GALICIA…SANTIAGO

I entered Santiago late in the afternoon with no map and found a place to park. That was a miracle considering the time of day and the traffic.  I noticed a hotel so asked directions of the front desk clerk for the address of the Maycar. It was the next street over…how lucky.  The desk clerk at the Maycar informed me that the Hotel was full and no rooms were available. I explained I had a reservation and he showed me my room.  The car park was right up the street but was not affiliated with the Maycar and when I investigated, I discovered it was full.  I returned to my car and bought a two hour ticket to park there while gathering my luggage and hiking back to the Maycar. After unpacking and settling in, I found the Car Park had available parking so returned to move my car but it was blocked by another.  I noticed a man watching the park and asked if he was the car that was blocking me and he was.  I then went over but couldn’t get in the driver’s side as the door was blocked by the car next to me. The only opening was  on the driver’s side and to unlock the other doors, you had to push an unlock button that was unreachable in the center of the dashboard.  I finally managed to reach around to the back door and unlock it from the inside, thereby unlocking all the doors.  I then went to the passenger side while the man moved his car and was patiently waiting for me to move so he could park there.  Three other cars were now behind him anticipating the same spot when I left.  A crowd was gathering to see if I was going to get over the center shift and into the driver’s seat.  What a drama. I did and made it to the car park before if filled back up, found a place then returned to the hotel. 

I AM IN THIS PHOTO


I walked around the town, taking pictures and noticing the whole town was like one big Cathedral.  Churches and pilgrims everywhere.  It was divided between the old town and the new town.  Santiago is very beautiful and sits on a mountain so it was all up and down hill.  I returned to the hotel around 10:30 and retired for the evening.

Getting up around 9am I had some coffee in the cafeteria then ventured out again to visit the St James Cathedral where all the pilgrims go to receive their certification that they completed the trip.  It was enormous. Pilgrims were everywhere.  They were mixed with tourists and were a variety of young and old but it looked like a Sierra Club convention.  I never saw so many healthy looking non-smokers gathered in one place.  They were an advertisement for Travel Smith, Columbia, Lands End, Timberline, etc.  Nothing but the finest in shoes….hiking that is. I washed down some local cheeses and bread with and excellent wine then returned for a siesta.

I ventured out to Old Town and ran into a Spanish Bagpipe band with Drums and settled in for an Empanada and some Beer.  Took some photos and toured the Old Town one more time.  I discovered a beautiful restaurant called the Derby that was founded in 1929.  Lots of Art Deco and good wine served with some Mussels Ceviche. I returned for the night and arose for my usual Desayuno?  I was going to return to the same restaurant but discovered another that served Chocolate and Churros.  I ended up having a Coffee Chocolate Cappuccino and the famous Tartes de Santiago instead. Then packed and left Santiago with no problem. 

 I took the main route out of town toward Benavente.  

GALICIA…LA CORUNA

       I did get an hour then checked out for the Metro to Athocha Station to pick up the car.  The Metro closed because of an accident.  Police were everywhere as they suspected a terrorist attack. Meanwhile I had lugged my stuff down flights of stairs , paid my ticket and had to return to take a taxi to Atocha station. I was first up but lost three taxis to more aggressive people.  It is like I imagine NYC to be.  I’m not one to fight for a taxi or anything else.  Too old and I don’t really care.  Got the taxi and arrived to finally find the Euro Car office closed.  They had moved to a new location  and after spending a hour and being misdirected by three different people, I finally found it.
Euro Car checked me in and assigned me a five speed Renault but when I went to pick it up, it was blocked by another car so I had to return to the office and stand in line again to get someone to move the car.

          I had to drive though the center of Madrid and up the Grand Via through football traffic.  Everyone’s horn was honking and of course I thought it was at me. I took two wrong turn so I had to do a circle…two actually. I had hoped to spend some time in East Madrid which was the home of Cervantes.  The suburb is a very nice village and near the Arc of Espana, which I drove by.  I had a hell of a time trying to get the car in reverse at the first rest stop I ate at. After entering A6 and traveling for a couple hours in sometimes congested traffic, I ended in Astorga after trying to find a hotel in Leon…but another football match stopped that. I didn’t check in until 6pm and was lucky to find a room at the Delfin Hostal where I opted to stay there then visit Astorga in the morning. 

           While I was driving and searching for a radio station, I noticed I had a CD player and remembered going into Avila with my Spanish friend listening to the Beatles Classic Album.  He wasn’t even born when these songs were popular.  I thought how nice it would be to hear the same in my car while driving through the Spanish Alps.  I saw a CD of the Beatles at the Hostel so purchased it.  I met Pedro and Antonio at the bar, then I had dinner and now am getting ready to find out who wins the Madrid football match and get some sleep.  A few dreams went by before I was informed that Madrid Real won…but really don’t know yet .
The next morning while driving into Astorga I realized the CD I bought was a Spanish band with their own version of the Beatles.  An Album called Chill Out with the Homemade Beatles.  Most of the band were all women and it was all Beatles songs with a Salsa beat.  They also have Chill Out Opera’s done with a salsa beat.  I made a note to give the Album to Andree for her rock children as a gift. Astorga was a very Spanish town. It is morning in Astorga and after having a sponge bath and breakfast of a roll, Juice and coffee…

I’m off for a photo shoot of Astorga then on to La Coruna to find a room for two days. The Camino ,that the Pilgrims walk, has some of the best cathedrals in most of the major towns, Astorga included. Leon is another. I visited the Chocolate Museum and the Chocolate Boutique.

 There is a lot of Gaudi influence in the town.  Some of the homes, city buildings, lamp posts, and the Cathedral.
It was around noon as I drove out of town heading to Ferrol, in the far North,  for some coffee con leche and a break from the driving.  It is only a short distance from La Coruna. I took some photos and left.  It looked interesting on a point overlooking the ocean but mostly condos and sailboats.

I returned the way I came and arrived in La Coruna.  This whole area is Galicia.  Settled by the Celts and very rich in history and beauty. I thought Coruna was going to be like Ferrol when I first saw it but after struggling with the traffic around the port area, I actually found a parking spot so decided to look for a hotel. After a short walk, I discovered an Irish bar named…the Dublin, of course.  This had to be a place for good info.  I asked the bartender but the only English he spoke was Pint?  He found another, who could have been the owner, to assist me.  The other, who could have been the owner, consulted with a few people, drew a map and recommended MayCar Hotel.  I walked and walked until I found it and checked in for 2 days when I discovered the price (including free Wi-Fi and parking) to be 39 Euro.  It was located right in the center and close to everything.  Oh, did I tell you the Pint of Guinness was 3 Euro!  That is the cheapest I’ve had.  I paid up to 7 Euro in most places.  I checked in and got an email from Gredos, the school I just attended, with all the emails of both the Spaniards and the Anglos.  I entered them in my Google Book then emailed them to tell them I was in La Coruna.

        Ignacio emailed me back recommending the Maria Pita Plaza and told me what a wonderful experience I was in for.  Eduardo, who lives here didn’t even mention how great his city was.  I had to hear it from a Valencian. I skimmed my emails but it was getting late by my standards…almost 7:30pm.  I took off to the park along the waterfront, took some pictures and was checking my map to find the plaza when a Senior, offered to assist me.  I thanked him and found the Square which was quiet for a Sunday.  Of course no one goes out until 9 or 10 pm.  I ordered a beautiful pork sandwich on fresh made, delicious bread with a beer.  It was huge and seemed to grow bigger the more I ate of it.

A procession appeared from one corner of the Plaza with music so I quickly finished my 5 Euro meal and headed that way.  After many photos the procession , with priest, assistants, more assistants and half the town, left the Square and so did I.  The Dublin was calling.  I had to thank the man, who I think was the owner,  for his recommendation…didn’t I?  He wasn’t there…must have been the owner…so I told the bartender in my best Spanish to thank him. He nodded as if he knew what I was saying.  I then returned to the hotel to add to my journal.  It is ten o’clock now but still light out.  I am heading for the docks once again but on the other side of Coruna.  It is on a peninsula.
Instead, I died and fell asleep and arose quite refreshed.  The pigeons woke me once during the night.  I am up 7 stories so left the window ajar for fresh air but the pigeons perch with nests one more floor up and coo a lot! I closed the window and slept well the rest of the night.
My breakfast, while catching up on my emails, consisted of a muffin, two coffees, and a fresh squeezed juice all for 4 Euros.  This is really cheap in Spain. Normally two coffees is 5 Euro.  I feel like I won the free holiday on The Price is Right.  Every time I give them money they give me money back! Wow.  I emailed Eduardo for lunch tomorrow and am off to the tourist bureau to find out what other goodies came with the prize.

My second breakfast, at the Manhattan Café, costs around 10 Euros. The Manhattan is in the center and shaped in a circle with glass on all sides so wherever you sit, you can look out at the world going by.  There are patios outside and all the customers seemed to be well heeled Spaniards dressed in their finery.  Some retirees sipping their coffee and reading the equivalent of the Wall Street Journal while checking the stock reports . My waiter was in his 70’s and wore a tuxedo as did all the waiters. I ordered the Eggs a la Cubana,  fresh orange juice and coffee.  I got a plate with two eggs, some rice(plain white), a fried banana, some bread and salsa  (ketchup).  The eggs were right out of the chicken but fried and served up as are ALL eggs cooked in Spain with the exception of some scrambled with potatoes or baked like a frittata or omelet…the latter is know as the Spanish Omelet and bears no resemblance to our Spanish Omelet.  I had to flag the waiter to request salt and pepper but only got salt.  It was too much effort to try and get him to bring the pepper, so I let it go in favor of eating my meal before it got any colder. You will not find Salsa in Spain and nor will you find spicy hot sauces or peppers.

Walking down to the port area I noticed La Coruna is largely Spanish.  There are few tourists other than Spanish and that suits me fine.  I didn’t feel as though I had to watch my wallet or avoid certain areas.  A very safe and friendly city.  They have an Opera house and many cultural activities and festivals.  The port was celebrating it’s One Hundred Years with pictures of the port at the turn of the Century.  It looked almost the same. The Old Town is very picturesque .  I took many photos and walked for over two hours before returning to the Hotel for my siesta. I skipped the Trolley ride around town and am planning to see a little night life tonight and have some seafood.

The manager of Maycar Hotel recommended El 10 in the Plaza Espana.  I visited the Dublin on the way but on arriving I discovered the restaurant was closed and didn’t open until 9pm so wandering around I discovered the Bar David. 

Perfect but when I entered I noticed the Spaniards were drinking something  out of  a vase like Saki. I ordered a beer but my curiosity got the better of me and I finally spoke my best Spanish and inquired as to what the hell was that.  It was wine brewed by Senior David. I told them I was Senior David and would like to try it.  After about 10 of Senior David’s wines I retired to eat Percebes at the El 10., a seafood restaurant.  By this time I knew everybody at the Bar David and really didn’t care. 
          I told the waiter that I wanted him to explain everything about eating the Percebes. They were shellfish only from Galicia and the fishermen had to wait while the waves came in to scrape the Percebes from the rocks.  They were like piss clams in Boston and did piss all over me before the waiter showed me how to suck them down.

All of a sudden my amigo from Gredos showed up at the door after calling the hotel and trying to get in touch with me. We drank lots of wine and ate lots of Percebes then left to go back to the Bar David. Ramon the  bartender said that I spoke good Spanish and after Eduardo told them our story and he conferred that I told the same. Sando returned and we all had a drink before I returned with Eduardo to my Hotel. It was 1:30 am when we departed and I was thankful for the siesta. 
         We promised to send photos and now I am on getting ready to leave for Santiago with tears in my eyes. He is also separated from his wife. In Spain you have to be separated one year before a divorce but he has been separated two years. It is only important if you want to get remarried and he doesn’t want that so it’s not important to get the final divorce.  He said it was much the same in Ireland.
I love El Caruna and all the people in the village and will return here when I return to Spain. No better place!  It was late when I retired. That home make wine was potent.  I know we stopped for Octopus and more drinks then again at the Dublin for last call. I awoke at 10am had coffee while checking my emails then packed and checked out at noon. 

       I lucked out and found the rode to the North Coast and Muxia, my first destination, without every looking at the map.  I just follow road signs. It was a long and winding coastal mountain road that took much longer than I thought.  The Spaniards were passing me left and right. It was like the Indy 500.  I was starting to feel a little like Mario Andretti with my little 5 speed standard shift and big 1.2L engine!  The auto didn’t have Cruise Control…I was the Cruise Control. Cars were passing cars that passed them and then passed another with another coming. They all passed me. The road was bordered by the end of the earth on both sides with a few corners I thought might be my last. The few was idyllic country seaside villages with sandy beaches, sail boats and beautiful water.  I stopped in Muros and had an Octopus and Coffee.

I entered Santiago late in the afternoon with no map and found a place to park. That was a miracle considering the time of day and the traffic.  I noticed a hotel so asked directions of the front desk clerk for the address of the Maycar. It was the next street over…how lucky.  The desk clerk at the Maycar informed me that the Hotel was full and no rooms were available. I explained I had a reservation and he showed me my room.  The car park was right up the street but was not affiliated with the Maycar and when I investigated, I discovered it was full.  I returned to my car and bought a two hour ticket to park there while gathering my luggage and hiking back to the Maycar. After unpacking and settling in, I found the Car Park had available parking so returned to move my car but it was blocked by another.  I noticed a man watching the park and asked if he was the car that was blocking me and he was.  I then went over but couldn’t get in the driver’s side as the door was blocked by the car next to me. The only opening was  on the driver’s side and to unlock the other doors, you had to push an unlock button that was unreachable in the center of the dashboard.  I finally managed to reach around to the back door and unlock it from the inside, thereby unlocking all the doors.  I then went to the passenger side while the man moved his car and was patiently waiting for me to move so he could park there.  Three other cars were now behind him anticipating the same spot when I left.  A crowd was gathering to see if I was going to get over the center shift and into the driver’s seat.  What a drama. I did and made it to the car park before if filled back up, found a place then returned to the hotel. 

I AM IN THIS PHOTO


I walked around the town, taking pictures and noticing the whole town was like one big Cathedral.  Churches and pilgrims everywhere.  It was divided between the old town and the new town.  Santiago is very beautiful and sits on a mountain so it was all up and down hill.  I returned to the hotel around 10:30 and retired for the evening.

Getting up around 9am I had some coffee in the cafeteria then ventured out again to visit the St James Cathedral where all the pilgrims go to receive their certification that they completed the trip.  It was enormous. Pilgrims were everywhere.  They were mixed with tourists and were a variety of young and old but it looked like a Sierra Club convention.  I never saw so many healthy looking non-smokers gathered in one place.  They were an advertisement for Travel Smith, Columbia, Lands End, Timberline, etc.  Nothing but the finest in shoes….hiking that is. I washed down some local cheeses and bread with and excellent wine then returned for a siesta.

I ventured out to Old Town and ran into a Spanish Bagpipe band with Drums and settled in for an Empanada and some Beer.  Took some photos and toured the Old Town one more time.  I discovered a beautiful restaurant called the Derby that was founded in 1929.  Lots of Art Deco and good wine served with some Mussels Ceviche. I returned for the night and arose for my usual Desayuno?  I was going to return to the same restaurant but discovered another that served Chocolate and Churros.  I ended up having a Coffee Chocolate Cappuccino and the famous Tartes de Santiago instead. Then packed and left Santiago with no problem.

I took the main route out of town toward Benavente.  It was a half way stop to Madrid. It was not on the tourist map except for a four star Paramour that was a castle and too expensive for me.  I had tried to book a hotel there over the internet but when I checked in that morning they had not replied. I arrived in Benavente around 3 pm after checking out at around 12pm.  It was a beautiful country ride on a toll road.  I noted that there were no re tread tires cluttering the highway, trash of any kind was absent, and no signs that the Taylor family cleans this highway. When I arrived in town, I was looking for the hotel on the Calles de Peru but instead discovered the Hostal Presidio that was convenient so checked in for 25 Euros.  It looked a little shady but I was able to park out front for free and was leaving early for Madrid.  I just needed some sleep.  When I took my bags to the room, I was more than pleasantly surprised at a well appointed room with cable, A/C, a very clean room with the typical marble bath and double bed.  The TV was a flat screen wall mounted and the first I had seen in Spain.  This was not expected at all.  I charged up the computer and went downstairs to catch the local color.  They had an adjoining restaurant that was closed now for siesta.  There was a large patio area full of people enjoying coffee and the sunshine.  There were a lot of what appeared to be retired or out of work gentleman from Benavente enjoying Mus, Dominos, Chess, Solitaire, and the Slot machines…only 2 of them.  I sat at the bar and met a young man drinking a strange drink so ordered one from the barmaid who turned out to be his girlfriend.  He was waiting for her to get off work and playing the slot machines.  They are losers and everywhere in Spain.  He looked like Colin Ferrell.  We chatted a bit but no one spoke any English in Benavente.  I had a few beers and retired for a nap.
I awoke and went downstairs for my Café con Leche and there was Colin Ferrell still sipping a beer and looking like he had lost all his money at the Slot Machine and his girlfriend.  I said hello but he didn’t respond and I didn’t pursue it. I ventured out into the town without my camera and my sandals on.  That was a mistake. Benavente had come alive and was teeming with people out strolling.  Not one tourist was to be found in this village and nor was anyone that spoke English.  Benavente sit’s a top a Mountain and from the outskirts around the town, you can see for 5 to 7 miles in all directions.  Truly a breathtaking view all around.  I returned for my camera but decided to keep the sandals.
The villages in Spain, in general, all have town squares and large areas closed to unnecessary motorized traffic. This encourages the community to join each other in parks and squares to exchange pleasantries. When the shops reopen at 5pm, the people start meandering down to the square.  They stroll with their hands behind their backs, chatting with their children, spouses or friends along the way.  The evening is spent leisurely shopping , gossiping and visiting friends.  Young children greet each other with kisses on both cheeks. Old men, women and couples, with their canes and all dressed up, sit on park benches watching the world go by.  The one they once occupied and now watch from the sidelines.  Every other store appears to be a bakery or a shoe shop. The former all stocked with the same pastries as the other and none of them bake anything.  It is all delivered that morning by the same company in big boxes all frozen from Madrid. Occasionally I notice the beautiful, petite senorita walking along side of her father…until she turns and I realize she is a beautiful Senora and that is her husband or boyfriend.  Some are so small you think that it is a child. I’m going to try the restaurant here when they open around 9pm. Then bed down early for an early trip to Euro Rent a Car in Madrid.
I sipped a wine on the terrace at the bar and asked the waitress  when the restaurant opened . She replied at 9pm. So I waited till about 9:20 for them to open.  That is typical in Spain that the Spaniards are at least 10-20 minutes late but I wasn’t sure about the businesses. Then they told me that I was sitting in the wrong seat on the terrace and had to move over one in order to be served by the restaurant waitress.  I inquired as to the bill for the wine but she assured me it would be transferred to the restaurant bill.  I sat down along side of another couple staying at the Hostal and they were ordering off the Menu du Dias for 7.50 Euro.  I did the same but there was no printed menu.  The waitress recited it to me of which I understood nothing.  The starters, I heard Russa and understood that to be the Russian Salad which is loaded with potatoes and mayo. I choose the other. The entrée was Pollo and that I understood to be Chicken so immediately agreed to that choice acting like I knew what I was doing.  I was lost on the choice of desserts so settled for something that sounded really special.  To drink, I ordered the Red Table wine.  She brought a bottle of it for the other table and myself then walked away.  I noticed the other couple opening their own bottle. It just had a cork so I popped it and poured what tasted like red wine vinegar. Their first course arrived and it looked great.  Mine arrived and it looked like Dinty Moore Beef Stew on a plate with little beef and lots of peas and carrots.  There was a quarter of an egg thrown in for color? I think it was leftover from yesterday’s lunch.  I ate some as I was so hungry but it was very salty and the red wine vinegar wasn’t helping. It came out that evening at 2am faster than it went it!  Three things to worry about when traveling: theft, accident, and illness….if it does look or taste healthy, don’t eat it!  The second course arrived and it looked good.  A plump chicken that was nice and fresh when it was cooked…earlier that day for lunch.  It turned out to be dry and now the red wine vinegar was tasting good.  The French Fries that accompanied it were excellent as all are in Spain but I don’t eat French Fries.  As always there was no Catsup or seasoning…not even butter for the stale bread.  I thought I should have just told her to give me what the other Spanish couple had ordered but then I saw her bring them the chicken and didn’t feel so bad.  My fantastic desert turned out to be rice pudding.  Something I used to treat my 90 year old grandmother to when I took her out of the Nursing Home for lunch. The sunset was a beautiful Arizona one with the clouds just sitting in the sky and the colors turning from bright yellow to rose to crimson. I asked for the bill but she forgot the wine from the bar so I had to wait ANOTHER twenty minutes before I could retire to the room.  The other couple was just being served their rice pudding as I left. They drank the whole bottle of table wine and seemed to be smiling. Tomorrow is another Vagabond day.
The sun had risen and I was checked out .  When I arrived to load the car, A van was parked in front of it. It was a delivery truck from the bakery making it’s rounds.  The women driver had the key to all the bakeries and would leave the delivery inside the door. These were a chain of bakeries. After she left, I loaded up and was driving out of town when I noticed the Manhattan restaurant with the same design, logo, and colors as the one I ate at in La Coruna.  That was a chain also.  So much for the idea that all these little shops are Mom and Pop places.  People were hiking along side of the road on designated paths in the countryside taking their morning exercise.  It was remarkable the number of old people along with couple couples.  No one walked alone.  There were groups of women, then men and couples enjoying the fresh air and sunshine before their desayunos.
I made good time to Madrid and after stopping to fill up the rent a car tank, I managed to get through downtown Madrid traffic at lunchtime (no small feat) and park the car where I took it at the Atchocha station.  I was exactly on time.
I got off the Metro, checked in, ventured out to check my email and have lunch then siesta.  When I woke, I visited the Dubliners for Happy hour and had a Jack and Heineken.   I hung out at the Plaza Major for a while after having a real good but sweet Carmel Crepe at Mimi’s. 
Today I plan to visit the Sophia Contemporary Art Museum and stroll through the park. This evening is Tapas with the Anglos that will be attending San Zoilo in the province of Palencia. This is the oldest Romanesque building in Carrion de los Condes and was a much trafficked hospital on the Camino de Santiago for weary and sick pilgrims. The current structure dates from between the 11th and 16th centuries and has been completely restored to accommodate modern creature comforts.  The Way of St James, has been one of the most important Christian pilgrimages since medieval times and it has existed fro over 1000 years. Las Vigas, the restaurant at the monastery, uses the best of fresh seasonal produce being grown in the farm at the Monastery. Carrion de los Condes is a place where a traveler can eat like a king, rest with the tranquility of a monk, and have the fun of a villain.

MADRID…GREDOS…MADRID…GALICIA.

       I arrived in Heathrow at 11:30am the following day with little sleep and made Madrid around 1:30pm exhausted.  I had to take a bus to another terminal to visit Air Comet to see about getting a replacement ticket for Rome.  I lost mine and to replace it I had to make out a police report and then pay a fine so bought another ticket instead.  I then walked about 2 miles to the Metro and arrived at the Puerto del Sol and checked right in to my room around 3pm. Though I was tired I stayed up until 8pm.  I sat in a café sipping wine for an hour and watching the world go by then went to my favorite Irish Pub for happy hour.  4 Euros for a Imperial Pint of Heineken (Hiagain) and a short of Cutty Sark….best deal in Madrid.  I ordered a Ham and Cheese sandwich which was huge with fries. I ate half then packed the other half to go and gave the fries to a large group of Englishmen that were in Madrid to have a stag party for their buddy who was getting married. 8pm to bed and up at 11am!


