined us.
Band on Break
After that we ended up at a Disco on the Ocean when the other David got ripped off by the
waiter and left.  It was a tourist trap. I met a couple from Santiago, Chile that had been on the
previous tour with me of the City.  We talked on the beach for a while in broken Spanglish.
Then I joined the crowd but wanted to dance.  No solo Senoritas so I took a cab back. 


     It was only 11:30 pm so I went down the street to a local bar. Stopping at the corner bar, I
asked for a Rum and Coke and got a beer. Better brush up on my pronunciation.  There I met
Peter and Thomas from Stuttgart. 
David, Thomas and Chef Peter
      Peter turned out to be a Chef, want to be Restaurant owner, that was opening his own
place when he returned to Germany. Thomas worked on computers and each year the two of
them plan an extended vacation somewhere in the world. They have traveled extensively in
South and Central America. I bid them good night and returned to my room.


        I don’t think I would return to Colombia unless I came with someone the next time. 
        It took a while to recover from the Rumba Tour. I had breakfast, I think, then returned to
bed until 1pm.
        The Internet connection wasn’t working so I couldn’t call Mom or get any emails. I went
to four Internet stations hoping to at least check my email and book a room in Panama. All
were closed and it appeared the Main Internet Provider for the country of Colombia was down.
    Walking along the street, I noticed a lot of the vendors carry their wares in a basket they
balance on their head. They all had great posture. I was looking for David, the man I met on
the Chiva to see if he wanted to have dinner. Finally I went to a street Café for a Colombian
dinner that turned out to be a breakfast.
    The Platter consisted of a big hunk of bacon. Like 4 slices but not sliced and cooked well.
There was a Chorizo, Rice, Hilago (well done liver ground into a powder that resembled grey
awdust) Beans, Tomato, Onions, Avocado, Fried Banana, all topped with a Fried Egg. I ate it
all and it was pretty good!
        I returned to the hotel to see if the Internet was up and running? It was not. On the way
downstairs, I saw David coming up with a beautiful Colombian lady. He left the Disco last
night a little pissed off because the waitress short changed him and went into town. After a
few more drinks, he fell into a hole on the dimly lit street but made it home. I had dinner so
asked if he wanted to join me for a beer? He said he may be over in a while but judging by the
looks of his lady, I doubt it.
    I returned to the same corner café for a beer and ran into David from Oklahoma and another
guy from Northern California. Both only met the day before but spoke
 some Spanish and share a love for the local women scene.  David lived in Cuba for 3 years,
Brazil for almost a year, Peru for a while and Columbia is his favorite.  He has been to Cali,
Bogota, Medillen, and Cartagena.  He spends about 3 months a year in the US.  The other man
leaves Northern California for 6 months a year when the weather is cold. He has been all over
Central America and parts of South America.  He loves the women too but treats them with
more respect then the loudmouth Oklahoman who was rude and arrogant.  He yelled at the