          I walked around Madrid getting adapters for my computer then took the Metro to the Tapas meeting at 7 pm and drank a lot of Sangria.  9 pm I went to a café near my Hostel for 3 Rioja wines at the Cebulla and more Tapas but it started to rain….and rain…I put up the umbrella but it leaked and it was rivers of water.  My shoes, socks and pants were completely soaked when I arrived at the Irish Pub for a couple of Jack Daniels with Alan from Colorado…Pagosa Springs.   He legally teaches English and gets paid for it. Some young people were in traveling from Florida.  They had just arrived from Bologna, Italy.  We had a great time.  Alan told me where I could get Hash but I forgot then left only to get lost in the rain.  Arrived at the Hostel around 11 pm and took off the wet clothes and crashed.
It was raining when I left the Hostel at 7:30 to make the bus to Gredos.  I was early and the coffee shop was closed so we waited a half hour then had breakfast and got on the bus with only 4 Spanish people…I was last on so got to sit with them and entertain them the whole 3 hour trip while everyone else slept. Met Ellen from Washington , DC.  She was a writer and in Phoenix last week to get research on our Serial Killer for her book. I think she was planning a story on Vaughntown too.  All Spaniards got a through question and answer session from what kind of different Paellas there were and which was best to their every thought on every subject.  She did bribe us all with Ghirardelli Chocolate (70% Cacao) from San Francisco , Hershey’s Kisses from Hershey, Pa. and some really good exotic chocolate from Marshall Fields (now Macy’s) in Chicago.  This was all noted on a pad she carried wherever she went. Also met Beatriz from Puerto Rico that graduated from Syracuse University and has been working in Washington, D.C. for 11 years…and doing some work for FEMA. I think she was the only one that spoke fluent Spanish. Very beautiful and a great smile.
The first day there was a football match between Real Madrid and Barcelona so everyone went into town that evening and all the Anglos got the evening off.  Real Madrid won.

Orientation , Lunch and to the room …now siesta. Now FREE TIME…back to bed.  The room is beautiful as is the resort.  I wish I had brought a swim suit to use the pool and sauna.  The room has a Jacuzzi, Bidet, Mini Bar, Free internet access, Cable, etc. What can I say?

The group was around 12 Spaniards and 16 Anglos. Generally speaking the Spaniards tend to be a bit conservative. They aren’t afraid to get up and dance but aren’t gamblers and won’t try staying at Hostels when they travel.  They don’t really vacation far from home and when they do vacation, prefer nice hotel accommodations.  If and when they do travel abroad, they tend toward Spanish speaking countries like Mexico, Central and  South America.  Here they tend to display an air of superiority…kind like Americans traveling abroad. The younger Spaniards are more adventurous and like the idea of being a traveler not a tourist and do tend to take more risks.  

        Some general observations about the Spanish: They start work at 9am until 2pm when they have a two hour lunch.  This is more substantial than any other meal. This is the time they might have Paella. All meals usually consist of two entrees, one accompanied by a vegetable, and a dessert with wine, water and bread.  Olive oil is always put on the bread, sometimes with salt. Olive oil and vinegar are the only things they put on salad. No butter is served. If you order a mixed drink, after dinner drink or a wine, the waiter mixes or serves it with the bottle at the table. Sandwiches, croissants, toast or donuts are served with a knife and fork.  Lunch is usually two hours, then they break for a siesta, nap, or to run errands. Five O’clock they return to work until 7pm.  When work is finished they commute home or stop for beer and tapas with friends.  Then around 9 or 10 pm they eat dinner or go out for dinner until around 1am or 3-4pm on weekends.  When they don’t have to go to work they rise around 9 am or 10 am rather than the usual 8 am.  If you go out in the morning for coffee…forget it.  Weekdays nothing is open until around 9am and on weekends until 10 am.  This lifestyle reminds me of Larry Fanning’s.
           It is changing as Spain is becoming a huge economic success. They feed half of Europe from their hot houses in southern Spain with immigrants from Africa doing all the labor.  These hot houses are all made of wood and plastic and called the Sea of Plastic visible from satellite like the Grand Canyon or the Great Wall of China. Summer time in Spain is a change for corporations to change the Monday – Friday routine to 8:30am-4pm then send the employees home.  The Spaniards like this and believe it will eventually become the norm as Spain moves into the 21st century and the old ways end.   Shoes in Spain are very expensive.  A pair of Jap Flaps  could cost around $15 with more stylish ones going up to $50.  Shoes for men start on average of $150 to $300…average.  These are good leather and well made.
This is a socialistic society and come tax time the Spanish are asked to contribute to the Catholic Church.  They can opt to give their money to support social institutions if they prefer.  The Mormons have a very large church just outside of Madrid.  The Spaniards don’t take them too seriously but wonder why they trace EVERYBODY’S genetic origins, as if they will take over the world then slaughter all those they aren’t on their list.

I had plenty of free time but spent it on the internet or siestas.  I was asked to participate in a play but declined.  I did agree to do a presentation .  It was about SERVAS and I received a good response.  Not only did people say they would use SERVAS but  the MC Rob from Britain, wrote a song that night and presented it as a result of my inspiration.  Others made comments on a sheet of paper we all put on our backs…a final goodbye ..about how much they thought of me and the presentation. The Spanish had to do presentations also. It was required for them.  Rosa ( the married beauty that I fell in love with) did one on her pet Iguana her husband bought her and how to take care of them.  David K from Ireland got 8 Spaniards to do a River Dance production that he organized.

        We did a day tour of the town. 

Vivienne from near Cardiff, Wales had lost her luggage on one of her few trips outside of Wales and didn’t have any clothes but the ones she had on until the day before we left.  We had no problem recognizing her. She didn’t want to leave her passport at the desk when we checked in.  A little shy but not when it came to talking. Lovely person who collected all the tips for the service staff in a very efficient manor after she was volunteered by Rob.  She was a secretary or administrative something in real life.
         One evening we enjoyed an outdoor Spanish BBQ.

Christine, during one of our one on one sessions in which she spent the first 15 minutes complaining the Vaughnvillage main office on her cell phone about how her window wouldn’t shut and she felt she was getting shoddy service from the school for her $2200 dollars.  They hotel had fixed it, as she was afraid one of the wild cats on the grounds would enter her room in the night. The next day she was upset because it wouldn’t open and she couldn’t get any air.  She later called her friend in Galicia (Halithitha was the pronunciation I interpreted), to talk to me and invite me to meet with her on my trip there after school was over. Then she promptly left me on the cell phone with this women that spoke little English and me stumbling with my little Spanish while my hearing aide was screaming with feedback.  I was running around trying to find her while telling Kelem, the lady on the phone…uno memento por favor.  We had another one to one the day of departure at 10 am, the same time we were to be checked out of the hotel. Christine showed up to tell me she had to pack and would be right back…at 10:55!  

The morning we left, there was a ceremony to present the Certifications.  Christine was last one there for that too.  When Rob presented Tom Hancock from England his certificate, instead of hugging Rob, Tom forced a lip lock on him then turned to the audience after and pulled some gum from his mouth with an expression as if Rob had put it there.  It was set up I think but cute. Tom invited me, and I accepted to be a member of a great web site called “Face Book”.  When I signed up, it scans your email addresses and if there is a member in your address book it immediately identifies the person as your friend.  I had a SERVAS member listed from New Orleans that took me to lunch and taught me to dance Zydeco and my cousin’s son Eric who I just saw before leaving NYC.  
We returned to Madrid on Friday and a group was going to Rob’s apartment for a party but I wasn’t invited. I left with David K from Ireland.  He invited me to Dublin to stay with him. He recently bought a flat in Dresden of about 150 Sq meters or 450 Sq ft…like a Park Model. He was 70 and we took the Metro together but I got off first…found my Hostel and went out to the Dubliners for my usual shot and a beer.  The bartender from Romania remembered me. 

        I then went to the Plaza Major for last call but they were holding a food and drink festival so I settled down at a table and ordered some Tapas and beer.  I took up a table of four so kept inviting everyone, young and old to  join me.  Finally David and Javier did. They were in town for the big match between Madrid Real and my team…the Glasgow Celtics. While we were talking Fred showed up from San Zoila.  I met him at the first Tapas gathering when I arrived, so invited him to join my Spanish friends but he was looking for his group that just arrived and was supposed to meet up in Plaza Mayor.
         I joined him later and saw Christine from New Zealand …the Oncology Nurse.  Then James joined us.  I noticed him earlier because he had and Amsterdam shirt on but didn’t know he was from Vaughnvillage.  He had been to four or five and was from England.  I think he was Pakistani but said he had Fuji blood. He was an IT man and traveled over the world on his vacations.  We exchanged addresses while Fred kept buying us beer , wine and Tapas.  We walked around the square a while but I had to retire. 
        The next morning I arose too early as it was Saturday and nothing is open until 9 or 10.  I wanted to check the email but that was closed and finally found some coffee and light breakfast at the Café Roma. On the way back I recognized Alexander from Australia and said hello. She invited me to join the group so I had a coffee with them. Alex, Luke, and Haley invited me to visit them in Australia.  I then returned for a nap since I couldn’t do anything until I checked out and picked up the car.  

NEWARK …MADRID …GREDOS… GALICIA…JUNE 20, 2007

         The flight went well to Heathrow then I caught the next flight to Madrid.  I arrived in Heathrow at 11:30am the following day with little sleep and made Madrid around 1:30pm exhausted.  I had to take a bus to another terminal to visit Air Comet to see about getting a replacement ticket for Rome.  I lost mine and to replace it I had to make out a police report and then pay a fine so bought another ticket instead.  I then walked about 2 miles to the Metro and arrived at the Puerto del Sol and checked right in to my room around 3pm. Though I was tired I stayed up until 8pm.  I sat in a café sipping wine for an hour and watching the world go by then went to my favorite Irish Pub for happy hour.  4 Euros for a Imperial Pint of Heineken (Hiagain) and a short of Cutty Sark….best deal in Madrid.  I ordered a Ham and Cheese sandwich which was huge with fries. I ate half then packed the other half to go and gave the fries to a large group of Englishmen that were in Madrid to have a stag party for their buddy who was getting married. 8pm to bed and up at 11am! I walked around Madrid getting adapters for my computer then took the Metro to the Tapas meeting at 7pm and drank a lot of Sangria.  9pm I went to a café near my Hostel for 3 Rioja wines at the Cebulla and more Tapas but it started to rain….and rain…I put up the umbrella but it leaked and it was rivers of water.  My shoes, socks and pants were completely soaked when I arrived at the Irish Pub for a couple of Jack Daniels with Alan from Colorado…Pegosa Springs.   He legally teaches English and gets paid for it. Some young people were in traveling from Florida.  They had just arrived from Bologna, Italy.  We had a great time.  Alan told me where I could get Hash but I forgot then left only to get lost in the rain.  Arrived at the Hostel around 11pm and took off the wet clothes and crashed.
It was raining when I left the Hostel at 7:30 to make the bus to Gredos.  I was early and the coffee shop was closed so we waited a half hour then had breakfast and got on the bus with only 4 Spanish people…I was last on so got to sit with them and entertain them the whole 3 hour trip while everyone else slept. Met Ellen from Washington , DC.  She was a writer and in Phoenix last week to get research on our Serial Killer for her book. I think she was planning a story on Vaughntown too.  All Spaniards got a through question and answer session from what kind of different Paellas there were and which was best to their every thought on every subject.  She did bribe us all with Giradelli Chocolate (70% Cacao) from San Francisco , Hershey’s Kisses from Hershey, Pa. and some really good exotic chocolate from Marshall Fields (now Macy’s) in Chicago.  This was all noted on a pad she carried wherever she went. Also met Beatriz from Puerto Rica that graduated from Syracuse University and has been working in Washington, D.C. for 11 years…and doing some work for FEMA. I think she was the only one that spoke fluent Spanish. Very beautiful and a great smile.
The first day there was a football match between Real Madrid and Barcelona so everyone went into town that evening and all the Anglos got the evening off.  Real Madrid won.
Orientation , Lunch and to the room …now siesta. Now FREE TIME…back to bed.  The room is beautiful as is the resort.  I wish I had brought a swim suit to use the pool and sauna.  The room has a Jacuzzi, Bidet, Mini Bar, Free internet access, Cable, etc. What can I say?
The group was around 12 Spaniards and 16 Anglos. Generally speaking the Spaniards tend to be a bit conservative. They aren’t afraid to get up and dance but aren’t gamblers and won’t try staying at Hostals when they travel.  They don’t really vacation far from home and when they do vacation, prefer nice hotel accommodations.  If and when they do travel abroad, they tend toward Spanish speaking countries like Mexico, Central and  South America.  Here they tend to display an air of superiority…kind like Americans traveling abroad. The younger Spaniards are more adventurous and like the idea of being a traveler not a tourist and do tend to take more risks.  Some general observations about the Spanish: They start work at 9am until 2pm when they have a two hour lunch.  This is more substantial than any other meal. This is the time they might have Paella. All meals usually consist of two entrees, one accompanied by a vegetable, and a dessert with wine, water and bread.  Olive oil is always put on the bread, sometimes with salt. Olive oil and vinegar are the only things they put on salad. No butter is served. If you order a mixed drink, after dinner drink or a wine, the waiter mixes or serves it with the bottle at the table. Sandwiches, croissants, toast or donuts are served with a knife and fork.  Lunch is usually two hours, then they break for a siesta, nap, or to run errands. Five O’clock they return to work until 7pm.  When work is finished they commute home or stop for beer and tapas with friends.  Then around 9 or 10pm they eat dinner or go out for dinner until around 1am or 3-4pm on weekends.  When they don’t have to go to work they rise around 9am or 10am rather than the usual 8am.  If you go out in the morning for coffee…forget it.  Weekdays nothing is open until around 9am and on weekends until 10am.  This lifestyle reminds me of Larry Fanning’s.  It is changing as Spain is becoming a huge economic success. They feed half of Europe from their hot houses in southern Spain with immigrants from Africa doing all the labor.  These hot houses are all made of wood and plastic and called the Sea of Plastic visible from satellite like the Grand Canyon or the Great Wall of China. Summer time in Spain is a change for corporations to change the Monday – Friday routine to 8:30am-4pm then send the employees home.  The Spaniards like this and believe it will eventually become the norm as Spain moves into the 21st century and the old ways end.   Shoes in Spain are very expensive.  A pair of Jap Flaps  could cost around $15 with more stylish ones going up to $50.  Shoes for men start on average of $150 to $300…average.  These are good leather and well made.
This is a socialistic society and come tax time the Spanish are asked to contribute to the Catholic Church.  They can opt to give their money to support social institutions if they prefer.  The Mormons have a very large church just outside of Madrid.  The Spaniards don’t take them too seriously but wonder why they trace EVERYBODYS genetic origins, as if they will take over the world then slaughter all those they aren’t on their list.
I had plenty of free time but spent it on the internet or siestas.  I was asked to participate in a play but declined.  I did agree to do a presentation .  It was about SERVAS and I received a good response.  Not only did people say they would use SERVAS but  the MC Rob from Britain, wrote a song that night and presented it as a result of my inspiration.  Others made comments on a sheet of paper we all put on our backs…a final goodbye ..about how much they thought of me and the presentation. The Spanish had to do presentations also. It was required for them.  Rosa ( the married beauty that I fell in love with) did one on her pet Iguana her husband bought her and how to take care of them.  David K from Ireland got 8 Spaniards to do a River Dance production that he organized.
Vivienne from near Cardiff , Wales had lost her luggage on one of her few trips outside of Wales and didn’t have any clothes but the ones she had on until the day before we left.  We had no problem recognizing her. She didn’t want to leave her passport at the desk when we checked in.  A little shy but not when it came to talking. Lovely person who collected all the tips for the service staff in a very efficient manor after she was volunteered by Rob.  She was a secretary or administrative something in real life.
Christine, during one of our one on one sessions in which she spent the first 15 minutes complaining the Vaughnvillage main office on her cell phone about how her window wouldn’t shut and she felt she was getting shoddy service from the school for her $2200 dollars.  They hotel had fixed it, as she was afraid one of the wild cats on the grounds would enter her room in the night. The next day she was upset because it wouldn’t open and she couldn’t get any air.  She later  called her friend in Galicia (Halithitha was the pronunciation I interpreted), to talk to me and invite me to meet with her on my trip there after school was over. Then she promptly left me on the cell phone with this women that spoke little English and me stumbling with my little Spanish while my hearing aide was screaming with feedback.  I running around trying to find her while telling Kelem, the lady on the phone…uno memento por favor.  We had another one to one the day of departure at 10 am, the same time we were to be checked out of the hotel. Christine showed up to tell me she had to pack and would be right back…at 10:55!  
The morning we left, there was a ceremony to present the Certifications.  Christine was last one there for that too.  When Rob presented Tom Hancock from England his certificate, instead of hugging Rob, Tom forced a lip lock on him then turned to the audience after and pulled some gum from his mouth with an expression as if Rob had put it there.  It was set up I think but cute. Tom invited me, and I accepted to be a member of a great web site called “Face Book”.  When I signed up, it scans your email addresses and if there is a member in your address book it immediately identifies the person as your friend.  I had a SERVAS member listed from New Orleans that took me to lunch and taught me to dance Zydeco and my cousin’s son Eric who I just saw before leaving NYC.  
We returned to Madrid on Friday and a group was going to Rob’s apartment for a party but I wasn’t invited. I left with David K from Ireland.  He invited me to Dublin to stay with him. He recently bought a flat in Dresden of about 150 Sq meters or 450Sq ft…like a Park Model. He was 70 and we took the Metro together but I got off first…found my Hostel and went out to the Dubliners for my usual shot and a beer.  The bartender from Romania remembered me.  I then went to the Plaza Major for last call but they were holding a food and drink festival so I settled down at a table and ordered some Tapas and beer.  I took up a table of four so kept inviting everyone, young and old to  join me.  Finally David and Javier did. They were in town for the big match between Madrid Real and my team…the Glasgow Celtics. While we were talking Fred showed up from San Zoila.  I met him at the first Tapas gathering when I arrived, so invited him to join my Spanish friends but he was looking for his group that just arrived and was supposed to meet up in Plaza Mayor.  I joined him later and saw Christine from New Zealand …the Oncology Nurse.  Then James joined us.  I noticed him earlier because he had and Amsterdam shirt on but didn’t know he was from Vaughnvillage.  He had been to four or five and was from England.  I think he was Pakistani but said he had Fuji blood. He was an IT man and traveled over the world on his vacations.  We exchanged addresses while Fred kept buying us beer , wine and Tapas.  We walked around the square a while but I had to retire. The next morning I arose too early as it was Saturday and nothing is open until 9 or 10.  I wanted to check the email but that was closed and finally found some coffee and light breakfast at the Café Roma. On the way back I recognized Alexander from Australia and said hello. She invited me to join the group so I had a coffee with them. Alex, Luke, and Haley invited me to visit them in Australia.  I then returned for a nap since I couldn’t do anything until I checked out and picked up the car.  
I did get an hour then checked out for the Metro to Athocha Station to pick up the car.  The Metro closed because of an accident.  Police were everywhere as they suspected a terrorist attack. Meanwhile I had lugged my stuff down flights of stairs , paid my ticket and had to return to take a taxi to Athocha station. I was first up but lost three taxis to more aggressive people.  It is like I imagine NYC to be.  I’m not one to fight for a taxi or anything else.  Too old and I don’t really care.  Got the taxi and arrived to finally find the Euro Car office closed.  They had moved to a new location  and after spending a hour and being misdirected by three different people, I finally found it. 
Euro Car checked me in and assigned me a five speed Renault but when I went to pick it up, it was blocked by another car so I had to return to the office and stand in line again to get someone to move the car. I had to drive though the center of Madrid and up the Grand Via through football traffic.  Everyone’s horn was honking and of course I thought it was at me. I took two wrong turn so I had to do a circle…two actually. I had hoped to spend some time in East Madrid which was the home of Cervantes.  The suburb is a very nice village and near the Arc of Espana, which I drove by.  I had a hell of a time trying to get the car in reverse at the first rest stop I ate at. After entering A6 and traveling for a couple hours in sometimes congested traffic, I ended in Astorga after trying to find a hotel in Leon…but another football match stopped that. I didn’t check in until 6pm and was lucky to find a room at the Delfin Hostal where I opted to stay there then visit Astorga in the morning.  While I was driving and searching for a radio station, I noticed I had a CD player and remembered going into Avila with my Spanish friend listening to the Beatles Classic Album.  He wasn’t even born when these songs were popular.  I thought how nice it would be to hear the same in my car while driving through the Spanish Alps.  I saw a CD of the Beatles at the Hostal so purchased it.  I met Pedro and Antonio at the bar, then I had dinner and now am getting ready to find out who wins the Madrid football match and get some sleep.  A few dreams went by before I was informed that Madrid Real won…but really don’t know yet .
The next morning while driving into Astorga I realized the CD I bought was a Spanish band with their own version of the Beatles.  An Album called Chill Out with the Homemade Beatles.  Most of the band were all women and it was all Beatles songs with a Salsa beat.  They also have Chill Out Opera’s done with a salsa beat.  I made a note to give the Album to Andree for her rock children as a gift. Astorga was a very Spanish town. It is morning in Astorga and after having a sponge bath and breakfast of a roll, Juice and coffee…I’m off for a photo shoot of Astorga then on to La Coruna to find a room for two days. The Camino ,that the Pilgrims walk, has some of the best cathedrals in most of the major towns, Astorga included. Leon is another. I visited the Chocolate Museum and the Chocolate Boutique.   There is a lot of Gaudi influence in the town.  Some of the homes, city buildings, lamp posts, and the Cathedral.  
It was around noon as I drove out of town heading to Ferrol, in the far North,  for some coffee con leche and a break from the driving.  It is only a short distance from La Coruna. I took some photos and left.  It looked interesting on a point overlooking the ocean but mostly condos and sailboats. I returned the way I came and arrived in La Coruna.  This whole area is Galicia.  Settled by the Celts and very rich in history and beauty. I thought Coruna was going to be like Ferrol when I first saw it but after struggling with the traffic around the port area, I actually found a parking spot so decided to look for a hotel. After a short walk, I discovered an Irish bar named…the Dublin, of course.  This had to be a place for good info.  I asked the bartender but the only English he spoke was Pint?  He found another, who could have been the owner, to assist me.  The other, who could have been the owner, consulted with a few people, drew a map and recommended MayCar Hotel.  I walked and walked until I found it and checked in for 2 days when I discovered the price (including free Wi-Fi and parking) to be 39 Euro.  It was located right in the center and close to everything.  Oh, did I tell you the Pint of Guinness was 3 Euro!  That is the cheapest I’ve had.  I paid up to 7 Euro in most places.  I checked in and got an email from Gredos, the school I just attended, with all the emails of both the Spaniards and the Anglos.  I entered them in my Google Book then emailed them to tell them I was in La Coruna.  Ignacio emailed me back recommending the Maria Pita Plaza and told me what a wonderful experience I was in for.  Eduardo, who lives here didn’t even mention how great his city was.  I had to hear it from a Valencian. I skimmed my emails but it was getting late by my standards…almost 7:30pm.  I took off to the park along the waterfront, took some pictures and was checking my map to find the plaza when a Senor, offered to assist me.  I thanked him and found the Square which was quiet for a Sunday.  Of course no one goes out until 9 or 10 pm.  I ordered a beautiful pork sandwich on fresh made, delicious bread with a beer.  It was huge and seemed to grow bigger the more I ate of it. A procession appeared from one corner of the Plaza with music so I quickly finished my 5 Euro meal and headed that way.  After many photos the procession , with priest, assistants, more assistants and half the town, left the Square and so did I.  The Dublin was calling.  I had to thank the man, who I think was the owner,  for his recommendation…didn’t I?  He wasn’t there…must have been the owner…so I told the bartender in my best Spanish to thank him. He nodded as if he knew what I was saying.  I then returned to the hotel to add to my journal.  It is ten o’clock now but still light out.  I am heading for the docks once again but on the other side of Coruna.  It is on a peninsula.
Instead, I died and fell asleep and arose quite refreshed.  The pigeons woke me once during the night.  I am up 7 stories so left the window ajar for fresh air but the pigeons perch with nests one more floor up and coo a lot! I closed the window and slept well the rest of the night. 
My breakfast, while catching up on my emails, consisted of a muffin, two coffees, and a fresh squeezed juice all for 4 Euros.  This is really cheap in Spain. Normally two coffees is 5 Euro.  I feel like I won the free holiday on The Price is Right.  Every time I give them money they give me money back! Wow.  I emailed Eduardo for lunch tomorrow and am off to the tourist bureau to find out what other goodies came with the prize.
My second breakfast, at the Manhattan Café, costs around 10 Euros. The Manhattan is in the center and shaped in a circle with glass on all sides so wherever you sit, you can look out at the world going by.  There are patios outside and all the customers seemed to be well heeled Spaniards dressed in their finery.  Some retirees sipping their coffee and reading the equivalent of the Wall Street Journal while checking the stock reports . My waiter was in his 70’s and wore a tuxedo as did all the waiters. I ordered the Eggs a la Cubana,  fresh orange juice and coffee.  I got a plate with two eggs, some rice(plain white), a fried banana, some bread and salsa  (ketchup).  The eggs were right out of the chicken but fried and served up as are ALL eggs cooked in Spain with the exception of some scrambled with potatoes or baked like a frittata or omelet…the latter is know as the Spanish Omelet and bears no resemblance to our Spanish Omelet.  I had to flag the waiter to request salt and pepper but only got salt.  It was too much effort to try and get him to bring the pepper, so I let it go in favor of eating my meal before it got any colder. You will not find Salsa in Spain and nor will you find spicy hot sauces or peppers.
Walking down to the port area I noticed La Coruna is largely Spanish.  There are few tourists other than Spanish and that suits me fine.  I didn’t feel as though I had to watch my wallet or avoid certain areas.  A very safe and friendly city.  They have an Opera house and many cultural activities and festivals.  The port was celebrating it’s One Hundred Years with pictures of the port at the turn of the Century.  It looked almost the same. The Old Town is very picturesque .  I took many photos and walked for over two hours before returning to the Hotel for my siesta. I skipped the Trolley ride around town and am planning to see a little night life tonight and have some seafood.  
The manager of Maycar Hotel recommended El 10 in the Plaza Espana.  I visited the Dublin on the way but on arriving I discovered the restaurant was closed and didn’t open until 9pm so wandering around I discovered the Bar David.  Perfect but when I entered I noticed the Spaniards were drinking something  out of  a vase like Saki. I ordered a beer but my curiosity got the better of me and I finally spoke my best Spanish and inquired as to what the hell was that.  It was wine brewed by Senior David. I told them I was Senior David and would like to try it.  After about 10 of Senior David’s wines I retired to eat Percebes at the El 10., a seafood restaurant.  By this time I knew everybody at the Bar David and really didn’t care but I told the waiter that I wanted him to explain everything about eating the Percebes. They were shellfish only from Galicia and the fishermen had to wait while the waves came in to scrape the Percebes from the rocks.  They were like piss clams in Boston and did piss all over me before the waiter showed me how to suck them down. All of a sudden my amigo from Gredos showed up at the door after calling the hotel and trying to get in touch with me. We drank lots of wine and ate lots of Percebes then left to go back to the Bar David. Ramon the  bartender said that I spoke good Spanish and after Eduardo told them our story and he conferred that I told the same. Sando returned and we all had a drink before I returned with Eduardo to my Hotel. It was 1:30am when we departed and I was thankful for the siesta. We promised to send photos and now I am on getting ready to leave for Santiago with tears in my eyes. He is also separated from his wife. In Spain you have to be separated one year before a divorce but he has been separated two years. It is only important if you want to get remarried and he doesn’t want that so it’s not important to get the final divorce.  He said it was much the same in Ireland.
I love El Caruna and all the people in the village and will return here when I return to Spain. No better place!  It was late when I retired. That home make wine was potent.  I know we stopped for Octopus and more drinks then again at the Dublin for last call.
I awoke at 10am had coffee while checking my emails then packed and checked out at noon.  I lucked out and found the rode to the North Coast and Muxia, my first destination, without every looking at the map.  I just follow road signs. It was a long and winding coastal mountain road that took much longer than I thought.  The Spaniards were passing me left and right. It was like the Indy 500.  I was starting to feel a little like Mario Andretti with my little 5 speed standard shift and big 1.2L engine!  The auto didn’t have Cruise Control…I was the Cruise Control. Cars were passing cars that passed them and then passed another with another coming. They all passed me. The road was bordered by the end of the earth on both sides with a few corners I thought might be my last. The few was idealic country seaside villages with sandy beaches, sail boats and beautiful water.  I stopped in Muros and had an Octopus and Coffee. 
I entered Santiago late in the afternoon with no map and found a place to park. That was a miracle considering the time of day and the traffic.  I noticed a hotel so asked directions of the front desk clerk for the address of the Maycar. It was the next street over…how lucky.  The desk clerk at the Maycar informed me that the Hotel was full and no rooms were available. I explained I had a reservation and he showed me my room.  The car park was right up the street but was not affiliated with the Maycar and when I investigated, I discovered it was full.  I returned to my car and bought a two hour ticket to park there while gathering my luggage and hiking back to the Maycar. After unpacking and settling in, I found the Car Park had available parking so returned to move my car but it was blocked by another.  I noticed a man watching the park and asked if he was the car that was blocking me and he was.  I then went over but couldn’t get in the driver’s side as the door was blocked by the car next to me. The only opening was  on the driver’s side and to unlock the other doors, you had to push an unlock button that was unreachable in the center of the dashboard.  I finally managed to reach around to the back door and unlock it from the inside, thereby unlocking all the doors.  I then went to the passenger side while the man moved his car and was patiently waiting for me to move so he could park there.  Three other cars were now behind him anticipating the same spot when I left.  A crowd was gathering to see if I was going to get over the center shift and into the driver’s seat.  What a drama. I did and made it to the car park before if filled back up, found a place then returned to the hotel.  I walked around the town, taking pictures and noticing the whole town was like one big Cathedral.  Churches and pilgrims everywhere.  It was divided between the old town and the new town.  Santiago is very beautiful and sits on a mountain so it was all up and down hill.  I returned to the hotel around 10:30 and retired for the evening.  
Getting up around 9am I had some coffee in the cafeteria then ventured out again to visit the St James Cathedral where all the pilgrims go to receive their certification that they completed the trip.  It was enormous. Pilgrims were everywhere.  They were mixed with tourists and were a variety of young and old but it looked like a Sierra Club convention.  I never saw so many healthy looking non-smokers gathered in one place.  They were an advertisement for Travel Smith, Columbia, Lands End, Timberline, etc.  Nothing but the finest in shoes….hiking that is. I washed down some local cheeses and bread with and excellent wine then returned for a siesta.  
I ventured out to Old Town and ran into a Spanish Bagpipe band with Drums and settled in for an Empanada and some Beer.  Took some photos and toured the Old Town one more time.  I discovered a beautiful restaurant called the Derby that was founded in 1929.  Lots of Art Deco and good wine served with some Mussels Ceviche. I returned for the night and arose for my usual Daysajuno?  I was going to return to the same restaurant but discovered another that served Chocolate and Churros.  I ended up having a Coffee Chocolate Cappuccino and the famous Tartes de Santiago instead. Then packed and left Santiago with no problem.
I took the main route out of town toward Benavente.  It was a half way stop to Madrid. It was not on the tourist map except for a four star Paramour that was a castle and too expensive for me.  I had tried to book a hotel there over the internet but when I checked in that morning they had not replied. I arrived in Benavente around 3 pm after checking out at around 12pm.  It was a beautiful country ride on a toll road.  I noted that there were no re tread tires cluttering the highway, trash of any kind was absent, and no signs that the Taylor family cleans this highway. When I arrived in town, I was looking for the hotel on the Calles de Peru but instead discovered the Hostal Presidio that was convenient so checked in for 25 Euros.  It looked a little shady but I was able to park out front for free and was leaving early for Madrid.  I just needed some sleep.  When I took my bags to the room, I was more than pleasantly surprised at a well appointed room with cable, A/C, a very clean room with the typical marble bath and double bed.  The TV was a flat screen wall mounted and the first I had seen in Spain.  This was not expected at all.  I charged up the computer and went downstairs to catch the local color.  They had an adjoining restaurant that was closed now for siesta.  There was a large patio area full of people enjoying coffee and the sunshine.  There were a lot of what appeared to be retired or out of work gentleman from Benavente enjoying Mus, Dominos, Chess, Solitaire, and the Slot machines…only 2 of them.  I sat at the bar and met a young man drinking a strange drink so ordered one from the barmaid who turned out to be his girlfriend.  He was waiting for her to get off work and playing the slot machines.  They are losers and everywhere in Spain.  He looked like Colin Ferrell.  We chatted a bit but no one spoke any English in Benavente.  I had a few beers and retired for a nap.
I awoke and went downstairs for my Café con Leche and there was Colin Ferrell still sipping a beer and looking like he had lost all his money at the Slot Machine and his girlfriend.  I said hello but he didn’t respond and I didn’t pursue it. I ventured out into the town without my camera and my sandals on.  That was a mistake. Benavente had come alive and was teeming with people out strolling.  Not one tourist was to be found in this village and nor was anyone that spoke English.  Benavente sit’s a top a Mountain and from the outskirts around the town, you can see for 5 to 7 miles in all directions.  Truly a breathtaking view all around.  I returned for my camera but decided to keep the sandals.
The villages in Spain, in general, all have town squares and large areas closed to unnecessary motorized traffic. This encourages the community to join each other in parks and squares to exchange pleasantries. When the shops reopen at 5pm, the people start meandering down to the square.  They stroll with their hands behind their backs, chatting with their children, spouses or friends along the way.  The evening is spent leisurely shopping , gossiping and visiting friends.  Young children greet each other with kisses on both cheeks. Old men, women and couples, with their canes and all dressed up, sit on park benches watching the world go by.  The one they once occupied and now watch from the sidelines.  Every other store appears to be a bakery or a shoe shop. The former all stocked with the same pastries as the other and none of them bake anything.  It is all delivered that morning by the same company in big boxes all frozen from Madrid. Occasionally I notice the beautiful, petite senorita walking along side of her father…until she turns and I realize she is a beautiful Senora and that is her husband or boyfriend.  Some are so small you think that it is a child. I’m going to try the restaurant here when they open around 9pm. Then bed down early for an early trip to Euro Rent a Car in Madrid.
I sipped a wine on the terrace at the bar and asked the waitress  when the restaurant opened . She replied at 9pm. So I waited till about 9:20 for them to open.  That is typical in Spain that the Spaniards are at least 10-20 minutes late but I wasn’t sure about the businesses. Then they told me that I was sitting in the wrong seat on the terrace and had to move over one in order to be served by the restaurant waitress.  I inquired as to the bill for the wine but she assured me it would be transferred to the restaurant bill.  I sat down along side of another couple staying at the Hostal and they were ordering off the Menu du Dias for 7.50 Euro.  I did the same but there was no printed menu.  The waitress recited it to me of which I understood nothing.  The starters, I heard Russa and understood that to be the Russian Salad which is loaded with potatoes and mayo. I choose the other. The entrée was Pollo and that I understood to be Chicken so immediately agreed to that choice acting like I knew what I was doing.  I was lost on the choice of desserts so settled for something that sounded really special.  To drink, I ordered the Red Table wine.  She brought a bottle of it for the other table and myself then walked away.  I noticed the other couple opening their own bottle. It just had a cork so I popped it and poured what tasted like red wine vinegar. Their first course arrived and it looked great.  Mine arrived and it looked like Dinty Moore Beef Stew on a plate with little beef and lots of peas and carrots.  There was a quarter of an egg thrown in for color? I think it was leftover from yesterday’s lunch.  I ate some as I was so hungry but it was very salty and the red wine vinegar wasn’t helping. It came out that evening at 2am faster than it went it!  Three things to worry about when traveling: theft, accident, and illness….if it does look or taste healthy, don’t eat it!  The second course arrived and it looked good.  A plump chicken that was nice and fresh when it was cooked…earlier that day for lunch.  It turned out to be dry and now the red wine vinegar was tasting good.  The French Fries that accompanied it were excellent as all are in Spain but I don’t eat French Fries.  As always there was no Catsup or seasoning…not even butter for the stale bread.  I thought I should have just told her to give me what the other Spanish couple had ordered but then I saw her bring them the chicken and didn’t feel so bad.  My fantastic desert turned out to be rice pudding.  Something I used to treat my 90 year old grandmother to when I took her out of the Nursing Home for lunch. The sunset was a beautiful Arizona one with the clouds just sitting in the sky and the colors turning from bright yellow to rose to crimson. I asked for the bill but she forgot the wine from the bar so I had to wait ANOTHER twenty minutes before I could retire to the room.  The other couple was just being served their rice pudding as I left. They drank the whole bottle of table wine and seemed to be smiling. Tomorrow is another Vagabond day. 
The sun had risen and I was checked out .  When I arrived to load the car, A van was parked in front of it. It was a delivery truck from the bakery making it’s rounds.  The women driver had the key to all the bakeries and would leave the delivery inside the door. These were a chain of bakeries. After she left, I loaded up and was driving out of town when I noticed the Manhattan restaurant with the same design, logo, and colors as the one I ate at in La Coruna.  That was a chain also.  So much for the idea that all these little shops are Mom and Pop places.  People were hiking along side of the road on designated paths in the countryside taking their morning exercise.  It was remarkable the number of old people along with couple couples.  No one walked alone.  There were groups of women, then men and couples enjoying the fresh air and sunshine before their desayunos.
I made good time to Madrid and after stopping to fill up the rent a car tank, I managed to get through downtown Madrid traffic at lunchtime (no small feat) and park the car where I took it at the Atocha station.  I was exactly on time.
I got off the Metro, checked in, ventured out to check my email and have lunch then siesta.  When I woke, I visited the Dubliners for Happy hour and had a Jack and Heineken.   I hung out at the Plaza Major for a while after having a real good but sweet Carmel Crepe at Mimi’s. 
Today I plan to visit the Sophia Contemporary Art Museum and stroll through the park. This evening is Tapas with the Anglos that will be attending San Zoilo in the province of Palencia. 

ATTICA…MOM’S BIRTHDAY…TORONTO…NYC AND NEWARK 2007

  April of 2007, while visiting Mom to celebrate her birthday, I
took my first trip to Toronto in over 30 years.  I had a great day visiting Casa Loma

and the Elgin and Winter Garden Theaters. 

It is rare to have two theaters together with one a top of the other. NYC has two theaters like that…I think one is the Amsterdam. I enjoy old theaters…especially to see a show in them. I remember the Colonial Theater in Boston when I saw Les Miserables.

Yesterday, I caught the view from the top of  the CNN Tower

and the Sky Pod. It snowed all day today but nothing stuck to the ground.  I was in McVeigh’s Irish Pub
to hear Bill Craig,
a great Irish singer and entertainer, who also plays at the Dubliner in Phoenix. I met  the chef from Jamaica, that traveled the world, gave me his card.  He might come to Phoenix to open his own place. I think he was gay and had a partner.  Graham from Ireland, that I thought was Bill’s manager, invited me to his table then when I left to return to Bill’s fan club he kissed me on both cheeks before I knew what was happening. He was defiantly gay.  David Higgins, from Ireland , was with Graham.  I took a photo on the way out but Graham avoided it and made me erase it from the camera just in case.  He said he was there to study Penguins…IRA.  


Joan, who gave me a cigarette, was from Montreal. Outside I met a guy from Florida that was a computer guru. He was trying to decide between Toronto or Austin for his new job.  He goes to the Jazz Fest in NO every year and I recommended the International Fest in Lafayette instead. Trying to score a gram of grass. Two retired Amtrak employees from Long Island came to Canada to buy meds.  The Canadian from England drove me crazy with his knowledge of  America. Two brothers from Dublin were on holiday with their wives.  Last year they vacationed in Torremolinos Spain on the Mediterranean and  said you could rent a boat for $10 a day. Another couple was from Brittany, all and all a very European crowd.

Bill’s  fans that knew every song he played and got up on stage with him once to sing a song.  The bartender took care of the whole place and waited on tables. Bill had been at McVeigh’s for over 20 years and had his photo on the wall when his beard was black and he had hair.  2am and I’m back at the Hostel getting ready to depart in the morning.
It was Good Friday when I left to return home.  There was a two hour back up at the border, so I caught up on some reading. I made record time out of Toronto with no problem and no traffic.    This sitting in the car for so long and going no where was a nightmare. I burned a quarter of a tank of gas to go less than a mile. 
The grandchildren and their adopt parents David and Kathy came to visit Mom with
Alexis’s first child, a blond handsome boy named Gavon. We all enjoyed the visit.

        I went out a couple nights later in hopes of meeting someone I know. I met Jim Wheeler at the Attica Bar and Grill and we drank a lot of beer reminiscing about our lives in Attica. He had been a successful realtor, Letterman in High School, came from a great family…but got caught us in Coke then lost all but is clean and maybe not so sober but back on his feet again. The Police arrived and wanted to know whose call was blocking the drive. It was mine…so I went to move it when the police asked for my keys and gave me a ride home.

ATTICA BAR AND GRILL

Mom and I walked down to pick-up the car Sunday morning and stopped at the Masonic Temple for Pancake Breakfast while she told everyone how her son was driven home by the local police last night and now we had to get the car. That’s my Mom.
Upon my return to Toronto, in June, I met Paul, the owner of McVeigh’s….the oldest Irish Pub in North America.  He had a Texas Hold’em game going upstairs over the Pub where Bill Craig was playing that night.  The game was illegal and closed but he said if an opening came up, they would invite me…it never did.  Paul said he could arrange a room for me in the dorms for the summer if I called him in advance and could arrange an invite to poker if I let him know when I came up.  As usual I stayed in the Youth Hostel on Church St just down from the same Irish Pub…where I also park my car…but this time the rate was $52.50 instead of $48 for two days.  I made a note to check with the other lots in the neighborhood the next time. 
In between the Pub and the Hostel, was an upstairs Pub or Dance joint called Goodhandy’s that catered to Horney guys interested in She-Males.  If you got there before 11pm the entrance fee was $5 and $15 after.  I ran to an ATM after taking out a $11 order of wings from the Pub to my room and getting some food in me.  The BBQ the hostel had on the Patio was OK…especially the free drinks provided, but the Kebobs weren’t cooked all the way and ending in the trash. 
I  arrived at the she-male joint 5 minutes and $10 late so went back home.  The dance floor was small with a large projection screen displaying an XXX rated she-male orgy .  Most of the “girls” were outside with clients taking a smoke break before the main show.  There were about 10 all decked out in sexy dresses and another 10-20 upstairs.  Some were extremely attractive.  The clients appeared to be young attractive well heeled men.

Early that day I walked the city and down to the Harbor front to visit some museums.  I walked well over 15 miles and my feet were killing me but I recovered after two days.   I visited the St Lawrence Market too.  It had been my plan to take a bus tour and had bought the ticket but after the bus passed me by and I waited another hour or more without seeing another, I got my ticket refunded and took off on the PATH. It is 16  miles of underground shops that comb the city.

The prior night I had a ticket to Gore Vidal at the Elgin Theater.  It was open seating so I arrived an hour early to find a loooonnnnggg line at the door.  I walked and walked, wondering if all these people were going to fit into the theater…having seen it at a tour the month before.  As I was approaching what I thought was the end of the line with relief…I suddenly realized the line went around the corner and down the street.  I took my place and watched others with looks of astonishment follow in my steps.  They had lots of Ascots and Bowties.  Many looked like William Buckley with their Blue Blazers, grey pants, and Blue button  down shirts. Very well heeled crowd. Anyway, some passerby’s were wondering why the long lines….I told them we were to see a Rolling Stones Concert….Wow…then I told them the truth and they said…Gore who???  I sat in the balcony and had a good seat but couldn’t hear the conversation because of my hearing impairment.  

  Toronto has a lot of money and most of it is downtown and along the water front with condos at a half million dollars  and up.   Next door to the Hostel were some new ones going up and when Bill introduced me to David Taylor, a film producer that lived nearby, I inquired if he lived in one of those new condos? He replied his was over 2 million.  My last day I was to meet Bill at the Beaches near where he lives before leaving to drive home.  I checked out after a COLD shower.  The water heater broke.  I found the Beaches. It is miles of boardwalk along Lake Ontario with shops and parks.  It was very popular and I enjoyed it but Bill never answered his phone so I left after a short walk.  The ride home was uneventful except that I missed a turn and found a new section of Buffalo.  I decided to try a new restaurant and discovered Anderson’s Beef on Wick and Custard that was excellent.
The day of reckoning came and I packed early then had breakfast with Mom.  Gary Fredericks was to pick me up at 9:30am for the airport.  Around 9am I was double checking everything to make sure I was alright, when I realized I had set out my Euro Rail Pass and Ticket from Madrid to Rome on Air Comet so I wouldn’t forget to pack it in my computer case to carry aboard the plane in case my bags were misplaced.  I couldn’t find it anywhere and Gary was in the drive waiting.  I frantically searched everywhere then left thinking it must be in the luggage or carry on bag and it would turn up on arrival in Newark N.J. but it didn’t.   I ate $700 and still had to get another ticket in Madrid when I arrived to Rome.  The Rail Pass I didn’t need as it would probably be cheaper to buy 2nd Class tickets as I go but EuroRail offers to sell me another and deliver it in Madrid.
David met me in the Airport and we went to New Brunswick in Philie, where Jenny was performing in a Dance show at the Performing Arts theater.   This was her 5th and last night but everyone was tired of watching it so after meeting Barbara, Helen, Arjay, and Ralph, we all went to dinner at an outdoor Zagat rated Bistro and I had some wine, a Bacon Lobster and Tomato sandwich and we shared a Chocolate Bread Pudding.  Ralph went to see the performance with Arjay (who is going to Korea in a few weeks to compete in some Karate tournament ) .  We arrived back and I went to bed early.  Barbara stayed over and was to meet her step son Eric the next day.  He was taking the bus in from the upper west side of NYC to visit with me and spend the night. 
He arrived the next day and we spent the afternoon talking travel and looking at my photos of Europe.  He is writing a book about Jamestown and planning his next trip back to Africa in October to visit the Sudan and another area he has yet to see.  He is taking Penny again.  She is in California at Davis attending  school now.  That afternoon Dawn and Tina, Helen’s daughters stopped by after Eric, Tina’s ex was over with his daughter to visit Grandma Helen. 
Then after David arrived we prepared a BBQ and friends David and Kathy showed up so everyone was outside enjoying a  family picnic and beer. Dave and Kathy related a very interesting travel story about their vacation to the Dominican Republic.  The day before their departure, they were walking the deserted beach and discovered a large package along the shore about the size of a large telephone book that ended up to be 5 kilos of marijuana wrapped in tape that floated ashore.  They opened it and Dave grabbed a handful and was inspecting it so Kathy took a photo of him with the bag and handful.  Then she posed with it while he took a photo.  Then they noticed someone in the distance coming so hid the bag but still he had the handful when the couple approached.  Kathy immediately said to Dave that the man was a policeman.  She had worked with NJ State Police and could tell by his walk, demeanor and haircut.  They asked if they could take a photo for them of them together.  Kathy said…you are a policeman aren’t you?  Both looked at each other with surprise and admitted he was an undercover police narcotics investigator from Philadelphia and they were on vacation .  After chatting a bit, Dave felt confident that if he related the story to the man it would be no problem.  He still had the dope in his hand  while talking to them so presented it to the guy and told his story.  They laughed when he showed them the brick of marijuana.  He put his handful back in the bag and replaced the brick behind the rock and started walking back to the hotel.  Both were chiding each other about departing then the other return to pick up the dope.  They had a drink together in the hotel and each couple retired to the room for the night.  The thought of returning to pick up the bag and try and take it back to NJ was out of the question but to bring it back to the hotel and maybe have some of it wasn’t.  They decided to return with a shopping bag and retrieve the brick.  Before getting too close, Dave asked Kathy to remain in the distance in case it was a trap and he got caught, she would be free to bail him out.  He waited  near the spot then pretended to pick up something and place it in the bag then wait.  Just in case someone was watching and it was a  trap.  Just at that moment, headlights came on in the jungle and a ATV was coming through the trees right at him .  He froze as two guys that run the ATV rental passed by him and went on down the beach.  He quickly put the brick in the bag and return to Kathy and the room.  They hid the bag in the closet then started arguing about something as they were getting ready for dinner.  She wouldn’t go so he left and had a few drinks at the bar before having dinner.  As he was leaving, he noticed another couple they had met earlier and couldn’t resist sitting with them and relating the story.  They suggested he get some and they had a pipe so the three of them could share a high in their room.  He returned to get Kathy and the pot but she had order room service and a few drinks and was passed out asleep on the bed so he took the bag to the couples room and they got high.  He told them to keep the bag since they would be there a few more days and he and Kathy were leaving in the morning.  They could pass it on to someone else on there way out and so on and so forth so maybe 6 months from now all these visitors would have had a free high and the pot wouldn’t have gone to waste.  
The next morning David and Kathy were still not talking but went down for breakfast and after were returning to the room when they saw a uniformed policeman and the maid coming out of their room.  They waited in the hall for them to leave before trying the key to check out the room and see what they were doing.  As they approached the room, the police returned and asked him to step inside for questioning.  Kathy panicked thinking the dope was still in the room.  She went out to the balcony while the police was questioning Dave.  She started hyperventilating and throwing up.  She thought they would be in jail in the Dominican Republic, on the news., lose  her job, have her children taken away, be denied bail etc.  She didn’t know the pot was not there.  The maid came in to clean the room while they were at breakfast and discovered the safe open.  She had to report it to protect herself and the police came to the room to do an inventory of everything in the safe before closing it and then needed to verify with David that everything was still there.  Relieved they hadn’t been arrested, they decided to walk the beach before leaving and while walking they discovered a bread bag full of coke or heroin near the same spot they had discovered the pot.  They ran back to the hotel packed and headed for the airport.

Tuesday, Eric and I took our first travel trip together.  The bus from Freehold to the Port Authority on 42nd Ave in downtown NYC.  I took the train to Grand Central Station and met Shaa from the Village under the clock.

We returned to her apartment and she fixed some broiled fresh Salmon in wine sauce and a salad with Chardonnay on the patio. 

After we toured the village then when it started to rain, stopped in a Peruvian Restaurant for Mussels Lima some wine and a break. 


Then we left for Staten Island and a turn around on the ferry to China Town.  There it started a downpour and I purchased an umbrella for a dollar.  We had dinner at a Vietnamese Restaurant called the New Pasteur.

I called Helen and took the train then bus back to arrive in Freehold about ten after ten in the evening.

Helen and I went to the Turning point Restaurant for Eggs Benedict the next morning.  The place was full of little children and their parents and grandparents.  It was loud and hectic.  Helen said it was Nursery School graduation.  They have tents with hordurves and a big ceremony with the relatives coming and DVD’s of their child’s year in Nursery school.  There are lots of these schools all over this neighborhood.  When they graduate from 8th grade they have a huge party and send letters to the parents not to bring Helicopters or Limos.   H.S. graduation parties are everywhere and cost up to $80,000 dollars.  The student parking lot in HS is full of Hummers, BMW’s, sports cars, etc.  
Helen took me to Newark terminal but I got the  time wrong and  it was 12:30 when I arrived but the plane that I thought was leaving at 4:30pm didn’t leave until 6:30pm so I sat there for 6 hours. A disappointing end to a wonderful beginning. Off to Heathrow for connecting flight to Madrid.
  

PANAMA CITY TO DAVID…ON TO BOQUETE…BACK TO PANAMA…AND HOME

 The Air Panama flight had been delayed by almost 2
hours.  I arrived in David Airport around 8pm in the evening.  I talked to the taxi driver’s
because I needed someone that knew the hotels and what I was looking for.  I wanted a safe,
cheap, clean hotel.  
We went to three hotels and all were booked.  I just wanted to unpack and get something to
eat.  The Iris Hotel had a vacancy for $22 so I tipped the driver as he brought in my luggage
and moved in.

I heard music coming from the square across the street as I entered the Iris.  It sounded like
a chorus putting on an evening concert.  I grabbed my camera and went over to the square.
  It was piped in music that could be heard all over the downtown area.  They played some
instrumental and some choral but no hip hop.  Though it was Friday, the streets were quiet. 
It was raining a little when I turned to go back to the hotel and looked up to see a restaurant
on the second floor with a balcony.  
I found a seat on the balcony and ask for a Balboa Beer.
  She replied, “Only Old Milwaukee and Atlas.” .  Old Milwaukee!  I took the Atlas at $.70 then
after a couple beers I noticed people drinking Atlas out of Quart bottles for $1 so I switched so
as not to waste my money.
A large group of Frenchmen that just met each other were having dinner in the dining room.
  Joe, a world hippie traveler from Vancouver, B.C. asked to join me.  He had traveled to
Nicaragua, Morocco, Europe, Peru, etc.  His friend Jeffery,  a retired Merchant Marine from
Jacksonville Florida joined us also.  We had a nice conversation then they left and I retired to
my room.
I returned to the balcony restaurant to have breakfast in the morning, but wasn’t impressed
and left after coffee.  The town was bustling on a Saturday morning with the sidewalk sales
and traffic in reminded me of America in the late 50s .  People having ice cream sitting on the
park benches and catching up on all the gossip. Mother’s shopping with their children for
clothes or school supplies.
I walked around the block a few times before stopping in to the Pueblo Del Sol.  This was a
hotel the was recommended by Randy that I met at Fernando’s .  I read a review that ranked
it the best four star hotel in town for $32 a night but they never responded to my email request
for a room.  I ate breakfast there and was supposed to look up Bill Barker, a friend of Randy’s
that lived at the hotel.  There was a man on his computer sitting at one of the tables that I
suspected was Bill but I just wanted to relax and have my breakfast.  It was time to check out
and find my way to the Purple House Backpackers Hostel
where I was to stay until returning to Panama City next week.   
    When I arrived the manager and her old, old, dog Fluffy greeted me and showed me, the
kitchen, my shared bathroom, TV area, outdoor patio and my room. 
There was a notice on the door and one on the
bed : IMPORTANT SECURITY WARNING!
Do NOT leave valuables on your beds or near unattended windows or doors!
Bad guys stick long poles (up to 10 feet) inside the windows and doors and “fish” things off the
beds and sofas!  GUESTS HAVE LOST VALUABLES!!
Please take this warning seriously!  WE ARE NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR THEFT OR LOSS OF
ANY ITEMS.
    I better go shopping now while it’s daylight.  When I signed in I noticed others that came
today from the UK.  We will all meet tonight on the patio over a bottle of something.
I discovered I had no closet to hang my clothes and the prospect of staying in David was
becoming more unappealing so I told the manager that I had an emergency and had to cancel
my booking and leave the next day.
     I then got on the Internet and booked a room at the Hostal Nomba  Boguete.  She explained
I had to talk to the boss in order to do that.   I later met the boss, ANDREA the bitch from hell. 
She said I had a commitment for 8 days and now she can’t rent the room and until she does,
I have to pay for everyday she doesn’t rent.  I read my agreement that said I had to give a 24
hour notice to cancel but she responded that it was 72 hours in a confirmation letter she sent
me and each hostel has it’s own policy.
     I left to get some food and booze.  She stopped me again, as I was leaving, to inform me
that even though the hostel advertises 24 hour access, the security guard will not be on tonight
and if I return past 11:30, I will not be able to get in and DON’T ring the bell and wake her up! 
I assured her I would only be gone a short time and didn’t have any plans to go out that
evening.  When I returned from shopping,  I read the email she sent and agreed to pay for
3 days but then she informed me that I had to contact the booking agent “Hostel World” and
cancel so she could advertise the room .   I did and they said they would respond withing 72
hours.  She said I would have to pay if she didn’t rent the room.      I went out on the patio to
have a drink when a couple from Montreal showed.

Craig Blair from UK, ???, Tel Aviv, and Montreal leaving the Purple House Hostel
She worked as a ticket agent for a Canadian Airlines and he was a friend she invited to take a
two week getaway from the snow.  We were joined later by a couple from Portsmouth,
England and a man from Telaviv, Israel.  As the evening was getting closer to 11:30 and we
showed no signs of calling it a night, the Bitch from Hell came out and said she would make
an exception tonight ONLY and leave the gate unlocked.  Then we could leave and return
without disturbing her.
     We did and found our way to a little local bar to resume our travel talk
while sitting on the patio.
I went inside to buy a round of 6 beers for $3 and noticed the locals playing cards so joined
them.   
We playing 21 with each person taking turns being the dealer.  They go in a clockwise
direction like the water down the sink and as each person decides whether to take a hit or not,
the first person getting 21 wins unless another gets 21 and then the pot is split.
  I lost $6 before joining my friends.  We stopped on the way home at a street stand.  The
vendor sold fried bread and a variety of smoked meats.  The man next to me ordered one of
two or three items that all looked good so I told the vendor I wanted everything just like the
man ordered.  Instead, the vendor gave me one of everything he had.  My bag was $8 and
about 3 pounds worth of food.  I couldn’t ask him to take in back out of the bag so bought it
to share with everyone.  It was enough for 10 people so we found a car load of hungry locals
and offered some to them.  They eagerly accepted and we arrived home about 4:30 am and
was up and in the Taxi by Noon.
            I arrived at the bus station to board my yellow school bus 
for David.  We left in about 10 minutes and arrived in Boguete within the hour. 
I easily found the Nomba Hostel and met my beautiful Panamanian Hostess.  She showed me
to my private room which wasn’t much but cheaper than at the Purple House.  I had Internet
access, kitchen use, hot water, clean facilities, and easy access to Boquete.  I left to have a nice
Chicken Club sandwich at the Boquete Bistro and a $.35 Chocolate Coconut Ice Cream with
Almonds at Ana’s Sweets.  My Siesta took me back to warm summer days with a nice breeze
coming through the window and children playing outside.
    I went out to do a little shopping and returned to relax and catch up on my computer.
There was a Disco next door that started playing loud music at 2pm until around Midnight. 
That was a little distracting as most of the music sounded like the same thing over and over. 
I tuned it out and concentrated on Sudoku , reading and some games on my computer before
retiring
    Amigos Restaurant and Bar still served a good breakfast in the morning.  I brought the
computer and hooked into their free access to call Karen in Chicago.  It was Monday morning
and I think she was out to work.  I needed to call Mom to see if she received the taxes but it
was windy and music in the background.  I returned to the Hostel.
    My lovely Hostess said there was a Bookstore
across the street that served coffee and had open Internet access so I decided to investigate. 
The Book Store turned out to be quite nice.  It had a selection of New and Used books,
magazines and comfortable areas to plug in your laptop and connect to the Internet.  The
coffee was top notch too.
I bought “A Veiled Journey” by Shirley Palmer that was written prior to 9/11 and was about
the experience of a diplomat’s wife while stationed in Jeddah with her husband.  Very
interesting so far with good insights into Arabic culture and customs.  It was $3 .
    I want to do some hiking in Boguete and see some of the Museums so returned to drop off
my stuff and go explore. I ventured downhill for miles to visit a tourist center. Boquete is
strange when it comes to rain.  It is similar to Ireland’s “soft rain” in that it is like a fine mist.
It feels like the mister’s Arizona puts outside in the summer but it comes out of the sky.  I
didn’t realize the tourist center was off the beaten track and high up overlooking Boquete.  I
passed a Coffee Roasting Company
that served Breakfast, a Mexican Chocolateria, an Italian Restaurant and an Indian
Restaurant before I realized there was no more and no taxis out that far.  Now I had to climb
uphill to return.  I made it to Amigo’s and had a beer before returning to the Hostel. 
    When I arrived I saw Ryan my Host and he pulled up my bill for me.  He asked where I was
staying in Panama City on my return.  I said I had a room at the Acapulco and he told me he
had been burglarized while staying there.  The maid took his passport , wallet, money, Id’s
and Credit Cards out of the room.  The Owner denied any of his maids did so he took the
owner to court for not providing secure locks, surveillance or a guard to patrol the hotel. He
lost.   I have to go to the ATM again tomorrow but they haven’t credited my money transfer
yet and it’s been 6 days and two inquiries.  He directed me to the tourist place tomorrow so I
will put on my hiking shoes or take a cab. I think I’ll head for Zanzibar Blues bar and see if
they have any entertainment tonight.
Ngobe-Bugle
The Ngobe-Bugle (formerly Guaymí) are Panamas largest Indigenous group with
around 164,000 members. They inhabit the mountainous western provinces
of Chiriqui, Veraguas and Bocas del Toro.Although the Ngobe-Bugle have
recently had their territories recognized as a Comarca by the government they
continue to be threatened by outsiders.
               
        These are the Indians that live and work around Boquete.  Most work on the Coffee
Plantations or making crafts to sell.


The Emberá, with an estimated population of 20,000, inhabit the Darien rain
forest of Panama.  This tribe along with the Wounaan were formerly known as
the Choco because they migrated from the Choco province of Colombia in the
late 18Th century.  Both the Emberá and the Wounaan have a similar river
basin culture.

The Wounaan people number about 20,000 and also live in the Darien
rain forest.  In 1983 the
government of Panama recognized the Comarca Emberá-Drua, a
semi-autonomous Indigenous
territory for both tribes.  his territory overlaps the Darien National Park and
Biosphere Reserve.

These two tribes inhabit the Province that connects Panama to Colombia…Darien.  Darien is

also occupied by the FARC or Revolutionary forces of Colombia.  They take foreigners that
enter into Darien hostage and use the rain forest as a hideout and protection from the
Colombian Army.  Recently they have been threatening the villagers if Panama Army doesn’t
leave them alone.  Panama has been stepping up efforts to rout them from Panama under
pressure from the U.S. , Colombia and other Central American country’s.  They are presently
holding 3 American researchers hostage and our government can do little to help them.
The Kuna (Dule) have a population of around 47,000 members.  They migrated
from the Darien region of Panama to the San Blas Islands on the Atlantic coast
in the mid nineteenth century.  In 1938, after a long struggle,  the Comarca of
San Blas (Kuna Yala), a semi-autonomous territory, was recognized by the
Panamanian government.
The Kuna’s are the Indian tribe I hoped to visit while on San Blas.  The San Blas trip never
happened and neither did my visit.


        I decided to stay home until I find out what is going on with the bank and my money.  I
went out on the patio to play Sudoku and Ryan started asking me why I was here…business or
pleasure, etc.  I told him I didn’t like Phoenix in the winter and he found that hard to believe
since he has a Phoenix driver’s license.  His parents and relatives live in Mesa and
surrounding area.  He went to school in Boulder, Colorado and has a tour business in addition
to the other Hostel in Panama City.  
    Ryan drove out here and still has Arizona plates.  He had to drive through 7 countries and
his biggest problem was in Honduras.  Lonnie, even though he punched a Costa Rica Border
Police, still says his worst crossing was Honduras also.
    On the way back to the room, everyone was watching Shrek Goes to China and invited me
but no, I choose to spend my time informing my friends of my travels.  I could be watching
Shrek Goes to China!  I think I will. Oops…movie is over…so I go into the lounge area and
meet a couple from Milwaukee drinking Red Dog Beer.  They invite me to share and we talk
about travels.  They just returned from 5 weeks in Colombia and traveled to every major city
and never had a problem.  The people were so friendly and they enjoyed to entire trip without
any mishaps.  They travel a lot and had been to South East Asia and enjoyed that. They only
travel to 3rd world countries because that is all they can afford. We decided to try and visit
the Zanzibar but the streets were empty and everything was closed so we had a nice walk and
a view of the night stars in the mountains.  They invited me to join the hot springs party
tomorrow night.  We go up in the mountains in the evening to enjoy the stars at night away
from the city.  $15
        I walked to the Panamanian Roasting Company for a great breakfast
and hope to eat there every morning.  I stopped at the ATM and used my other card.  Both of
my accounts are dangerously low.  The one transfer won’t go through until day after
tomorrow.  That is when my other card expires.  I know they have issued me a new card but it
is in Phoenix not here.  Oh well, we have a Texas Holdem game tonight at the Hostel so
maybe I’ll get lucky.  I signed up after I returned and paid for the week.
         I was trying to call Mom and went to the Book Store thinking it would be quiet and out
of the way but they were closed.  I sat out on out porch thinking I would get a better signal
from them and still be able to call.  While I was fiddling with my headphones and trying to
hook up the phone, a couple strolled up to the Hostel.  They were inquiring about the Hostel
and the tours they offer but I couldn’t hear them with the traffic, etc.  The guy came up to me
and very slowly said “Si Habla Ingles?”  I said sometimes.  Then I explained I was only a guest
and he had to ring the bell. 
    My Magic Jack works great but you have to have a broadband connection and this wasn’t
one.  I did get a hold of Bill and he was going to call Mom but I told him he kept breaking up
and I wasn’t sure I could keep the connection.  He seemed to understand me perfectly.  I hung
up and went over to Mail Box Etc to call on Magic Jack over their Cable broadband.
    I had no problem and she had received everything and didn’t seem to mind she had to pay
over $9000 in taxes and $1000 in Penalties.  Her exemption for Real Estate will be taken
back this year and that could cost another $8000.   Now I know she is getting Alzheimer’s.
    I signed up for the Texas Holdem tournament and after returning to the Hostel I saw Craig
from Portsmouth , England that I played 21 with the night before in David.  I practiced some
Holdem with him and he joined me that evening for the tournament.

Craig, Myself, Chicago, Belize, Philly and Phoenix Ryan
  

The Winners
    9pm approched and we had a game with a young man from Chicago, another from Philly
that owned a Hostel in Boquete, a lady from Belize that won, and my friend Craig from
Portsmouth and the owner Ryan from Phoenix.  While we were there a retired American
History teacher from Denver showed up with 3  ladies from North Carolina.He turned out to
be a SERVAS Host and Traveler. They were on there way to San Jose , Costa Rica where the
man from Denver just came from.


        The next day I hired a taxi to take me out to Ceffati, a tourist center.  The view of Boquete
from there is
breathtaking. The Center sits on an overlook with the town down below in the valley.  The
river runs through the town and winds past the center.  My driver, Tommy, took me further
down the road and across the Wilson Bridge but explained any further and the road turns to
dirt and is very rough.  I had people tell me that you need a heavy duty 4 wheel drive with lots
of torqe and clearance to negotiate the back roads.  I let him take me where he wanted to and
we spent the next hour driving up and around then back down another mountain

The real Juan Valdez
on the other side of town.  It was truely spectacular.
There are some really beautiful homes around this city.  You get the feel of why this is one of
the top 10 retirement destinations in the world.      


        When I returned the three ladies from North Carolina were there.  I had directed them to
the Peruvian Restaurant and they thanked me for the recommendation.  They really enjoyed
it.  Two of them were Irish and sisters.  The other was going to San Jose to have cosmetic
dental surgery with a Costa Rican doctor that graduated from Baylor University in the US. 
One of the sisters, Sally Wade ,travels all over the world and is a travel writer.  She is in her
late 60´s and very active traveler.  She just returned from Cambodia and Laos.  Last year she
went all over South America and to the Artic Circle. She is also a CouchSurfer like me. Her
worst trip was in Sri Lanka when rebel Tamil stopped them in a road block, shot out their
tires, had them all down on the ground but let them go after robbing them. The other sister
never travels and this was her first trip out of the US.   She worked giving Care Takers a
break from caring for hospice patients.     
        I left to catch Happy Hour at Amigos. 

David from Atlanta,Myself Frank from Miami, Panamanian couple.
Judy was there. She was a lady I met on my last trip in and I’ve seen her at Amigos before. 
This time I introduced my self to everyone at he table and join them.  There was Frank from
Miami.  He was originally from the Bronx and lost an eye after 6 months in Vietnam as a
Marine. He came to Panama to help Panama Bill open and start his restaurant.  It was the
Original Panama Bill not the one from Newburyport that I met in Boca Del Toro last month
There was a retired school administrator from Chicago then Denver, Colorado named Janie.
  We had a nice with Mark the owner of Amigos .  A young Panamanian couple joined us.  She
was a real attractive girl with a beautiful smile and personality to match.  I went inside to play
pool and easily took the table until the girl challenged me.  She beat me hands down
so I went to the other table and played 9 ball with a couple of guys from Spokane, Washington.
  I then returned to my Hostal by myself.

 Three Dutchmen from Nimajken, Holland showed up, another from Oslo, Norway and

Craig was there with a Panamanian he met from Boquette that I think was in love with him. 
We all went back to Amigos to have a bite to eat then retired for the evening.        


    The next morning it was a lazy day.  I caught up on some reading and went to bed early.
    Today I hiked down to the Panamanian Roasting Company
and had a big breakfast then returned to check my emails.  I then got a Taxi to Paradise
Gardens. 
This is an animal sanctuary that Craig did some volunteer work at last month. 
A gentleman from Vancouver works there with his wife 8 months of the year then 4 months
back in British Columbia. 
He gave me a tour and introduced me to all the animals and birds. 
The grounds were beautiful and they even had a Butterfly farm. 
The owners are from England.


    On the return trip I stopped at Strawberry Marys
for fresh strawberries and cream
then caught a shuttle bus to the Center for $.50.


    Ryan promised to check with the shuttle service today to make sure I have a reservation for
Sunday morning.  I signed up for Buffalo Wing Dig he is putting on tonight for $4.
Friday I stopped at Amigo’s to join the expats for Happy Hour then returned to the Hostel. 
There were some new guests and we were talking about Panama Red and how the Drug Dogs
at the airport check everything.  I was saying how careful you have to be here when this young
lady, Valerie
, pulled out some Pot and loaded up a Coke Can pipe and passed it to me.  We
were all shared a little when Ryan came in and told us we had to take it outside
because he could get in trouble at the Hostel .   He wasn’t upset or anything and
neither were we.  It was getting pretty late at the Hostel Nomba Bar so Ryan
suggested we all go out
for the evening.  Well the evening was after midnight but we did.  Back to the
Amigo with about 6 of us so I bought a bucket of 6 beers for $5 and on the way
out to the table I missed a step and went down with the beer and all.  I broke
one bottle but Mark replaced it and apologized.  It appears it has happened more
than one on the same step.      
    We finished our beer and it was after 1am when we started back, I thought. 
Ryan had another Panamanian Disco Bar
in mind so we ended up there, after stopping at the Zanzibar.   I danced a little.
Valerie, the young girl I met at the Hostel , and I challenged the pool table.  We
won one and lost won and made a lot of nice friends.  The bar closed sometime
after 2:30 when we left with out drinks in hand.  The bars here give you the drink
in a plastic cup to take home.   We walked back and I crashed. 
    This morning and my last day, I went to the Papa Rico’s for lunch instead of
breakfast.  I ate there before on someone’s recommendation but the lasagna was
not real hot and I wasn’t impressed but decided to give it a second chance.  This
time I had the Chicken Parmesan and Rico came over to tell me how good it was
but I think it was more breading the Chicken.  He did make a great sauce but I
was still disappointed but left with a bigger belly.  I think I am gaining back than
1/8  of an inch I lost off my waist. 
    I shopped for some expensive souvenirs then returned to check my email at
the Book Store.  It appears when I leave for holiday everyone forgets about me.  
I had no email except Emergency weather reports about windstorms in Arizona.
    I had to stop over at my Juice Bar for a fresh Pineapple  drink to refresh me.  I
packed and read with a promise to bed down early tonight but Craig just stopped
by my room and invited me to join them for Jazz night at the Zanzibar. 
I’m off. The young man from Norway and a nice Panamanian lady joined us. 
Craig was telling me about his new 3 week job at Paradise Gardens.  He works
as a tour guide as helps take care of the animals.  The owner’s daughter told him
about a tourist that was in the enclosure with the monkeys and one got up on his
shoulder for a photo opportunity and started  screwing his ear.  He was posing
and thought the monkey had his finger in his ear.  It was tickling him and he was
laughing but everyone else was laughing for a different reason.
    Tonight is pay day and on Saturday all the Indians are back in town drinking
at the bars and catching up on the local gossip while their women
sit outside with the children and patiently wait for them.  Craig told me they also
have bare fisted fights for the right to their women.  They are held in a local
building and get pretty brutal.  The gringos come to watch and so did Craig.
    We arrived at the Zanzibar to hear the three piece Jazz band.  A Sax, Bass
guitar and drums.  They were actually quite good for Panamanians.  Frank and
Bill were there that I met at Amigos Happy Hour and after a beer I bid all good
night.  Tomorrow I have to get up to catch the shuttle to David and Air Panama
to Panama City.  We had hoped Valerie was going to join us.  She went to the Hot
Springs with a group. 
    When I got back into the Hostel Ryan had been back from the Hot Springs but
had to pick up Valerie at the Hospital.  She was bit by a Scorpion at the Hot
Springs and should be home shortly.  While I was working on my computer,
trying to improve my win average in hearts, Valerie returned her arm , neck,
and face swollen by the venom.  She was a little buzzed on pain killers and said
it had been hard to breath until the swelling receded.  We bid goodbye and I
went to bed but had a restless night.
    I was afraid of oversleeping the alarm because of my hearing, so kept waking
then falling back to sleep.  The alarm was set for 7am and my ride was arriving
at 7:45am.  I finally woke at 6:45 and dozed back off but when I awakened to the
alarm, it had been ringing almost ½ hr.  I had 15 minutes so jumped into the
shower, packed the computer and was at the front porch on time but no shuttle. 
I saw a transfer bus coming but he drove right past.  It was almost 8am and I
was panicking so decided to walk the short distance to the ticket office.  I walked
at a good pace and when I walked in to demand my ride, the wind had my hair
standing straight up like I stuck my finger in an electrical socket.  I’m being
serious and she is laughing.  After I realized what she was laughing at, the
situation wasn’t all that serious.  She explained the bus was there now and she
called him to stop at the office.  I was ready for the restroom after all that stress
so took advantage of the short wait when I discovered…no toilet paper. 
Fortunately that is one thing I am good about…carrying some toilet paper in my
back pocket just in case.
    I had the whole bus to myself.  It was rather nice because you are sitting up
higher than a car and get a better view of the beautiful countryside and homes.   
    The flight went well but the taxis here always say they know where the address
you give them is located until they get there and can’t find it.  Ryan told me to
just give them this dinky map that I could barely read and the taxi would know. 
I did, he didn’t.  I did ask Ryan to point it out on my map of Panama City and
after going around in a circle twice, I recognized one of the rare street signs and
BINGO we found it. 
Now the driver wants more money, of course, so I pay him and say goodbye. 
     This is one of 50 high rise condos in the Marbella area.  I had walked there
before so had a little idea of it but never remember seeing any nightclubs or
restaurants except Burger King.  Security took me through the gate and buzzed
the Hostel to make sure they were expecting me.  I took the elevator to the
Hostel and was greeted by a nice lady that took me to the reservation desk. 
This was very spacious and nice.  Then I noticed it was warm and though there
was an air conditioner, it wasn’t on and of course all the lights were dim.  The
lady explained that she was part time so called the manager who informed me
that I did NOT have a private room the first night because it was rented.  I said
goodbye and left for the Acapulco, feeling good that I never cancelled the
reservation. After a short taxi ride I was in my nice air conditioned clean room. 


            I met up with Loney from Idaho that evening at Fernando’s.  He is the type of person
you can depend on.  We shared a few pictures of beer before he left. Then Jim from San
Francisco and Mike showed up.  I wanted to bed down early because of my lack of sleep and
my next day was my last in Panama.  Never happened.  Billy showed up and we all were
drinking pitcher of beer when I decided to go up to my room.  I arrived and it was only 10pm
so I decided to rejoin the group.  2:30 in the morning I finally found my way back to the room.

     9.am the maid woke me to clean my room when I still thought it was 3:30 in the morning. 
I didn’t get up till around 11am and headed down to the restaurant for fresh Juice and coffee.
  After 10 minutes a waitress finally came over for my order and I had not even had a menu.  I
requested the menu when she realized I was still sitting in front of the last person’s trash.  She
then cleaned my space and presented me with the menu.  I asked for a coffee and she
responded that she was not my waitress.  I waited another 10 minutes for my waitress and
requested a  coffee.  She started to make it when another ordered some milkshakes and she
started doing that while I was still perusing the menu.  I decided to have the lunch Corvina
fillet special but she never returned.  She was in the kitchen picking up an order and I was
dying for a coffee.  I finally left and went down the street to the old hotel restaurant I had
stayed at.  The owner came right over and gave me my coffee and took my order.  He passed
it to the waitress and within five minutes I had my fresh Corvina , Macaroni Salad, Rice and
Lentils with Lemon for my fish. I paid the bill….$3.75 for one of the best meals I had in
Panama…with a smile on both our parts.
    I got some money from the ATM and headed for the Old City to buy some souvenirs.  A lot
of the shops were closed because it was either Monday or because it was Siesta time and after
2 pm .   I was confused and dizzy.  There was so much there and nothing had a price tag.  If
you wanted to know the price you had to get an attendant to serve you and then they would
hang on to you the entire time.   I was frazzled and hate shopping to begin with.  Outside I
could go to the Kiosk and bargain with the Indians but here I had to dismiss the attendant
and then recall them ever time I wanted to know the price of a hat, a blouse , the size of
something, the price of a basket…I finally left in chaos.
    I found a taxi and asked if he could pick me up in the morning at the hotel. He wanted $20
and I told him the last taxi I took to the airport was $10.  He started complaining that he had
to pay bribes and tolls to get into the airport so I just thanked him and said no.  Later he said
he would pick me up at 6 am for the $20.  I said sleep another 15 minutes and pick me up at
6:15 and I would give him $15 so he could sleep longer.  He still refused so I agreed to the
$20.  It is nice to have that cab waiting for you at that hour when you can’t miss a discounted
flight.
    I returned to the room disappointed over my accomplishments that afternoon.  I never did
buy the gifts I wanted but really didn’t care at that point.  I went over to see Loney at
Ferdinando’s but he hadn’t arrived.  Mike showed for a short time then Loney arrived and
agreed to meet me in Vietnam next winter.  We exchanged emails and then Billy, Jim and
Mike returned.  A man from New Zealand that Loney knew for the last 5 years arrived.  He had
traveled all over Colombia and had married a Brazilian from Rio that he lived with for 5 years
before divorcing her and coming to Panama.  I said goodbye to all and returned to my hotel to
set up a wake up call for 5:45 am and get some sleep .  I arrived and started giving orders to t
he desk clerk when ALL the power went out.  They turned on the generators but no phone or
lights in the lobby.  I went to my room and retired hoping my alarm would awaken me?
    5:45 a knock came on the door.  I thought that was more personal service than a phone call
with a recorded voice on the other end.   I was downstairs and out the door by 6am.  I hoped
Louis would be a little early.  The other Taxis tried to entice me into their cab and though I
thought about it, there was something about Louis’s sincerity and genuine friendliness that
made me wait.  If he wasn’t there by 6:15 am, the appointed time, I would take another.  I went
in the restaurant and had a nice glass of fresh Orange Juice and a coffee to go.  When I came
back out Louis was there to greet me with a big smile , the taxi door open, and a warm
welcoming “How are you doing this morning, David?”  I noted his taxi was always shining
inside and out.  He took pride in what he did and one of the few taxis that carried a fire
extinguisher.  His hair was in place, shoes shined, and mustache trimmed.  He smiled the
entire ride , all the while trying to practice his English with me.  If he said something I didn’t
understand, he waited until he reached a stop and would pull out his dictionary and say it
again or show me.  He had 3 sons and was a very proud father.  
    When we arrived it wasn’t even 7am yet so I got in the American Airlines check in with only
5 or 6 customers in front of me.  We filled out all out declarations in line and I checked my bag
and got my boarding pass.  I will have to claim my bag and go through customs in Miami…not
Phoenix.  That should give me something to do during my 4 hour layover.
    I jumped into the security line on the way to the gate.  There were only two machines open to
screen the passengers and they took there time.  One person at a time, not like the constant
moving line in other places.  The person in front of me stepped over the line, which was 20 feet
from the screener and a security lady came over and made him step back.  After we went
through that we had to check through immigration with our exit forms then we were free for 2
hours.  I went right by all the Tommy Hilfiger, Chivas Regal, Lacosta, Sony, etc Duty free
stores ..I swear almost 100 of them before I found a bathroom to freshen up.  All three hand
towel machines were empty with no air dryer.  People spending all that money in Duty Free
and can’t wash their hands.

CARTAGENA TO PANAMA CITY…AND DAVID

       I arrived in Panama City and went through customs to show my passport. The agent asked for my Visitor’s card. I explained I already had one that was good for 90 days and presented it. He said I had to return to the Visitor’s Card Kiosk and get a new one because I had left the country and it was no longer valid.
        I returned but there was a $5 fee and I had only Colombian Pesos and a Credit Card. The
$20 bill, American ,was in my suitcase in the baggage claim area on the other side of
Immigration. The woman would not accept the Visa or the Pesos and there was no place to
change the money over to Dollars or ATM machine available. She referred me to the
Immigration office where I could complain to the Boss. I did and he laughed and sent me back
to her. Then she told me to go back to Copa Airlines and talk to them. I didn’t even fly on
Copa , I flew on Aries and what was the airlines supposed to do. What was I supposed to do
…spend the rest of my vacation in Immigration, sleeping on the floor with no bags in limbo
until my American flight returned me to the USA. A professional business man approached
and asked her what was my problem? She explained he paid my $5. I offered him $20 in Pesos
t he could cash easily on the other side and he said no problem you have enough of those
already. I turned to get back in line but now it was three plane loads long and up the stairs. I
understood what he meant.
        An hour and a half later I finally arrived to show the Immigration Official my Visitor’s
card and Passport but there were 5 carousels for baggage and Aries had come and gone. I
didn’t know which one my bag arrived on so went to each checking all the luggage and
anywhere I saw luggage I checked it. There were lost or stolen luggage offices for Copa,
American, and all airlines except Aries. I finally went upstairs to find the Aries counter but it
was closed because they only fly two or three flights a day and this was not the time to check
in for any of them. I went to information but she only spoke Spanish and had no idea what I
was trying to convey. I said my bag is not at the Aries baggage claim and all my medicine was
in it which I needed.  Some young Panamanian understood and translated then she told him
where the Aries office was behind the scenes.
I thanked him and started going down all these dark corridors behind the ticket desks until I
came up to a locked door with an Aries sign on it. I knocked and prayed at the same time
until one man answered and invited me in. I explained everything and he requested my claim
slip. He recognized it immediately and said yes I have your bag. I almost kissed him. Then he
took me back through Customs.   I had to leave my passport and get a special pass to enter the
baggage area. There he unlocked a holding room and there was my bag. I was so relieved.
        I paid $30 for a taxi and I checked into the Mar Mar that had Internet access. It cost
$38.50 and I assumed it was an upscale establishment. It was not. There was no shower head
on the shower, no knobs to control the Air Conditioner, no access to the pool on the roof,
none of the Computers worked, no hot water, I couldn’t open the windows or even open the
drapes to see out. It was a dump and I paid for two days with my Visa.
      I went over and met Loney at Fernando’s.
Fernandos
Spike or Jim as his name turned out to be showed up with a friend from Santiago, Chili
named Michael. He spoke fluent English and flew around the world buying up beach property,
then designing and building or remodeling his own home He would then sell  it and move on.
He made good money and did it mostly by himself. Michael had just bought a small
motorcycle to get him around the backwater in search of property.


        Jim was saying that everyone in Panama could pick themselves up and be a success.
Lonnie said more than 36% never attend school and on $300 a month it is difficult to get
ahead even with a education the companies won’t pay much more. Jim kept talking how he
was poor and made a life but Loney pointed out that that was in the states. Then Loney was
talking about his wife and daughter in Panama. They were gassed with a drug that puts you to
sleep, robbed of everything in the house, and awoke the next day without any knowledge of
what happened. The police were of no help. He put a sign in the neighborhood advertising a
$500 reward but only one person called and he said it was his brother. The police thought it a
Vendetta against his brother but wanted to arrest him to show they were doing there job.
Loney wouldn’t press charges then the police came and requested they give him the reward
money since they worked so hard on the case and get paid next to nothing.
      Michael said if Loney didn’t like it in Panama, why doesn’t he move instead of
complaining? Loney has been here 5 years and loves it. He was just explaining to Jim how
corruption and the system make it difficult for everyone. He owns a three bedroom house, is
married and has a daughter. Michael pissed him off and for a minute I thought Lonnie was
going to hit him but Michael choose to move before he did. Loney told Jim he knew nothing
about Panama and stormed off to eat.
        Michael picked up Marji from Senegal, Africa. A very attractive intelligent prostitute and
though I saw him around ,he didn’t join us for a couple of nights.
Then Orlando and Fernando join us. They graduated from Balboa Catholic High School in
Panama City back in the ’60s. They grew up together and were like brothers. They both had a
good education and spoke fluent English so left Panama right after graduating. Fernando
joined the Navy and was in Vietnam during the end of the war. Orlando had joined the Army
around the same time but never got sent to Vietnam. They were retired now after living in
Monterrey, California, Germany, and different parts of the world for the last 35 years. We
enjoyed a great conversation. They were very charismatic and intelligent. Orlando gave up
drinking and smoking years ago and is Fernando’s designated driver. Orlando knew a
musician in Phoenix called Young Ocean. He plays hip hop, rap and that thing but asked me
to say hello if I saw him.
        They left when Julio, a English teacher from Venezuela introduced himself and asked to
join us.  I think Julio, being obviously drunk, attracted the attention of the local street
prostitutes and within minutes there were three

Julio,Friends?and Fernando
of them sitting with us asking if we had wives or were alone, what hotel, etc. I got out of there
and despite my suggestion, Julio was Kissee face with them like a kid in a candy store.


        My Second day in Panama City was pretty uneventful. I did manage, after visiting 3
Internet Cafes to find one that would fax out my Mother’s taxes. It took over an hour on this
antiquated fax machine and $15 for 15 pages. I have no idea if they were ever received at
Shangri La where I live. Tomorrow I will find out. I did book a flight and a room in David but
got my dates screwed up and am leaving on the 22 of February but don’t have a room in
David until the 23rd. All hotels and hostels are booked solid.
        I will not stay in this dump I’m at anymore .   I decided to return to the place I stayed
before, but they were booked.   I got a room at the Acapulco
next door for my last two days for $33 and am moving tomorrow.


        After dinner I stopped at Fernando’s and saw Tony from Chicago. He had befriended
Kyle from Seattle, a Fresh water fish Biologist that is a Scuba diver and a big fan of “South of
the Border” countries. He has also been to Laos , Cambodia, Thailand as well as Mexico ,
Nicaragua , Costa Rica and arrived yesterday to Panama. Kyle is taking a language course in
Spanish at Anita’s Hostel where I stayed the first week. Anita’s was full this time of year so he
is staying at the Acapulco.   Tony talked about all his women and sounded like the braggart
David that I met in Cartagena the last night. He finally went over to the casino and Lonney
showed up for a beer before dinner. He left then Julio, the Venezuelan school teacher I met
last night arrived. We introduced everyone and talked about teaching. Julio has a Master’s
Degree in Venezuelan Literature and teaches at a University for high school graduates that
can’t afford an education. It was set up by Hugo Chavez to give underprivileged students an
opportunity to get a higher education. He also teaches English in High School. He said that
before Chavez, he could barely afford a used car on his salary. He loved the American
expression, “Helluva” He made a point of giving us one of his teaching aides:
If Mrs. Zippy were to wear Miss Zouris new dress, what would Dela Wear.
I’ll ask her.
Mississippi. Missouri, Alaska
        His wife showed up along with his friends that were on a 6 day tour. I had a photo in my
camera of him kissing a black prostitute the night before

Julio in Lustbut kept it to myself.
Jorge, his neighbor arranged their tour for a cheap price.   Jorge was on his way to the casino
to meet some of the local girls. He had been to Singapore and pretty much around the world,
yet he spoke no English. Julio’s met his wife in college back in the ’70’s and after 10 years of
dating , married and have 3 children. His daughter is 24 studying law, his 18 year old boy is
in the University to be a Mechanical Engineer and his other son at 17 is preparing for college.
All speak fluent English because he and his wife started them when they were young children.
He also has three other young children he raises that belonged to his adopted sister. She had
a rare Brain cancer and died so they took the children in. He said none of this would have
been possible without Hugo Chavez and the changes he made his 9 years as President. He
pays $1 a gallon for gas and now drives a new economy car. He has been to Bogota and did
his Thesis on Corruption in Government. We all exchanged emails, book titles and movies to
see.
        I went home but on the way to the hotel the hooker that was trying to get Julio in bed last
night stopped me to ask if I am available. I told her no and then she asked for $2 which I gave
her to buy a soda or something while she waited for her next trick on the patio. She spoke
good English and had said she lived in Flushing, N. Y. a few years ago.
        Kyle and I met for breakfast the next morning then took off for Costa Viejo and went to
both the History Museum
(a joke) and then to the Canal Museum
that was rather nice. The problem with the Canal Museum was they never mentioned the
almost 70 years the 33rd Infantry Regiment was stationed along with other troops from the
USA in over 10 different forts all over the Canal Zone and the contribution they made during
and after WWI and WWII. They only showed the history of the building, giving most of the
credit to the French.  The big theme was about Panama’s taking back the canal from President
Carter in a Treaty he signed in the ’70’s and became official in 1999.


        We left and stopped at the Café that I visited before.

Kyle studying the local architecture.
  We walked to the Plaza Francia
, the old Church
and the neighborhoods around the area.   



We took a taxi that dropped me at the hotel, so I could transfer over to the Acapulco, and took
him to his Spanish lesson on the other side of town.


        I checked in and unpacked took a shower and put on clean clothes. I had been wearing
the same shirt and shorts for the last two days because I refused to unpack anything in that
filthy joint I had been staying at. Now I felt like a new person.  I then then meet Loney and his
wife Marcia at Fernando’s .  She was sharp and very classy. She had spent a month is Spain
and traveled a little of Central America. Tony showed up then Kyle. Loney and Marcia left
then Michael arrived with his girlfriend from Senegal.  He brought his laptop and was showing
us homes he had built or remodeled on a slide show.  Nice places near the beaches of the
world.  Kyle and I when to dinner.  It was night to sleep in a real hotel room that night.
     I was to meet Kyle at the Plaza Francia for lunch but he didn´t make it.  I took some photos
San Jose Church 1675
and browsed the shops then had a great Pizza with the best coffee
in the world and a Chocolate Torte to end it. 
Cost me $2 for this Photo and you
get a copy FREE!  Notice the beaded ankles and the sarong. Enjoy!
I bought a few expensive souveniers       
Slave Labor


for all my friends then returned to an Internet station in hopes of getting a room in David for
my first night before checking in to the Purple Hostel.


    I flew out of Panama City

to David the next morning.

PANAMA CITY TO CARTAGENA COLUMBIA

Despite my lack of sleep I managed to stay awake after breakfast and the help of 3 Cappuccinos.  While I was waiting at the gate, I asked a gentleman if he was going to Cartagena and will the electric be the same as in Panama City.  He misunderstood me and said it was 220V or I misunderstood him.  Either way, I felt I now needed an adapter.  Frantically I started going through the Duty Free Digital shops trying to find one.  Finally there was an adapter but it was $130 and have two I paid $50 each for at home (of course).  I thought it best to wait until I arrived and find out for sure.
The plane was supposed to leave at 10:30 but 10:30 came and went without anyone from
Aries-Aero at the desk.  I checked the departures and all the planes, except mine,had left
already.  It was still listed and the Gate was the same so I started asking people if they were
also taking the flight.  They were but were at a loss as to why no one was there.  Eventually a
Clerk showed and apologized for the delay.  All 10 of us boarded another two prop puddle
jumper and headed for Columbia.
The seat wouldn’t recline and I couldn’t sleep so spent my time playing Sudoku when the
steward came by with a meal for us!  I was impressed.  The flight was only about an hour and
a half.  The plane appeared to be landing on the water when all of a sudden the tarmac came
up.  
The Airport reminded me of Panama City Airport.  The city looked like one big sprawl as we
were coming in.  I went through customs but when I came out there were no cabs, cars, or
buses.  The area was empty! I thought the strike had spread to Columbia but it turned out they
don’t allow anyone near the airport without security calling them in.   
Security was calling a cab for me when I realized I needed some Pesos.  The guard watched
my bag while I ran back in and changed $10 for 18000 Colombian Pesos.  The taxi picked me
up we left the Airport.  We turned the corner and there was Cartagena.
  It was identical to Panama City.  Huge hi-rises and hotels along the waterfront.  
My hotel was on the other side of the city along a Peninsula with a row of Hotels.  I was told
the ride would be $5 but when I gave him 10,000 Pesos he balked and asked for more.  I think
I paid him 15,000 Pesos and decided I better find out what the exchange rate was before I left
the hotel.  
Pietro Italian Hotel


The clerk asked me to pay for the first night and I stupidly gave her the Credit Card and told
her I wanted to pay for all four nights.  555,000 Pesos…or $292.  
The room was large, old and run down.  Everything worked O.K. and I even had a small
reading lamp that had a 75W bulb!  It was torn and crooked but worked.  There was the
paintings or copies of paintings that were streets of the old city I was to visit.  A plastic flower
arrangement covered in dust and faded with time. 
The water went down the sink clockwise so I knew I was in South America.
I was unpacking when someone knocked on my door.  I left the chain lock on and peeked out.  It was a waitress with three drinks for me.  I never ordered that and refused.  Then the phone rang to tell me that it was complimentary lime aide to thank me.  She returned and I tipped her because I felt guilty shutting the door in her face.
The streets were dark and poorly lit when I headed out to explore the nearby neighborhood. I
stopped into a Hotel next door to see how much there rooms were.  They had everything my
hotel had except Internet access and a restaurant.   It was $25 a night which was over $50
cheaper.  I could have saved $200 which would have subsidized my return plane fare!
       There were a lot of hawkers trying to get you to buy emeralds.  Quite a few street beggars
and people that just have nothing. Though I find Cartagena a little better than Panama City,
the Barrios are BAD.  I took a cab to Viejo Centro.  The old city of Cartagena.
Old Cartagena


       I felt safe there because of all the tourist and police everywhere. It was beautiful and the
most of the restaurants were high dollar and high class. Except for almost getting run over by
a horse drawn carriage, I had no other mishaps.  The temperature here is cooler than Panama
with a lot less humidity.  Panama has to have special dehumidified Salt shakers or they give
you a miniature bowl with salt you pinch on your food.     
        There was a main square with lots of outdoor seating and different restaurants.

View from my table
  Every waiter wanted you at their table and pretty girls tried to get you to sit down.  I finally
gave in under the pain of hunger and had a really delicious Chicken and Mushroom pizza with
a jug of the house wine.  It was good and should have been for $30.  
I walked around a little but decided to take a taxi back to the hotel and catch up on my Puddle
Jumper Lag.
          The next morning I got on the Internet and finally got Mom’s taxes completed.  Now to
get them printed so I can fax them when I return to Panama. The hotel provides for a
breakfast buffet but by 9am it’s looking pretty beat up.  The coffee urn was never plugged in
and though they made it fresh it was cold by the time I arrived.  The fruit salad was picked
over little pieces floating in juice at the bottom of the bowl.  A cook actually prepares some
scrambled eggs for me to go with my watered down juice and cold coffee.  
        Two o’clock rolled around and Mary’s Tours picked me up for a City tour.  We drove to the
top of a mountain in a Chiva. 
Check out the Painting
It’s an open air bus painted with all kinds of scenes and colors.  They are decorated with bells
and whistles and very Festive.   The MC
Our Guide
spoke in English and Spanish as we were full with people from the US, Chile, Colombia, and
parts of South America.  We stopped to see the Old Shoes.

Comfortable Old Shoes
I sat with Paul and his beautiful Spanish girlfriend. 

Marianna and Paul
He was from San Francisco and I think she was Colombian.  They were traveling around and
leaving for some Island Beach resort.  He spoke fluent Spanish and was very congenial , as was
she.  
       The driver showed us around our neighborhood then drove into the city along the water
then up this narrow mountain road
Tin Shack…Million Dollar
Dreams
to a convent overlooking the City. 
We did a tour of the Convent,
that was built in 1604 then headed back
pilgrimage to the convent
for a tour of this fort built by the Spanish. 
That was quite a hike
and they took us through narrow long, dark tunnels
This is dark , as there is no
light…my flash illuminated it.
up to the parapets. 
We would stop along the way for a brief lecture and for David to rest. One of the lectures was
about the fact that Cartagena has mostly salt water and very little fresh water.  That is why, he
warned us, we should NOT drink the tap water.  Now I find out!  Maybe I’ve survived because
I only drink it with Rum?  The hotel coffee will kill me first.  They make a large pot with a
pound of coffee, then when its empty they just pour some more hot water over the grinds.  The
first pot is Killer the the second is next to Killer!
      We then headed into the Craft Shops at the Old City but never got to see much before a
mandatory stop at the Emerald Cutting factory. I noticed a colorfully dressed Black woman
with this basket on her head.  I called Paul over to ask her what she was selling.  It turned out
to be different types of coconut candies. One made with molasses another with a nut topping,
all very sweet.  I took a photo of her basket and she wanted money.
She is keeping the flies away from the candy
  If I had taken a photo of her, I would have given her money.  I said, “If I took a photo of our
bus, was I supposed to give the driver money?”  They really try to get your money, anyway they
can.
    When we arrived at the Emerald factory, I kept chiding Paul that he could get a better deal
on emeralds for Marianna if he bought them my the dozen.  He kept shoeing me away?  We all
got to pick a number and one of our lucky women won an emerald.  After much oohing and
ahhhing everyone started breaking out their Credit Card to appease there wives and we entered
the SHOW room. 
    I ran out the door and headed for the beach before it got dark. 
We were close enough to my hotel and I did want to take a few photos. On the way to the beach
I noticed a young women wearing a leg prosthesis exposed and crutches trying to find anything
of any value on the ground.  She yelled over to get my attention but she already had it.  I gave
her a dollar and she thanked me.  Such a big shot I am.  Me complaining about a mosquito bite
that I thought could be Dengue and a toothache that eventually went away after taking
Ibuprofen like candy. 
    When I was returning to the room I noticed an Internet Station and asked about printing
from the computer.  They directed me down the street and at another location I found a man
that said he could do that.  I vowed to return and went back to the room to freshen up for
dinner.
    I ate at Pietro’s in the Hotel and order a Fillet Mignon. It was not a Fillet but was a good 12 oz
steak that came with Fresh French Fries on the side and sat in the middle of a beautiful hand
painted plate with salad on the left with green pepper and salad on the right with red pepper so
Pietro got his Italian Red, White, and Green in the order of the Italian flag.  A nice touch I
thought.  I do think his prices are closer to Roma than Cartagena but the whole meal with wine
and tip was $25.  That was better than the Pizza I had the night before. My waiter was trying to
practice his English and I my Spanish.  I will eat here again.


A little aside about Colombia.


Colombia


The problem with Colombia is everyone has an army. You have the mine owners with their
separate armies, the cocaine dealers with their armies, the rebels on the right and the left with
their armies and of course, the Colombian government with their army. Alliances between
these disparate groups shift like sand in an hourglass.
The rebels are only in it for the money. They have no real agenda and will extort money from
the miners, cocaine dealers or locals. Occasionally, they will enter a town and rape and murder
just because they can. The Colombian Government will eventually arrive but will not chase the
rebels into the jungle.
The cocaine dealers contended this war was hurting their business and needed to stop. It’s kind
of scary when the drug dealers have more sense than the mine owners. Anyway, the drug
cartels attempted to broker a peace but all sides could not agree. Finally, a few years ago, the
Archbishop and all sides reached a peace settlement and the area is now relatively quiet
compared to the Emerald War days. Security still rules this dangerous place.


Emerald Congress
During the conference, Victor Carranza, Colombia’s emerald czar, was arrested by the
Colombian military. He was charged with organizing a right-wing death squad. Carranza, 63,
owner of the Muzo and Cosquez emerald mines, was the main organizer of the event. More
than 600 emerald miners and 200 gemologists attended. Due to the present recession in
Colombian emeralds, the Colombian gem dealers agreed only to treat their emeralds with
cedar-wood oil or Gematrat. This agreement will expire after the GIA publishes its long
awaited research report on emerald treatments.
Emerald Production Today
The vast majority of emeralds today are from the Muzo and Cosquez mines. Both of these
mines are known for their green-yellow colors. Cosquez now accounts for 60-85% of today’s
production. Most of this production is cut into squarish emerald cuts.
Most of the production at Muzo is taking place in underground shafts. Miners use pickaxes
and drills and load the black shale onto ore carts, then haul it to the surface for cleaning and
sorting.
There are several open tunnels at Cosquez. The material where emerald is found is gray shale.
The tunnels are filled with 1/2 foot of water and the ceiling is so low you have to crouch.
Collapses are common.
Chivor is the other main mining district in Colombia. In 1996, a Canadian company, Chivor
Emerald Corporation, Ltd. bought an 80% stake in the mine. The new company uses
computers and modern mining methods to search for rough emerald. Its software plots
mining moves with three-dimensional diagrams. They have only found about $250,000 worth
of stones so far. These stones tend to be longer emerald cuts and green-blue in color. The one
advantage to these stones is that they are cleaner than the goods from Muzo and Cosquez and
sometimes do not require oiling.
Nearly Half of Colombians Want To Leave
According to recent poll by Reuters, nearly half of all Colombians would like to start a new life
abroad because of rampant violence and the deteriorating job situation at home. The
telephone survey showed 45 percent of those questioned would like to leave the country and
more than 33 percent said the United States would be their first choice of destinations.
Among those who said they would like to leave Colombia, 38 percent said they would do so
for “economic and professional reasons”. Colombia’s National Statistics Department said
urban unemployment had reached 14.5 percent, the worst level in 10 years. About 33 percent
said they would leave the country to escape insecurity and violence. Colombia is one of the
most violent countries in Latin America with more than 25,000 homicides and 1,800
kidnappings last year. It also has the oldest and largest guerrilla forces in the hemisphere and
US officials and Western diplomats estimate the rebels now have De facto control of at least
40 percent of the country. Three-quarters of those polled said the overall situation in Colombia
was getting worse, with only 7 percent saying it was improving.
    Where are the safe places?
    How much risk is there for expats?
    The Secretary of State has designated three Colombian groups, the Revolutionary Armed
Forces of Colombia (FARC), the National Liberation Army (ELN), and the United Self-Defense
Forces of Colombia (AUC), as Foreign Terrorist Organizations. These groups have carried out
bombings and other attacks in and around major urban areas, including against civilian
targets.. Terrorist groups have also targeted critical infrastructure (water, oil, gas, electricity),
public recreational areas, and modes of transportation.
During the past two years, incidence of kidnapping and other violent crime has decreased
markedly in most urban centers, including Bogota, Medellin, Barranquilla, and Cartagena.
    Petty crime is prevalent in cities, especially in the vicinity of hotels and airports. Theft of
hand luggage and travel documents at airports is common, particularly at El Dorado
International Airport in Bogota.
    Violence occurs frequently in bars and nightclubs. Taking illegal taxis, which are sometimes
characterized by a driver and a companion and irregular markings, is dangerous. Travelers should not get into a taxi that already has one or more passengers. Travel by bus is risky. Attempts at extortion and kidnappings on rural buses are not unusual. In general, travel by road in rural areas is dangerous because of the kidnapping threat and activity by organized criminal groups. In no case should Americans travel by rural road at night.
    Criminals sometimes use the drug “scopolamine” to incapacitate tourists in order to rob them. The drug is administered in drinks (in bars), through cigarettes and gum (in taxis), and in powder form (tourists are approached by someone asking directions, with the drug concealed in a piece of paper, and the perpetrator blows the powder into the victim’s face). The drug renders the person disoriented and can cause prolonged unconsciousness and serious medical problems.
Another common scam is an approach to an obvious tourist by an alleged “policeman,” who says he wants to “check” the foreigner’s money for counterfeit U.S. dollars. The person gives the criminal money, receives a receipt, and the “policeman” disappears.



    Tomorrow I take a Chiva Rumba tour of the bars and the dance places in the City. That little
bit about scopolamine was told to me by a Panamanian.  If you take a lady home or go to her
place, she often requests you lick or suck her nipples…scopolamine will put you out for two
hours while she steals you blind and throws you out in the street or leaves you.   St
Christopher protect me!
    It pays to rise early.  I did get first pick of the buffet this morning and had a great breakfast..
.except for the coffee.  Today was time to print the taxes out.  I arrived at the Internet Station
to discover their printer was broke!  There is a conspiracy to ruin my vacation.  The clerk
recommended another place down the street and guess what?  I printed everything perfect and
was out in an hour.  It did cost me $14 but I didn’t care.  I wanted to return to fax the
documents to the States but that was asking too much.  Their international connection was
down.  I don’t have a number to fax to yet.  Time is running out as Mom has to have all this
into the assessor by March 1…less than two weeks.  I was returning to the hotel when I noticed
The “Juan Valdez Cafe”. 
There is a Juan Valdez…or someone with brilliant marketing skills.  I deposited my papers in
a safe place and took off to have lunch in the Old City.


    It was one photo opportunity after another.  The Old City is truly a World Heritage Site. 
To stay within the wall, you need to be one of the World’s millionaires or a Drug Lord. 
      My camera almost burned up from taking some many photos so fast.  


    
Fish Market
I did find a local joint for a light lunch and after deciding against the soup a sandwich with
lime aide sounded good.  I noticed the waiter go outside the restaurant and return with my
lime aide.  It was fresh and good.  It was quite a while before I realized everyone was getting
served except me.  They were all eating the soup.  The waiter caught my look and then ran
outside again returning from next door with my sandwich. 
It appears they contract with the vendors to provide certain items on the menu then pick them
up and serve their customers with the items.  No labor costs and the restaurant just charges
you more for eating at a table verses standing outside on the street.  It’s a win win. 


       I don’t know what my sandwich was but it looked like a Freshly baked Sub Roll and that was
all I recognized.  The filling was like a sloppy Joe but chunks of an unidentifiable meat, some
sauce, peppers, onions and lettuce.  I ate it and said a prayer. 
    Juan Valdez was called so I returned to have a Latte.  He wasn’t there but the Manager took
care of me.  There are hundreds of these in Colombia and as far as Armenia.  Three or four are
located in the U.S. on the East Coast.  I thought a Siesta was in order before my night out on the
town in the Chiva Rumba.
    It is now 8:45 p.m. and I’ve seen 4 Chivas pass but none stop.  I’m ready to give up this idea of
a 62 year old traveling on a bus with a bunch of drunks visiting Discos when the man shows up
for me. I saw this on PBS one evening and it looked like fun. Well it is if you Speak Spanish.
Now I get aboard with all Spanish speaking people.   
      Our lady Host for the night started out by standing up in her seat and wiggling her ass to the
beat then called on all the women, row by row to do the same. Show us your asses! I was
enjoying the spontaneity when she announced all the men now have to do the same starting with
me. I haven’t even finished my first Rum and Coke when it was my turn.  I understood that! We
all had a good laugh.
    Later the “Tony Cummins”
M/C started berating me while he was trying to get everyone to do Ole Ole Ole…and I was
looking out the open door trying to take a photo.  He pointed out that I was thee only Gringo on
the bus and please excuse me.  I turned to see everyone looking at me and laughing and I though
t how it was when Tony did the same to people that didn’t understand the English language at
the Dubliner.  I laughed with them.  Those of you that don´t know Tony, I´m sorry but I can´t
describe him, you have to witness him.
    Later I met another Gringo that spoke Spanish.  His name was David and he lived in Miami. 

David from Miami…notice the cross.
He had been all over Central and South America as well as Spain.  He helped me out a lot.  I was
definitely in the Minority…thought everyone was very friendly and helpful….filling my drink
again and again.  On an empty stomach I was feeling the punch.


    We did a brief tour around the area then pulled up beside another Chivas along the way. 
Who could yell loudest,etc.  Then we stopped in Old Cartagena for a walk about and the band
joined us.
Band on Break
After that we ended up at a Disco on the Ocean when the other David got ripped off by the
waiter and left.  It was a tourist trap. I met a couple from Santiago, Chile that had been on the
previous tour with me of the City.  We talked on the beach for a while in broken Spanglish.
Then I joined the crowd but wanted to dance.  No solo Senoritas so I took a cab back. 


     It was only 11:30 pm so I went down the street to a local bar. Stopping at the corner bar, I
asked for a Rum and Coke and got a beer. Better brush up on my pronunciation.  There I met
Peter and Thomas from Stuttgart. 
David, Thomas and Chef Peter
      Peter turned out to be a Chef, want to be Restaurant owner, that was opening his own
place when he returned to Germany. Thomas worked on computers and each year the two of
them plan an extended vacation somewhere in the world. They have traveled extensively in
South and Central America. I bid them good night and returned to my room.


        I don’t think I would return to Colombia unless I came with someone the next time. 
        It took a while to recover from the Rumba Tour. I had breakfast, I think, then returned to
bed until 1pm.
        The Internet connection wasn’t working so I couldn’t call Mom or get any emails. I went
to four Internet stations hoping to at least check my email and book a room in Panama. All
were closed and it appeared the Main Internet Provider for the country of Colombia was down.
    Walking along the street, I noticed a lot of the vendors carry their wares in a basket they
balance on their head. They all had great posture. I was looking for David, the man I met on
the Chiva to see if he wanted to have dinner. Finally I went to a street Café for a Colombian
dinner that turned out to be a breakfast.
    The Platter consisted of a big hunk of bacon. Like 4 slices but not sliced and cooked well.
There was a Chorizo, Rice, Hilago (well done liver ground into a powder that resembled grey
awdust) Beans, Tomato, Onions, Avocado, Fried Banana, all topped with a Fried Egg. I ate it
all and it was pretty good!
        I returned to the hotel to see if the Internet was up and running? It was not. On the way
downstairs, I saw David coming up with a beautiful Colombian lady. He left the Disco last
night a little pissed off because the waitress short changed him and went into town. After a
few more drinks, he fell into a hole on the dimly lit street but made it home. I had dinner so
asked if he wanted to join me for a beer? He said he may be over in a while but judging by the
looks of his lady, I doubt it.
    I returned to the same corner café for a beer and ran into David from Oklahoma and another
guy from Northern California. Both only met the day before but spoke
 some Spanish and share a love for the local women scene.  David lived in Cuba for 3 years,
Brazil for almost a year, Peru for a while and Columbia is his favorite.  He has been to Cali,
Bogota, Medillen, and Cartagena.  He spends about 3 months a year in the US.  The other man
leaves Northern California for 6 months a year when the weather is cold. He has been all over
Central America and parts of South America.  He loves the women too but treats them with
more respect then the loudmouth Oklahoman who was rude and arrogant.  He yelled at the


BOCA TO BOQUETE PANAMA


The last evening I found myself watching an Australian Candid camera type of show called
“Balls of Steel”.  There were three or four strange episodes. One was a young man that wanted
to see how many people he could get to “hit the floor”.  He put on a cowboy hat, stuck his
hand under his t-shirt as if he had a gun and walking into a restaurant and shouted, “Hit the
floor” and everyone including the wait staff and cooks got down on the floor.  Then he left
and did it again and again…every time, everybody in the place “hit the floor”. That was ALL he
said. Somebody might have shot him in the US.
The last episode, a nicely dressed women went to some shin-dig in Hollywood and stopped
celebrities announcing she was a reporter for an Australian News Show and want to ask a few
questions.  They all agreed and she had cameras rolling but pulled out a dildo with the mike
inserted inside then stuck it to their face while asking questions.  David Carridine  answered
about four questions not even noticing, until the last, that it was a dildo he was talking into.  I
think he was stoned.  Then he laughed and bit the dildo.  Others were furious and slapped it
out of the women’s hand. Finally security told her that wasn’t appropriate and escorted her
out.  Leave it to the Aussies.
I awoke to the owner’s wife knocking on my door with a wake up call. I bid them Arrivederci 
and departed.  Alberto did his best to smile but was obviously depressed and upset over
something.  His wife was smiling and trying to cheer him up.  I think the Panamanian system
that closed his kitchen had something to do with it.  I didn’t feel so bad about losing that
money in the stock market.  He still had to deal with an ongoing situation that didn’t look
good.

Security confiscated my lighter during a search at the airport.  There are 12 of us boarding a
36 seat puddle jumper going on a half hour flight a short distance in country.  They search
everybody here because they don’t have x-ray machines to put your luggage through.  
The flight got a little turbulent when we were going over the mountains.  A small plane like
that was bouncing up and down and side to side.  We landed safely in David. 
I noticed the police with a dog sniffing out our bags before we could claim them   David,
named after me, is a fair sized city on the Pacific side surrounded by fertile farmland and
close to beaches.  I asked an American if she lived here? “Thirteen years” she replied. I was
going to take a taxi to the bus station and then the bus to Boquete when she remarked that
another man was also going that way.  I teamed up with him and split the $25 taxi.  
It was a 45 minute ride up the mountains and into the valley where Boquete is located.  The
countryside and weather was fantastic.  Like Hawaii with a lot of volcanic rock but green fields
and fauna. A cool breeze and sunshine. The taxi took me to Pension Topas. 

Axel, the German owner, greeted me and showed me my room.  He moved me to a cheaper
room that wasn’t much different than the one I booked for $22 a night.  This was $19 with hot
water, blankets on the bed, no TV but a private bath and two beds.  You could hear the near
by babbling brook flowing over the rocks.  We passed the pool on the way. The grounds were
like you imagine the Garden of Eden. 


Little children running around laughing and chasing a wild Rooster.


I hiked into town, after unpacking, and ran into the man from Reno that I shared the cab with.
  We explored the town together.  Ten minutes later we were done so stopped to have a
delicious lunch.  I had homemade vegetable soup and a chicken Quesadilla.  We decided to
meet after Siesta at the same place.  I stopped at the local supermarket for some Rum,
Peanut butter, Bimbo Bread, juice, and bananas for later.
When I returned, Milko was there to greet me.     http://www.greenart.de

He got his second camera sent from Germany and was ready to climb the 11,550 foot mountain
to camp out and witness both the sunrise and sunset from the top.  Only one problem…he met
a girl from California and has been seeing her since he arrived.  She and him are going to an
Island off the coast of David tomorrow to camp on a beach that Axel owns.  He may never
return to Germany or climb that mountain. He lent me his drinking cup so I had something to
make a drink in and gave me a lighter to replace the one confiscated on the flight.
After Siesta, I returned Milko’s cup and walked to the Internet station to check my email. 
Bruce, my friend from Phoenix called to invite me to Super Bowl and Joe called to invite me
to a Poker game at Harold’s in Cave Creek.   Sorry guys but the average temperature in
Panama is between 87 and a low of 77…I don’t think I’ll make it.  I got the Internet station to
print out my ticket from Air Panama when I leave Boquete , paid my $.90 cents for one hour
and a half and proceeded to the Bistro Boquete to meet with Dennis, the guy from Reno.  
I had a glass of wine at the bar and bought a paper to catch up on what was going on in the
world.  He showed around 6:39 and we both had Grass fed beef Steaks.  I had the Sirloin with
Brandied Mushroom sauce and he the Filet Mignon with Chipotle Rub.  We had a few beers
and great conversation about travel then paid our $40 bill…$20 each included the tip.  We
decided to meet tomorrow, his last day in town for an Italian dinner at Papa Rico’s around
6 pm.
When I arrived at Pension Topas

I noticed Axel’s light on so stopped in to book breakfast at 8:30 the next day.  Now I’m sitting
in my room with no television so will try and enhance my record at “Hearts” on the computer
and catch up on some reading.
Axel prepared a European breakfast served in the outdoor dining area. 
It consisted of Ham, Cheese, Soft Boiled Egg, Toast, Cereal, Coffee, Juice, and Fresh Fruit.  A
young couple, a Middle aged German couple, the man from D.C., and an attractive
Englishwoman all shared the dining room.  The young couple left on a coffee plantation tour,
the German couple put on their backpacks and checked out, the D.C. man checked out for
Boca and on to San Blas, and the Englishwoman took off to explore the town.  I arranged for
Axel to book me the plantation tour tomorrow morning and prepared to do some more
exploring in town.
I took off with the intent of finding a map to get a feel of the area and scoping out other tour
opportunities.  The city of Boquete is the 5th ranked retirement haven in the world!  I walked
North of the main street and farther to discovered another internet station with an ATM
outside.  I backed myself up with another $200.…$500 left in the account until I had to start
putting the money on a credit card.  I tried to use the credit card as much as possible to defer
payment until I return but a lot of restaurants and hostels only accept cash. 
I went to the internet to print out the America’s most wanted poster of the man I recognized
in Panama City.  The site said I had to contact the American Embassy in Panama City and I
wanted to get the address and phone in hard copy to remind me.  I was going to be staying in
the hotel next to his hangout but sure didn’t want him to know that I was the one that turned
him in.  I’ve been through that before.  The man jumped bail after threatening me in the court
room!  I don’t need any worries but want to do the right thing.  The computer never printed it
out.
I left after catching up on my emails and went up the road to the Art and Crepe Restaurant. 
 It was a new French restaurant that had an Art Gallery connected to it.  The art was great and
I would have invested but my money is already in losing stocks.  I would have had to UPS it
home with insurance. I had the Chicken Curry Crepe with Cappuccino.  The Crepe was great
the Cappuccino was out of one of those vending machines. 

I am getting disgusted with instant coffee in a country that touts some of the best in the world.
  I left and toured the Art Galleries in the neighborhood.  It was like Snottsdale but the prices
were good. I would have bought all my family some expensive souvenirs but with over a
month left I didn’t want to be lugging all those valuables to wherever.  I did find a place that
sold a nice map so now I had that.

I returned to the room to wash some clothes.  Since I didn’t have a washer but only a pair of
socks, underwear, shirt and shorts, I thought I’d try something different and put them all on
and to take a nice hot shower.  I have been washing out my underwear and socks daily so
really didn’t have more than what I wore into the shower.  At first the water got hot and I tried
a bar of soap but that wasn’t really getting the job done so I switched to shampoo.  About the
time I was soaking wet in my clothes, the water turned to cold, cold, cold.  Now I shut it back
off and was standing there in the shower with these cold wet clothes on and all soaped up.  I
tried again and after I few minutes it returned to hot water so I decided it best to start taking
the clothes off and rinsing them of the soap.  I started with the shirt, then the shorts,
underwear and then the socks.  Each time I would rinse them really good then throw them in
the sink to hang up later.  Finally I was done and decided it was better to just use the sink next
time. After hanging up everything in this 85% humidity I opened all the windows 

and redressed to meet Dennis for an Italian dinner at Papa Ricos.  
I arrived on time and ordered a wine when Dennis showed up.  He had the Eggplant
Parmesan and I the Chicken Lasagna.  We each had a few wines, finished a delicious meal with
some nice homemade Parmesan bread and left to have a drink before parting.
We went next door to Machu Pichu but there was no bar just a FULL restaurant.  It was
Peruvian food so we checked the menu.  It was mostly seafood and the price was right.  I
decided to return tomorrow.

There aren’t any Gringo Bars or Sports Bars in Boquete.  I saw a Panamanian bar near the
bus station and suggest we stop in for a beer and some local color.  The place was like a
Mexican bar in Rocky Point.  Loud Spanish music and all working class Panamanians drunk
with one barmaid.  She gave us two bottles of beer for $1.20 and we proceeded to exchange
addresses ….if your ever in Reno or Phoenix…etc.  Dennis did travel a lot and was getting close
to full retirement.  We talked about all the places we would like to go and agreed that we both
had the same places in mind.  We decided to definitely stay in touch.  He had ran into Austin
and Maggie from Plymouth, at Bohmfalks in Boca the night before I did.  I bought two rum and
cokes as a parting drink…$.50 each and we left the noise behind.  
When I returned I noticed some of the Hostal guests were sitting on the patio having
conversation and drink.  They had washed there clothes just after I did (Not the way I did…I
don’t think) but were hanging them on the line outside to dry in the breeze when I left.  Mine
were still soaked and only the quick drying non iron shirt , underwear and socks were fairly dry.
  I mixed a drink and took my shorts out and hung them on the line then joined them.  
The  lady from England who spent the day looking at rentals was there.  She plans on moving
here to rent until June or July then decide whether to buy or not.  She saw 7 different places
today and fell in love with one for $700 a month and took it.  There were two men and one lady
from Canada traveling together.  One guy from Vancouver and the other guy and his girlfriend
were from Toronto.  They are on a four month trip through Central America.  It started in
Nicaragua then to Guatemala , on to Costa Rica then to Panama.  They were returning to Costa
Rica and flying out to Toronto next month.  We chatted a while then I retired to get up early
and check my shorts to see if they were dry.  I booked another breakfast at the hostel then I
leave at 9 am to get some real coffee. I also vowed never to take a shower with clothes on again.
My shorts were dry when I awoke. Axel served another nice breakfast then Hans arrived to
drive a young Swiss couple and myself to the Coffee Plantation.
I assumed because Axel was German that Hans was also. He was from Amsterdam and left
with his wife on vacation to Panama in 1997.  They fell in love with it and bought in Boquete
and later opened a tour business and started a small coffee plantation of their own.  He also
knew of Jeannette Kok my best friend in Amsterdam.  The first thing he said is, “They are a
very rich family”.  Jeannette’s brother Basel is.  When I “googled” him 500 different web sites
came up.
We drove a short distance up into the mountains until arriving at the Kotowa Coffee Plantation.
  It was raining like in Ireland…a soft rain.  We went into the field were we stood in the “soft
rain” for an hour while Hans explained the different coffee plants as well as the beans. 

  He talked about harvest times, wages, history of coffee, the different grades and the markets
to where to coffee went.  
I inquired about 6 or 8 years ago when coffee prices plummeted a lot of small growers were
losing money and went out of business.  He said people were coming up to him on the street
and offering to sell there plantations for any price because they weren’t getting enough money
for the coffee to afford to pay the pickers.  That’s when all of the out of work pickers in Panama,
Costa Rica and Guatemala had a mass exodus into Mexico and on to become Illegal’s  in the
U.S.  That is when everyone started complaining as our borders began to get overrun.  
The largest exodus of American’s recorded, took place right after Bush got re-elected.  I wonder
how many will leave when Hillary get’s elected or Obama for that matter.
The coffee industry had been working for years to develop a quality plant that could withstand
severe weather and required little pesticides.  They did develop this plant but it didn’t have the
flavor of the natural Arabica plant that preceded it.  The plant produced a heavier bean in more
abundance so generated greater profit.  At the time it was being introduced into Panama, there
was what the Panamanian’s called the “Crisis Years” .  This is when Noriega had taken over by
promising certain things but then reneged and filled the government with his cronies.  None of
the coffee growers wanted to invest in anything at this point and some were leaving or making
plans to get out of the country.  This is when the U.S. changed all that by invading and arresting
Noriega.  Two hundred U.S soldiers lost their life in the few weeks it took to change the
government back and bring stability back to Panama and the business environment.  Right now
, Panama is the fastest growing economic force in all of Central America.   
This plantation was founded by a Scotsman from Aberdeen that migrated to Canada and came
to Panama to start in 1917 to buy this place.  He realized that one man had a monopoly on
purchasing the product so he would be limited on what he could get for it.  He decided to
compete against the man and grew his own but also bought other plantation product. He set up
his distribution center and delivered coffee all over the world.  He modernized his operation
with special dryers that were designed and made my a Scotsman back in Aberdeen.  They
bought a water driven generator that was invented in the US to power his operation.  The
generator still works but has been replaced my electricity.
We toured the plant

and witnessed the different sorting and drying machines used to separate and classify the
coffee.  The Plantation provides housing for both permanent and temporary Indian employees. 
  It is “green” , in that it recycles the water and the waste so nothing is lost. After visiting the
packing room we adjourned to the tasting room.
There I learned a lot about the process of brewing coffee and the different roasts.  We could
buy the coffee but I decided to wait and get it at the airport on the way home.  Maria, one of his
employees was at hand to offer some of her handicraft beaded bracelets.  

She had 6 daughters and is 31 years old. The money just gets goes to buy uniforms and books
for her children’s schooling. Hans explained there are three main tribes of Indians in Panama
and each has a pattern they use in all their pottery, bead work, and clothing that defines the
tribe they originate from.  This is similar to the Clans of Scotland.  Maria’s dress and her
bracelets had a set pattern that defined her origin.
We returned to the Hostel passing another Peruvian restaurant.  I asked Hans about the
Machu Pichu restaurant, that I visited last night and wanted to eat at.  He said they give poor
service, add 20% on the bill and the bill is not always correct to begin with.  I decided to take a
cab and visit the other Peruvian restaurant ,that he highly recommended, this evening.
I walked instead, stopping to check my email at Mail Box Etc.  The woman who owns it speaks
English and I was told was from Vancouver , B.C.  It turns out that her son goes to school up
there and she is from David.  Her daughter graduated from Hotel Management at ASU in
Phoenix and is now employed at the Luxor in Vegas.  I could download and print things there
and if I wanted to bring my Laptop in she said it would be no problem.  I printed out my
Itinerary, 1099 Tax Statements, and the wanted poster from the FBI for the man I saw in
Panama City.  I am going to the Embassy there and file a report this coming week.  I had a
second phone message from the same source on the computer but didn’t recognize the number
.  She didn’t have headphones for the computer so I couldn’t get the message unless I had
mine.
I walked up to the Peruvian Restaurant

and order a glass of Red wine and Mixto Ceviche.  It was octopus, squid , shrimp, and was
excellent.  I then re-ordered another glass of wine and had a Chicken dish with a Turmeric
based sauce with olives and nuts.  Rice on the side came with it and a small salad.  It was so
good I thought I’d treat myself to a Rum pudding and Cream that was sweet but really good
also.  The only drawback to this beautiful meal in a very attractive restaurant was out of the two
couples and one man in the dining room FOUR of them were talking on their cell phones quite
loudly.  The noise conversation echoed in the dining room and I could hear everything. Three
of them were Americans. The bill came to $27 and I gave him my credit card…he gave it back
five minutes later explaining it was rejected.  The expiration was February 2008 but I thought I
had until the end of the month.  This is going to create a problem but I did have a back up card
which was accepted.  
Returning to my hostel I decided I should go to the other Internet station to check those phone
calls.  Sure enough Visa suspected suspicious activity and when I didn’t return the calls, shut off
my Credit Card.  I decided to get out my Magic Jack phone and return tomorrow with my
computer and contact them to reinstate the card.  I would call Mom a day ahead while I was at
it and let her know I was fine.
When I returned the English lady was out on the patio so I introduced myself.  Her name is
Judith and she looked at more homes for rent today but still likes the one she saw yesterday.  I
invited her to join me tomorrow to visit the Peruvian restaurant again.  There was a lot on the
menu that looked great and the Chef knew was he/she was doing.  I won’t have the desert this
time.  She agreed to meet with me at the Hostel tomorrow at 5pm.  Hans stopped by the room
to check if I was going to breakfast again tomorrow but I declined in favor of my Peanut Butter
on Fiber Bread with a banana.  I am leaving in a couple days and don’t want my snacks to go to
waste.  Hopefully I will be able to squeeze in a short hike and a museum after the Internet calls
in the morning.
The plans didn’t work out like that the next morning.  I stopped at a coffee house for a real cup
of coffee then hooked up my computer at the Mail Box Etc store.  After plugging in the Magic
Jack I was talking to Visa and had everything straightened out.  Then I called my Mother
because the store would be closed on Sunday and that is when she expects a call.  I explained I
was sitting next to the customer counter and traffic was loud so it would have to be short.  She
xplained she thinks she has everything but to avoid mistakes, I asked her to mail it Monday
morning to me in Phoenix.  She was disappointed I didn’t talk longer or listen is more like it
but said goodbye.  I emailed Chris in New River to ask if she would pick up the mail on Friday
and I would hopefully be able to find an Internet station in Panama City to call her for the
information. I could then fill out my Mother’s taxes and Real Estate exemption and forward it
to her from Panama to file.
It was Saturday and there was a big Flea Market set up in the town square.

  I hadn’t had breakfast and it was now after 1pm.  I stopped in Amigo’s for an excellent
American breakfast and noticed people with laptops.  I tried it out and they had a free internet
connection with a fast and strong signal.  Maybe I’ll make another call before I leave on
Monday.  
I wanted to go to the museum, tour or hike and it doesn’t look like I have enough time.  Judith
and I are going back to that Peruvian restaurant shortly so I’ll try again tomorrow.
Well I went over to the patio area to meet Judith at 5pm but she wasn’t there.  I mixed a drink
and waited until 5:30.  Meanwhile, Carlos from Panama City came up and introduced himself.
  He comes out to Boquete to get away from the city a couple times a year and was staying
there.  He lived in St Louis, Mo for 5 years and has family in Dallas that graduated from college
in Austin.  His family runs a catering business in Panama City.  We chatted then I knocked on
Judith’s door, noting that her key was in the door.  She never answered so I left a note that I
would be at the Peruvian Restaurant if she wanted to join me then walked up the street
noticing Roxanne’s BBQ just a block away.  The reviews I read said good cheap Steak dinner
so I decided to go there instead.  I backtracked to the Hostel and went to rewrite the note but
noticed that the key was no longer in her door.  She never answered when I knocked
previously so figured she is typical English prude and probably a Gemini like some people I
know.
I was returning to Roxanne’s when a man about my age was sitting in a chair, invited me
over.  He was Manny from Colon, Panama.  His father had been in the Merchant Marines and
opened two bars there.  They always gave credit to G.I.’s and the Navy packed the place. 
When he got older he went to Vegas to live and work for over 15 years.  He considers himself
an American and said Panamanians never take welfare.  He is back and plans on staying in
Boquete for two months.  He comes here often and loves it.
I left for Roxanne’s along the river just outside my window while I was dining.  The grass fed
Filet was top notch with mashed potatoes and a beautiful salad.  Two glassed of excellent wine
and I was ready to try the dessert again.  Apple pie with coffee and Grand Marnier.  I went  out
side to finish the Grand Marnier with the first cigarette of the day.  You can’t smoke in any
public place in Boquete!  I like that.  Two Americans came out to join me.  David from Ohio
that went to Oberlin U. and was a classical flutist. He came here a year ago and his girlfriend
that came from Silicon Valley in 2005.  She bought a beautiful home that has appreciated
three fold in two years.  She was a computer analyst from the old school that never got into
the web and was out a job then.  Now she runs a Theater Company of 180 Gringos that put on
plays and dinner theater in Boquete and will never leave.  She said there are a lot of Vietnam
Vets here and I’m starting to think about here instead of Vietnam next winter.  It is beautiful.
I’m off to see what night life in Boquete is all about.  Oh, my bill came to $21.00 for all the
wine, steak, salad, veggies, dessert and Grand Marnier.  Did I mention I had coffee too?
     I started with Amigos for a beer.  There I met Mark from Philly, Pa that just bought Amigos.
  He came to Panama with his wife.  They were wonderful people.  Another man was there that
was from Colorado but spent a lot of time stationed at Ft. Clayton just after the Vietnam war. 
He spoke fluent Spanish and knew both Colorado and Panama like the back of his hand.  We
started buying each other beers and Mark brought out Nachos and Cheese for us to share. 

Another lady was there from Toronto with her boyfriend.  We were sitting out on the patio
when Caesar showed up.  He joined us and bought a round.  He had moved to Boquete 13
months ago from Belize where he bought and developed an Eco Tourist camp in the jungle. 
http://www.blackrocklodge.com/tours.html He also worked with Mahogany and sold crafts
made from the wood. He was originally from Greece and grew up in South Africa for years
before moving to England and then to Belize. He sold everything there and moved here to play
golf and he is a drummer for a Jazz band. He is a firm believer is Ganja and doesn’t smoke
but likes wine.  He and the guy from Colorado started talking about wood and all the different
varieties available in Columbia and Central America.  Caesar was telling him about a dealer in
St. Louis that would buy any high quality hard woods that this guy could provide him and they
exchanged addresses and numbers.  The Colorado guy invited Caesar to come to Panama City
and meet one of his suppliers.  They talked about trees here in Boquete that are 1000 feet and
are a whole eco system  or universe in them selves supporting an entire system of life.  
Mark said he and his wife had been to Cartagena and said I would be a fool if I didn’t go.  The
old city is incredible.
Caesar was going to his friends bar called Zanzibar and invited us. Philippe the  owner was
also a Greek from Zanzibar, Africa and just within the year bought this property and opened
up Zanzibar.  I was tired and ready to bed down but knew an opportunity when I saw one. 
The guy from Colorado, and myself left to go in Caesar SUV to the bar.  We arrived and had a
drink while listening to some great guitar music. 

Then Caesar decided to leave so I grabbed a ride back but when we got outside Philippe and
his friend John showed and invited us back in to taste this fine Rum Philippe had just acquired.

I could have walked home at that time but ….I didn’t want to miss anything.  I met John and
Philippe and chatted a bit with them but enjoyed the Panamanian crowd that packed the place
.  I saw my waiter from the Peruvian restaurant the night before and we talked a bit along with
the guy from Colorado.

Caesar eventually decided to leave and dropped me off close to the Hostel and I walked back. 
Tomorrow is Super Bowl at the Amigo but what I’m going to do during the day I’m not sure. 
I should take at least a three mile hike.  I do believe this is a place I will return to and maybe
live for a while.  It is great.
I slept late as usual but when I started out for breakfast and a long hike, Axel stopped me and
wanted to know when I was checking out.  I explained tomorrow and he thought today. We
had a misunderstanding and the only way I could stay another day was to move to Mirko’s
room
with the bath and shower in another area shared.  I had no choice so had to pack anyway since
I was departing the nice day.  I spent the morning packing up everything and then moving to
the other room.  
I finally got settled in my new cubby hole and left for the Amigo to have a nice Omelet, fresh
fruit plate and juice.  Then I went over to get some great coffee at the Coffee Company.  The
last time I was there they served it in Paper cups and I hate that even though the coffee was
great.  This time I asked them to serve it in the “Duran” Coffee cup. The bill was $3.85 vs. the
$2 I paid last time.  I realized I just bought their cup.  
I took it back to the Hostel and was ready for a nap before I even started my last day in
Boquete.
I decided to walk into town, through the town and up the mountain.  It was about a mile and
a half but took me a hour! I visited the Pharmacia for more Advil.  My left arm and shoulder
were killing me and my tooth was acting up again.
As I was finishing my hike, I stopped at the Ruiz Coffee Plantation Coffee House and had a
GREAT cup of Cappuccino as well as a GREAT piece of Apple Tart with nuts in it.  I had
another cup of Cappuccino then headed back toward town. 
I still wanted to visit the volcano and vowed to take a taxi if one passed by.  Everyone taxi was
full with tourists doing the same thing I wanted to do.  The trek back was all downhill and I
passed by the Zanzibar where I was last night with Caesar.  It was open and I decided to have
a beer.  
When I entered they were having “Off Track Betting” from Golden Gate Park.  I made a few
bets then left for this Italian Restaurant I heard about that makes their own Pasta.  I was the
only customer and had the Spinach and Ricotta whatever and a glass of wine.  It was cool not
hot and mediocre.  A big disappointment so I left for Amigos and the Super Bowl.
I noticed Sunday is a day that a lot of the Indians come to town with their families to shop
and meet with their friends.  At the end of the day, you see the wives with their children sitting
on door steps at in alleys across from the Indian bars.  The bars are full of only men and the
party spills over to the street while the women patiently wait.
The Super Bowl party was outside on the patio and because it was so warm this afternoon, I
had a short sleeve shirt and a jacket. 

After the first quarter I was freezing even though it was about 65%.  The guy from Colorado
that I met the night before was sitting next to me so I asked him to watch my seat and
returned to the Hostel to put on my long john shirt and a sweater before returning.  
When I returned there was a couple that asked if I was staying at the Hostel Topas, as they
were also.  I replied yes and they asked if my name was David?  It turned out my date with
Judith fell apart because she got moved that day to another room like I did and never saw my
note.  She asked them to explain that to me if they saw me.  Made me feel better but Judith
was supposed to meet me on the patio so that was a ruse to get out of feeling guilty.
I watched New England lose to New York in the last two minutes.  I had to go home and get a
good night’s sleep so bid my friend from Colorado goodbye.  The Mark the owner came over
to say goodbye. I explained I was going to plan on a Columbia trip after he told me about him
and his wife’s experience there.  I gave him my card and he promised to email the
information about his guide and number.  He also said his guide knew Columbian Emeralds
well and if Mark had had $10,000 he would have turned it into $50,000 back in the states
with these gems.  I don’t take much stock in that and know just about as much about gems
as I do about the Stock Market where I just recently lost over 15% of my savings.
I returned to Hostel Topas and put everything together for tomorrows departure. 

I am taking the local bus for $1.50 vs. $25 for the taxi, to David, and catching the 1pm Air
Panama plane to Panama City. It is now about 12 pm so I will retire.  I do hope to come back
here.  I think this is the best place I’ve seen so far in Panama and wouldn’t hesitate to invest
money here NOW.
  I had to use the outdoor sink to brush my teeth and the communal bathroom to shower.  It
was like a Spring day.  The morning sun was warm and a nice cool breeze off the mountains.
They call this area the Valley of Eternal Spring.  Axel asked if I wanted breakfast and I
explained I wanted a taxi to the bus station.  He said the bus goes right by the front door.  I just
have to wave him down and board.  I decided to have breakfast.  I noticed a bus passing as I
was finishing.  It was 9 am and the buses leave every 20 minutes.  I paid my bill for 5 nights and
3 breakfasts.  It came to $91!
I was out front at 9:15 and at 9:20 the bus showed up.  I had a seat to myself, which was good. 
These are old American school buses designed for children and the seats are cramped.  A
short distance later the bus picked up enough passengers to fill it and my seat.  Lots of people
were sitting 3 to a seat and on each others lap.  Later the bus was standing room only.  The
driver stopped about every two minutes to pick up or drop off someone.  I arrived at the bus
terminal in David around 10:30 am and paid the $1 as I left the bus.
A taxi drove me out of town to the airport for $2. This was much better than paying $25 for a
taxi.  I was too early to check my bags so  relaxed with a Kotowa coffee.

BOCA DEL TORO

Last night Mirko and I had a pot luck with tomatoes, noodles, ham sandwiches, eggs and
bread we had left over.  It was a quiet evening of packing and downloading some new music
for my MP3 player.  He flies to Bouquetta and I to Boca Del Toro. I was surprised it never
rained the three days I’ve been in Clayton but Mirko said it never rained the whole week yet it
was a downpour in Panama City every afternoon.  “Smiling at the World” proved good
bedtime reading.
    I have been in Panama 8 days and have had only two hot showers.  That is not to say I have
been not showering, but the weather is such that of the last three places I’ve stayed, only one
had hot water. A cold shower definitely wakes the mind and body. Today’s horoscope reads
Wednesday, January 23
Old and new friends alike could be of great benefit to you today. Just be aware that any new
contacts you make at this time will probably be able to assist you in achieving some of your
goals and aspirations. And there should be quite a few opportunities for you to make some
new friends and increase your social circle today.”  Great start!
    I took a taxi to the Albrook Airport to catch the flight.

..notice the military.
The Puddle Jumper we took to Boca was not air conditioned, full , and about 120% one hour
flight.

They did serve Doritos and Sprite! The seats were designed for Panamanians. Short small
Indian Panamanians.  You could view the canal on take off

and the new canal they are building.

I saw Boca Islands from the air.

You could see the beaches and the surf.

I finally got my seat belt fastened when we landed.

We disembarked on the tarmac and had to wait while they loaded out bags on a trolley then
brought them to a fenced in area where only one person at a time had to claim their bag. 

…and was the flight?

…great rates?

A van was loaded with our bags and about 8 of us sitting on top of each other while they drove
us about two blocks the the Main drag and we all had a hotel within a block.
  

  I checked into the Cala Luna

which turned out to be fairly nice. $55 a night but it’s the high season and the owner, Alberto
from Italy

, told me they have been booked since December.  The menu is Pizza or Pizza in his downstairs
restaurant.  I have an Internet connection in the lobby, Air Conditioning, Cable, but NO HOT
WATER.  I think I’m going to enjoy this week.  I had to add a day to my reservation because
the plane I waited to book to Bouqette was full.  Mirko sent me a message from Bouqette that
he was unable to book me a room there but offered to try at the place he was staying. He is
going to try again tomorrow but if he can’t, I told him to book at his place.  He is climbing the
highest mountain in Panama and camping there near the volcano.  You can see the sun rise
over the Atlantic side and set on the Pacific side from there.  I would join him but at 11500 feet
I am going to pass.
    The Gorgonola cheese and Anchovy pizza was great with the left over in my refrigerator for
breakfast I should be fine.  Locked my money and passport in the safe and am off to enjoy the
wild night life.  The horoscope may be right? 
Well Mirko did help by trying to get my reservation in Boquette and Alberto did call
Panama City and confirm my reservation in February for me but as for expanding my Social
Circle, it was a bust.     The town was like walking down the Midway at an old 50´s Carnival.
There were vendors selling hand crafts like jewelry, necklaces, clothes, bags, and all different
types of food.  There were Caribbean hamburgs, coconut drinks, fruit shakes, hot dogs, and
assorted Panamanian snacks I´m not sure of. 

        I left to return home when a black man asked if I wanted some weed.  He wanted $20 and
I told him I would sleep on it.  Just as I was getting close to home he pulled up on a bicycle
and offered it to me.  It wasn’t enough to roll two joints.  I told him a dollar and he said $10.  I
said I would never buy anything from a person that tried to cheat me like he was doing.  Later
I discovered Panama Red goes for $400 a half ounce. 
     I was back at the Cala Luna

in 15 minutes for another beer on my second story veranda. 


my veranda was painted bright orange like my living room at home.

Then the guard dog started barking just below my room.  He barked from 9:30 until it started
to rain about 1 am. I fell asleep to the torrential rain storm.  It was comforting. 
    I awoke to what I thought might be an earthquake.  My bed was moving back and forth. 
Then I realized it was the couple in the room behind me rocking my bed.  The beds are
attached to the walls and they going at it. I was horny enough without that. 
    I awoke again at 7am to the rain again.  Then the rain stopped and the dog started barking
again so I decided to take my cold shower and check out the breakfast. Surprise…HOT water. 
I had checked the sink when I arrived and it was cold but the shower was great.  My first hot
shower in days.  I didn´t want to get out. Now everything is complete thanks to the hot water.
  They even accept Visa. I was told when I booked that only local currency was accepted so I
made a special trip to the ATM and drained my spending money account of $400…now in the
safe. 

Now if the dog would stop barking! 
    Alberto´s wife took my order, cooked my breakfast and served me. A very European meal
with cold …you guessed it…ham and cheese with bread.  I did manage one egg that was
actually cooked right.
I never did get to use the ping pong table though many did.
The maids came up to clean the room next door.    The maids had been cleaning the room
for over 2 hours and were still cleaning it when I left.  They polish all the woodwork, pull out
and wipe down all the furniture too.  This is definitely the cleanest hotel in Boca Del Toro. I
was relieved that the guard dog stopped barking when the workers arrived next door, until
they started building cabinets with saws buzzing at 100 decibels until I had to leave. 
    Walking the perimeter of the Island another storm came in.  I took shelter in a coffee shop
along the water and had my espresso while photographing the rain  I need to meet some locals
that aren´t drug dealers tonight. 
    Boco…I ventured back out along the main drag looking for a comfortable perch to observe
the town. After checking my email at the local Internet café, I bought a map of Boca for $2 and
found my perch across the street on a covered patio.

Croc’s are everywhere.


Chinese
gawkers.

    I wanted some food but the waitress explained they don’t open for food until 7pm, so I
settled for what came to be six Panama beers.  I noticed a guy sitting the next table down
doing the same thing I was doing so introduced myself and asked about the local scene.  His
name was Chuck and he was from Cincinnati via Chicago. He had been in Boca two weeks and
his friend was playing in a band tonight that backed up the main band of the Lemongrass Bar
on the Ocean.  He also recommended Refugio, a bar a passed this morning on my walk.  He
said the food was great and they have a guitarist from Austin, Texas that is top notch.  He
starts at 7pm or in an hour from what is now. 
     I spent the afternoon taking photos from the porch and reflecting on the diversity in this
small town population 1500.  I felt I was in Key West one minute and Chiquita, Costa Rica
the next, then Haight-Ashbury in the 60’s.  I saw Chinese, Japanese, Blacks, Mulatto, Muslims
,Hippies, Tourists , Bicycles, ATVs, Jeeps, Trucks, Skateboarders, Backpackers, Motorcycles,
Buses, Skaters, and people going by in vehicles I had never seen. Everybody was friendly and
cheerful.  Chuck left then returned later with Chris from San Francisco and a beautiful Panama
nian girl who was his friend’s girl. Later he showed and explained he was only playing back up
to the house band that was REALLY good.  I explained I can only handle one nightclub a night
and then I left. I stopped for some Rum and water I returned to Cala Luna just before the
evening rain started.   Passing through the  Park I  noticed the  trees…climb one of these:


    Alberto was there to greet me and asked how my first day in Boca was?  He said so many
people get off the plane (which is a block away in the town) and expect a big city with all the
amenities.  Some call and ask if he will pay to have them delivered to the hotel.  I always tell
them yes.  Then they get in the taxi, drive one block and drop them off…it cost him $1.  You
can actually walk into town in 10 minutes from the airport. I like the atmosphere and enjoy
the laid back attitude of the residents and guests. Tonight I hope to find out more about the
night life than last night.
    I went up to my room to prepare for this evening. Alberto and his wife have two young girls
and three boys. They have been in Boca for 13 years and saw it grow into a surfer and hippie
haven. Both are anxious to move elsewhere. One boy is about fourteen and the other children
are young.  They have Nintendo and sit for hours playing video games. Tonight I was
pleasantly surprised to find them playing war games with an elaborate set of Union and
Confederate soldiers.  The South was winning. I explained that the South actually lost the war
when the older boy corrected me, “Not this battle”!
    A young attractive couple just checked in the room next door to “rock my bed again tonight.”
  I’m sure they are from the States after he greeted me with Good Afternoon.  I’m finishing my
fresh Pineapple and Rum drink and heading out for some food and music. The rooster that
woke me with the guard dog at sunrise was crowing as I left at sunset. 
    The streets in the evening are full of little children, big children, dogs running free, families
walking, chatter and music everywhere. I never was hassled to buy crap or approached
(except once) to buy drugs. This is a very safe place that reminds me of Rocky Point in ’76.  I
took the back road to Refugio and went one block North to run into a dead end at the Airport.
  Alberto was right that it is only one block to the Airport.  I will walk it when I leave.  Some
children gave me directions to go back one block and just continue up the same street that
Cala Luna in on. 

I did so then rounded the corner and ended up returning down the Main Street of town…Calle
3.  I asked a hippie that was American and he knew nothing of the place.  I asked a man that
looked like a policeman but turned out he just dressed like that.  He in turn asked some
women in the street and they sent me back where I came from.  It appears I walked right by
the place.  I was listening for music because I was told the band started at 7pm and it was
close to 7:30pm when I finally arrived.  I needed a Bano and asked the waitress.  She was
directing me when a man in a Western shirt came by and said, “I left the door open for ya”.  I
ordered a Rum drink with fruit and upon returning I had a sweet drink with Kiwi and Rum
that was delicious. I asked the barmaid from Vancouver , B.C. , who traded in skiing for surfing
if I could eat at the bar.  She gave me a menu and I ordered Pork Meatloaf.  I then noticed the
guy with the Western shirt sitting with another wearing a 10 gallon Texas hat. 

Doug Moreland
    I approached and asked if they were from Austin or Dallas…Houston and Austin!  They had
their wives and very young children with them and had been here many times before.  Chuck,
the guy from Cincinnati-Chicago that I met early showed up and joined me at the bar.  The
music started with the Cowboy shirt guy announcing that he was single and if anyone else
wanted to meet him he would be at the bar later.  Then he proceeded to talk about the
featured entertainer with the Cowboy hat that was with his wife. She was the one that had her
tit out feeding her baby.  He didn’t apologize for that and just started singing. He was old and
bad.  
   I ordered another drink while chatting with Chuck. He is planning on retiring after he
completes a job with GE back in Chicago.  He is an Electrical Engineer who, if he solves 300
problems on this GE project, will have enough money to finally call it quits.  My Pork Meatloaf
arrived and Chuck went to the other bar to hear his friend play. 
 I suffered through the first set before Doug Moreland took the stage and put on a great
act.  I finished the delicious meal with garlic mashed potatoes, fresh mixed vegetables, and my
Pork Meatloaf. 
   I finished two of the Rum drinks, now it was time for the house Special …Caiparana.  I
watched B.C. mix a couple of them and I was convinced she did it right.  A gallon of Caciaco
Cane Liquor, some limes and sugar.   
    A couple joined me at the bar.  They were from Eugene, Oregon and sold out three years ago
to buy a retirement home just outside of San Jose , Costa Rica.  Since then, they have been to
Boca a couple of times and are enjoying their retirement.  She was originally from Plattsburg ,
N.Y. and knew of Attica.  Then three young Panamanians, around 8-10 years of age, came in to
sell some jewelry and stuff.  Two had large boards with the earring and necklaces on them and
the other had just a small box full of the same.  He was charming and had a personality. 
Earlier today he asked if he could shine my sandals for me and I almost let him. He would
disarm people with his smile, sense of humor and laughter and they would immediately invite
him over to look through his box.  This gave him a chance to sell them.  Every they picked up
something out of the box, he would comment about how that was perfect for them.  The other
boys were growing impatient but he just ignored them and went right on talking to the
Gringos with his head cocked and a big irresistible smile on his face until he sold them
something.  I finished taking some photos and headed back to Cala Luna.
I came out the door and there were three guys sitting at a table across the street playing
Dominoes under the dim street light.  I proceeded down the dark street until I reached my
Hostel. 
     When I arrived, Alberto was doing a BBQ on the open dining room/patio so I asked if this
was in addition to the Pizza.  He explained they did it every night and the huge T-Bone steak
on the grill looked great.  I vowed to eat one before I left and then ordered a Pineapple drink
for mix back in the room.  I would sit on the patio,hoping to meet my neighbors before I
retired. I wanted to tell them that when we enter these rooms we turn on the switch to turn on
the lights.  The problem is, the switch is for the outdoor light and we don’t know it.  After your
in the room we pull the light cord hanging and think that the switch powered it, then go to bed
with the outside light on all night shining in the window.  It takes a day or two before you
realize that.  Last night my neighbor left it on all night and I want these people to know so both
of us don’t keep waking up at 3 am thinking it is daylight outside.  
    The following morning I saw them having breakfast while I was finishing my coffee and
introduced myself.  They explained they were leaving today so my spiel was pointless.  Right
after that, the lady next door was going into her room and asked if I thought the clouds would
clear so they might spend some time on the beach?  She was from Holland and her husband
was from Portugal.  They lived by the beach there but are so busy at home they hardly have
time to enjoy it.  They took a break from the cold and flew from Lisbon to Caracas then to
Havana and on to Martinique before flying into Costa Rica and Panama.  They had hoped this
would be the first day of sunbathing on the beach as the last week had been rainy everywhere. 
The day cleared and I think they left there bags to take a trip to the beach before flying out this
evening.
Please ignore the following Rant…Explanation will follow after….
    I’m struggling to get this all down…I left at around 5 pm to go to a happy hour near the
water.  After visiting a few places and meeting Americans from Costa Rica, I went on to the
local place for one two many Cuba Libras. Then I went back to this bar where I met Don and
Pam from Ontario that ran a restaurant here in Bocas a few years back and now have their son
here staying at their condo. They did recommend I take the sunset tour on Bocas for $2 . Later
I met Bob from Teluride , Colorado that was in Vietnam during the Tet Offensive and was
assigned to MACV when I was there.  He worked at the docks and knew the places I used to go.
We decided to buy some smoke but the first guy turned us off with his high prices and
small amount.  We decided, for old time sake, to buy some but to negotiate.. I went to the
bathroom and on returning he told me he struck a deal with the guy and the Smoke was in the
cigarette pack.  I only saw a small amount but agreed with him that we only wanted to taste
it and shared that old experience.  We got to his room to find there was zero in the pack ….the
man pulled a fast one and he paid for nothing.  I told him not to worry but he returned and
paid $5.00 for what he thought was A OK.  We returned to his apartment and there was his
Vietnam buddy he grew up with and a young girl that was really cool.  We popped some hole in
a coke can and proceeded to smoke the little bit he had….It was good then later we decided to
go to Beerbohm Fuck bar that was having a party.  A downfall later we were totally lost . After
asking the Police where we were, we finally found the Bheahm Fucher bar and had drinks with
a guy from Newburyport Mass that just married a 21 year old Paaaaaanamamnaian and ran a
bar in David called Panama Bills.  I was totaled when I arrived at Cala Cuna and bought some
Chicken for $1 from a street vendor with the special sauce.


DID I TELL YOUR THAT BOB LEFT US AFTER WE ARRIVED TO CHASE PUSSY.  HE GOT
DRENCHED IN A RAINS STORM BUT VIETNAM VETS NEVER COMPLAIN.

It was 4:30 am when I was trying to get everything down that happened that evening.  I was
afraid I wouldn’t remember when I woke in the morning.
                       
The following is an interpretation of the  preceding.



    I went out to check out the local Happy Hours I saw advertised.  Barco’s on the water was
the first place but the Rum and Coke was $3 and I thought it a rip though the view from the
dock bar was beautiful.  There were water taxis next door taking people back in forth to
Cararios Island across the way for $1. 
    The Buena Vista, just down the street was crowded so I sat next to a couple of Americans
that were living in Puerto Viejo , Costa Rica and were visiting Panama.  One was from
Brooklyn and the other from Florida. They had just finished these HUGE Caribbean
Hamburgers but I was thirsty not hungry. My waitress was from Panama City and spoke
excellent English. I inquired about the Happy Hour special that said all mixed drinks for $1.50
but after 3 I got the bill for $3.  She explained that a Cuba Libra is a specialty drink?  I left for
the best Happy Hour in town at the Pirates Cove.
    I was the only one there but  a two for one drink special worked, so I sat out on their dock
watching the sunset when Pam and  Don arrived. They had lived here a year ago. Pam ran a
restaurant and Don ran tours on his boat.  They sold out after dealing with Panamanians that
never showed for work but you couldn’t fire them.  They had to hire Panamanians and pay
medical…etc. They sold the business and returned to Ontario, Canada so Don could have  a
hip operation.  He ran an Apple orchard and a boat tour business on Georgia Bay.  They kept
there small home here so they could return for the winter.  His son was there now while they
rented a small room.  He said he hired Mexicans in Canada to pick Apples, then he tried
Jamaicans, and now had Romanians.  They had to pay the prevailing wage, buy their tickets
back and forth, pick them up at the airport, provide a place for them to stay, etc.  They told me
about the $2 sunset cruise everyday that went around the Island and recommended I eat a 
Pulled Pork sandwich at Bohmfauk’s bar near the park. 
    They departed to meet their son and his girlfriend and Bob showed up. Bob was from
Kansas and living in Telluride, Colorado where he is a journalist-photographer for a small
local Western paper.  Bob said he did that yesterday, got drunk and fell into the water trying
to get in the boat on the return trip.  It wouldn’t be so bad but he lost his eye Contacts, wallet
with credit card and money,  and to top it off his passport.  He emailed his doctor to send his
contacts so he can see…because now he can’t write, which is his job .      We were in Saigon at
the same time during Tet Offensive  in 67-68 .  He was with MACV, as I was, and was
stationed at the docks.  We shared some stories and a few drinks  .  Bob invited to meet his
roommates.
    When we arrived there was a beautiful lady from Toronto, who was renting a room for the
week from him for $100, and his roommate that he grew up with from Kansas.  Greg
MacDonald, his friend, now lived in North Carolina and was also in Vietnam when I was.   We
went to Refugio’s to see if the guitarist was still played but he wasn’t.  We returned to his
apartment passing a Caribbean band of about 15-20 people dancing in the street.    

    Bob decided he could do that.


 We got DRENCHED in a downpour while wandering the streets.  We all went to Bohmfauks
but it was now 1:30 am.

MR BOHMFAUK

I had no clue what day it was.  I should have realized when I inquired
about the party that was supposed take place that night and was told that was yesterday!  It
took us forever to find the place though I think we walked right by it three times.  Bohmfauks
is a real person and that is his name.  He came from New Orleans a few years back and bought
this Expat hangout, restaurant and sports bar.  We drank a lot of beer chatting with him.  I
also found out that Greg knew the lady that owns the Photo shop in Tombstone where my
friends from Holland, Peter and Jeannette had there photo taken in old western clothes for
the cover of the CD they gave to everyone at their wedding. Small world. Panama Bill showed
up to join us.  He was from Newburyport, Massachusetts, been here a year or so and was
around 50 years old.  He bought a bar in David and just recently married a 21 year old
Panamanian girl. Bob had left us after the first beer.  He never said anything but I thought he
was going to pass out and then just walked out the door, never to return.

    Finally Greg and I left and I stopped at a kiosk for some fried chicken.  It cost $1 and they
put it in a bag then you add some hot sauce in the bag and shake it to season it.  I must say it
was delicious but it was the first food I’d had in 12 hours.  I did sleep well and late the next
afternoon.


    The kitchen at the Cala Luna has been closed over the weekend with a sign on the door. 
Every night since I checked it the place was full with everyone eating Alberto’s great Pizza and
now in the middle of season the restaurant was closed?  There was a very official looking man
that confronted Alberto and his wife just before they closed.  They had a long and heated
argument  then the man left very angry.  He must have had something to do with the closing
because they closed that day.  Neither of them have been happy since the closing.  I don’t think
it was because of a health code violation.  This is the cleanest place I’ve ever stayed.  Maybe a
lapsed permit or one never obtained.
    I was supposed to meet Bob and Don at Lillie’s for breakfast but didn’t arrive until 2 pm and
they weren’t there.  I had the “Kill Me Man” Chicken and Salad for lunch.  I thought I was
going to burst into flames.  The waitress came over to ask if I was done using the condiments. 
  My eyes were watering, my face flushed,  and I couldn’t talk.  The next day it was like I had a
firecracker up my ass.
    Avoiding the bars I returned to my room and read.  That evening, I walked over to
Bohmfauk’s and had an excellent pulled pork sandwich with Cole slaw.  Bill the owner was
there and I asked him why he didn’t throw us out last night. He said we were all friends and
having a good time.  Besides, he had a door man that watched the outside and thought he
would come in and ask to go home. He would then announce that we had to leave.  The
bouncer-watchman had fallen asleep on the porch.
    I watched a good movie and retired early.  
    Today I wanted to visit the Starfish Coffee house. I’m sick of Sanka in a country that
produces some of the best coffee in the world.  They were closed as was the Pharmacia next
door where I vowed to buy a decent map of Boca.  It was Sunday.  Breakfast on the docks next
door was good and cheap.
    There were only three more evenings left before departure to Boquete.
Carnival started in five days and so far I haven’t received a confirmation from the Hostel that
Mirko was staying in.  Alberto called for me and confirmed Mirko had booked the room for
me.  Now it is time for me to call Mom and book an air flight to Panama City before that fills
up.  On the way up to the room, I showed Alberto a large Crab that passed in front of me and
inquired if that was going to be on our menu tonight? 
    I was planning on playing Texas-Holdem at a hotel out on the mainland at 4 pm.  I just
finished calling my Mother in Attica on Magic Jack over the computer network here when I
heard a band in the distance. I learned to follow my instincts and grabbed my camera. 
    My first impression was that it was the beginning of the Carnival celebration but after I
arrived on the street, I realized it was a funeral. 

He died of a brain aneurysm.
Everyone was marching to the cemetery for his funeral. I came home and called a cab to get to
Hotel Rumba for the game.  On the way out we encountered the “Wake” for the  dead man. 
The driver explained he was a young man that owned a disco we passed.  He was dehydrated
and before they could help him, he expired.  After the burial everyone went to his bar to
celebrate.  He had been a musician so all of the musicians from Boca came to play and pay
homage.  The streets were lined with people along the beach area on the way to the Rumba.
    I asked the taxi driver to wait.  The Hotel was a distance from the town and I didn’t want to
get stuck on the mainland if I couldn’t get into the game.  I arrived just in time and sent the
Taxi on his way.     
    It was a $20 buy in and the man that organized the games was the owner Blake.  I lost
within three hands.  I never even got to put up a blind…the ante.
    Their signature drink, La Rumba for $4, was named after the bar.  It was similar to a Long
Island Iced Tea but here they measure everything.  It was good but a beer was a better bet for
$.75.  I waited and played the second game.  The games go quick because they play with
$2200 in chips and in New River we play with either $4000 or $5000 so obviously it takes
longer to lose.  I seem to be the exception to that rule. The view was great while I waited for
the next game.

 I joined in on the second game and took it right up to third place so I won back my $20.  Second place was $40 and first was $140.    The owner was there with all the employees and nobody cared.     I called a taxi and refused an offer to play again. I think that’s why they offered me the joint…get stoned and get him in the game.  The whole table was stoned and bid me goodbye.
     The taxi showed and it was another DOWNPOUR that I got caught in on the way to the taxi.
  I asked him to take me to Bohmfaulks for a drink. 

  Bohmfalks

Panama Bill was there when I arrived.  He remembered me and we chatted before he paid his $68 tab and left.  I was talking to an Emergency Physician from Lancaster , Pa that had worked in Pittsburgh. He just decided to take 2 months off and travel. This was his first trip overseas.  He had rented a bike that day and driven to the Main part of the Island then all over the Island.  We were having a great conversation when Bob and Greg showed up. It had been two days since I’ve seen them. 

Bob and Greg

    We introduced everyone and were buying each other beers.  I found out that Greg was Greg
McDonald and Bob was Roberto Cerveza…or Bob Beer.  A very apt name for him.  I didn’t
have all my names right two nights before.
    A man named Bobby came by bragging about he was from N.Y.C. with his “shades” on and
a vest with bare chest and a sharks tooth necklace.  I asked where in N.Y. he was from and he
said Hudson.  That’s not NYC.  I questioned him, as he was spouting off about all he knew
about Panama.  We started talking about the 30 day Visa that I have to renew.  He told me it
was 90 days and not to worry.  I bet him a drink and he took me up on it so I went over to Bill
Bohmfaulks the owner to discover Bobby was right.  I bought another round…Bobby ordered
a drink and insisted I deliver it to his table while he gloated in front of his friends.  It was all
in fun.
     When I went over to ask Bill  the question, I ran into Austin Everett that said he was from
Plymouth , Mass.  When I mentioned I opened my first restaurant just outside in Manomet,
his girlfriend Maggie Mac Rae introduced herself as being born and bred in Manomet.  She
lived at White Horse Beach and knew all the places and the people I did.  She used to work at
the Lobster Pound at the tip of the point where I used to hang out and buy lobster.   We all
exchanged e-mails and I told them I would visit this summer.  They are planning on returning
to Boca to build a home and figure in five years they can sell and travel.  They were in their
early 20’s.  

Austin Maggie David
We took some photos, had our last calls,and took off to the Fried Chicken place across the
street.  I decided I wanted to try the Caribbean Burgers and noticed they served the chicken
too.  I ordered both and returned to see how Greg was doing.  They were out of Chicken at the
Kiosk so he order beef Shish Kabobs that were to die for.  He had met a guy from the States that just came from Costa Rica where
his wallet, passport and credit cards were lifted in Heredia.  It was his first time traveling out
of Military duty and he got taken.  I ate my burger on the way back.  It was 2 am when the
watchman let me in the gate and I retired to eat the Chicken. 
Best burgers and chicken in town…and packed every night.
It was great and they gave me a bag full of fried Plantains.  I ate some and through the rest out.
   We are all supposed to meet for the 5:30 Island Sunset tour tomorrow….we shall see.
    I slept in, as usual, then got my Boca Map at the Pharmacia before having breakfast at the
Starfish Coffee house on the water. While there, a lady from California came in. She was
studying Spanish.  Her and her husband had a place in Mexico they visited quite often and
decided to go somewhere different. I passed some homes and businesses while returning.


The fire engine is a 1918 something
and they still use it!

One business caught my attention. At night it was the lady’s home.   In the front she ran a
clothing shop then had curtains to separated the front from the back.  The whole home
/business was covered in tarp to keep the rain out and I doubt she had running water or a
toilet.


I don’t think I’d like living there.


    I returned for Siesta then went out to meet Bob and Greg for the 5:30 Sunset tour at Barco’s. 

Entrance to Barko’s

They weren’t there when I arrived and as it turned out, there was no tour on Monday.  I left to
look for them stopping in about 5 bars before finding them at Bohmfaulks talking with
Victoria.  She had been a Stewardess for World Airlines and traveled the world.  Three years
ago she came to Boca are rented a place on the water with no hot water but a cute place.  Then
her cat of 15 years died, she fell and cut her head open and needed 20 stitches, then contracted
Dengue and almost died.  The neighbors bought her a new cat.  The hospital charged her
$1.25 for her stitches and did such a good job that she has no scars.  She suffered for a week
with Dengue.  Throwing up everyday, running a high fever and chills, couldn’t eat anything but
survived.  She said it was the worst she had ever been through.  Victoria said that many
Chinese moved to Boca after the Canal was built.  Most of them moved from here later but now
are coming back to Boca and investing in Panama. I had an Italian Sausage sandwich then we
all went to Bob and Greg’s apartment to try and figure out how to run this $1200 video camera
he bought for the trip.  None of us could and I returned home with a promise that we would go
on the sunset cruise tomorrow.
   I was going to meet Bob at the Pirates Bar for breakfast at 10 am but he didn’t show.  Don, the
Canadian was there finishing his coffee when I arrived.  After a great breakfast for $3.50. As I
was returning to the Hostal I heard someone yell at me and I saw a man across the street
waving at me.  I got closer and recognized him as one of the Poker Players.   He invited me
out this evening for another game at 7:30 but I explained I was off on the Barco Sunset tour
and couldn’t make it.  There will be a second game later if I decided to join them.   I thanked
him and went back to Cala Luna.  Today was  the best weather.  It was sunny and breezy with
no rain.. 
    This afternoon I was playing with my computer and asked Alberto to tally up my bill to pay.  I was signing the charge for close to $400 for 7 days when I looked on my computer screen and realized one of my stocks tanked today when the company announced a divided cut.  It went from a $12000 investment to $4500!  I’m going out  tonight on that sunset cruise.  I thought the casino in Panama was bad, duh!  I did manage to book my ticket from David back to Panama City on Air Panama so got that out of the way.
    Barco’s was empty
when I arrived to meet Bob and Greg.  The bar was closed but I was told the tour leaves in a
half and hour so I went over to Bohmfalks to have a beer on the porch.  I could see if they
came by to meet me.  I returned to find that the tour was canceled and they weren’t there so I
took a water taxi to the Island to watch the sunset.

The taxi took me to a boat landing near the Aqua Hostel so I stopped in.

I took some photos and realized there were no clouds and would be no sunset today.

Bob, Greg and roommate Sharon were waiting on the dock.  Bob sent me an email to join them
for a party on the Island that they were invited to.  They had their guitars and were going to
play and make a night of it.  I bowed out, knowing that if I went they would stay and I would
return by myself. 
     The stars were out in force tonight.  I went to Bohmfalks and had his famous Turkey and
Sausage Gumbo.  There I met Neil Saunders from Montana who arrived here four years ago to
help open a restaurant.  He worked on that for a year until the people that hired him had a
row and he left to open a Paving Tile business.  He bought the rights to the formula and taught
Panamanians how to make the tiles.  Now he is the only one in town with these special tiles
that hold up in this humidity. 
    Leaving Neil, I looked for my Caribbean hamburg place to open…not yet.  I sauntered to the
Refugio and had a beer on the dock.  The sunset was my last in Boca.

   

A musician was singing Mike Knopfler songs.  Upon returning to the main street I noticed
band stands being set up for the start of the Carnival.  The Hamburg place was open with a
line as usual.  I bought two and returned to set up a wake up call for the morning.